I didn't mean "you'll get over it" as in, "you'll be better off anyway," I seriously meant everyone will get over it, and very quickly. Like glatt said, there's a certain nostalgia factor in the Hostess brand, but obviously no one was eating their crap or the company wouldn't have had to declare bankruptcy twice. There are plenty of sugary indulgences out there that don't taste like glucose-infused cardboard.

As for the 18,500 workers, they're shoving the blame hard on the unions, but I'd be very curious to see what the salary was for the CEO and board of directors for the last 5 years. I'd bet any amount of money (their salaries, even,) that they weren't taking pay cuts to save the company, and that they clearly knew the end was coming and decided to just take the money and run. It's exactly what the execs did at my last employer who went under, and every other company I've ever read about that went under.

Also, if someone has been a baker for 25 years and the only thing they know how to bake is shitty "snack cakes," then it isn't Hostess' fault they can't find a new job. People are changing what they eat, but they aren't changing the fact that they eat.

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I love this: Also, if someone has been a baker for 25 years and the only thing they know how to bake is shitty "snack cakes," then it isn't Hostess' fault they can't find a new job.

True, true.

yeah. those people aren't bakers. they're factory workers. they will get jobs through their union in some other factory where they stand around all day pressing a button, and twirling a dial over and over again as their heart slowly dies, and their soul runs out the bottom of their poor misbegotten hammer toe havin feetses.

it's survival of the tastiest! natural snack selection.

some one will buy the rights to twinkies though. bet on it. they'll cost $3 each and you will only find them when you're on vacation someplace weird... but don't give up hope. they will return.

Isn't it better that Americans, not Chinese, stand around all day pressing a button, and twirling a dial over and over again as their heart slowly dies, and their soul runs out the bottom of their poor misbegotten hammer toe havin feetses? I mean isn't it?

Thanks, folks, for shittin' all over the thread.

Others did the same thing in other forums.

You folks may not like Twinkies (which is your prerogative) but 'I' do.

I mourn the loss of an icon and institution.

I didn't start this thread (here and in other places) as a rallying point for politics, economics, or philosophy. I started this thread to say 'good bye' to sumthin' 'I' like.

Pity some folks can't just shut the fuck up and let sumthin' stand unaltered, unadorned, and unadulterated.

Not everything is a platform for your self-aggrandizement, -marketing, and -embellishment.

'nuff said.

You'll get over it.

Finally, we find something in this world that HQ really does care about.

I was going to post something about Twinkies being the bane of Wall Street,
or something like that. But now, out of respect for HQ's feelings, I won't.

Twinkies will be bought, manufactured, and distributed by someone else. Maybe Little Debbie. They will return.

Yeah, and it will be a gift to the job creaters...the union will be gone and the jobs will pay minimum wage, with part-time hours and no health benefits.

Is Little Debbie union? Google wouldnt let me find out.

you mean like what pronoun someone prefers that you use when you refer to them?

cock

See wut he did? The Man legalizes pot then eliminates the Twinkie. Conspiracy!

And what about the "twinkie defense"? The prison population is sure to swell if that gets taken away.

But word on the street has it that some other company may very well buy the Hostess brand name along with the rights to manufacture its plethora of sugary treats lacking all nutritional value.

Meanwhile, Henry and other twinkie fans can buy them on e-Bay for a mere $60.00 each.

See what happened when you re`elected Obama. I bet this was a secret plan that the First Lady had been working. First it was school lunches, now Twinkies, what's next?? I hope she doesn't go after my Mountain Dew.

This thread will redefine "PTSD."

Post Twinkie Stress Disorder

I had my PHA today. I'm good to go for another year, as long as I don't have sharp objects to play with. They let me have some neat crayons