Orchis Simia sniffer? Monkey balls?

I had to look it up. Still, monkey balls may smell better.

Smell better than an Orchid? :eyebrow: Probably! :3eye:

I have to call you out for being unobservant. :facepalm: I have been an Orchis Simia sniffer since it was an image of the day I posted ...maybe a year ago? ;)

Consider me called out. In my defense I was looking a bit lower than your user title :blush:
But then consider this description of that particular orchid:

Gardenia sniffing, on the other hand, could go on forever with a side of lotus.

I, too, only noticed it with this thread. I did notice it before footfootfoot posted about it.

I think it's beautiful.
It's large enough for me to count it as an animal (like a tarantula doesn't really say "spider" to me) but it's harmlesss to humans.

I likey.

I know what you mean, a tarantula doesn't really say "spider" to me, either, as much as I say, "Holy shit!" to it.

They've got one at our local library. I gets out of its terrarium occasionally. It turns up in odd places.

I've handled a tarantula. She was beautiful.
Didn't look too closely at the eyes though. Eight eyes freak me out.
I don't even like close-ups of the harmless biders we get here, which I am frequently called on to remove from home and classroom. I'm not the school's only spider-wrangler, but in KS1 I am closest and known not to bodge the job.