I don't know much about cage matches. Are they to the death? If so, any Kardashian against any Kardashian. When one dies, throw in another Kardashian. Mom plays too. The last Kardashian left standing gets to live. That is the prize. They can remain on the planet.

How about the last Kardashian alive has to eat the other dead Kardashians?

that's much more Roman, don't you think? Or Transylvanian....or where ever these people pop up from. It's not a good castle.

Psychopathic tendencies:

1) Brunette trying to be a blonde
2) Eyes too far apart so that she use them independent of one another like a chameleon... ;)

A wall-eye!

Which is worse, a wall-eye or a uni-browed rat eye?

Moe Szlack. "Yes! I'm a surgeon!" on his business cards-----uni-browed rat eye.

the blonde thing. I've been blonde before and I DO have tendencies -- you know, hobo stuff, nothing big---but EVERY hot girl who gets it is/was blonde at one time or another.

Michele Linehan is another interesting case. And she positively oozing sex. when she was talking to the judge she looked like she was having an orgasm. really.

Rosemary West vs all the souls of the women and children she killed or witnessed being killed under her roof.
Nom nom nom - come to devour her for all eternity.

A real cage match I would PPV is Richard Littlejohn vs Gareth Thomas
(homophobic bile-spewing right-wing columnist vs retired Welsh rugby player)

Hey! The man's handicapped. Give him a fuckin' break.

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