Hey, happy birthday lass!

Sorry I'm late!

Happy Birthday Dana!!! Hope you enjoyed your day.

Sorry i missed your birfday. I hope it was a good one!

Sorry I missed it. Happy belated.

Thanks for birfday wishes :) I've been assured by a very wise person that late birthday wishes make you younger. It's a lovely thought no?

Unless you were just born, then it might get complicated.

In that case, my birthday is really in April… or maybe May. :D

Nah, it's like a 10 yard penalty in football when the team is already on the 7. It switches to 'half the distance to the goal.'

So if the baby is a week old, and you say Happy Birfday on the eighth day, the baby can only go back half a distance to the womb. So the baby would revert to 4 days old.

Or something.

So at the instant it pops out you can keep saying happy birthday forever and it will never get all the way back inside but it won't grow older either.

Saves on college.

i knew i cooked the best burger i ever cooked today for some reason...Happy Bday!