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Lamplighter 03-23-2013 08:02 AM

You can bleat a dead goat, but you can't make him wink.... Ummm... Oh, nevermind.

xoxoxoBruce 03-23-2013 08:12 AM

I'm glad you saw the aries of your ways.

Griff 03-23-2013 08:49 AM

I am offended by the capricious nature of that reply.

Crimson Ghost 03-24-2013 12:14 AM

Way to ram it home.

Sundae 03-24-2013 03:27 AM

Quote:

Satan said "I wonder how humans claim to Love God and disobey Him, and claim they hate me yet they obey me"
I hate it when they misquote Satan. He never said that. He doesn't even speak English FFS.

Griff 03-24-2013 06:54 AM

Wait, Oliver Cromwell didn't speak English?

Perry Winkle 03-24-2013 11:46 AM

I had to kill my Facebook account. It gave me way too much exposure to people I love and respect being willfully ignorant, hateful and superstitious. I'd rather be ignorant of all that and able to keep the positive feelings.

footfootfoot 03-24-2013 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 858095)
I hate it when they misquote Satan. He never said that. He doesn't even speak English FFS.

Hey, if English was good enough for Jesus Christ, then it's good enough for Satan.

Crimson Ghost 03-25-2013 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 858148)
Hey, if English was good enough for Jesus Christ, then it's good enough for Satan.

Well, at least Shakespeare was translated from Klingon to English.


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