So if one likes beer and horror movies, is that a good sign or a bad sign?

I think that's a perfecta. If the person also owns a movie theater or is a beer distributer, then that's a trifecta.


Hey farto.

I love beer. I love scary movies. I own a movie theater that has a 'make your own beer' bar. I own a bar that shows scary movies 24/7. The movie theater is named Beerz and the bar is named Moviez.

Yet here my ass sits all alone. :lol:

Well, I'm off to buy a pizza parlor that serves beer and shows scary movies 24/7. Not sure what I'm gonna call it. Any suggestions?

Home Sweet Home?

That's funny. I just went to get a frozen pizza and some beer for later.

Yeah, I'm a real catch. ;)

What kind of frozen pizza?

And less importantly, what kind of beer?

My refined tastes are just a small part of why I'm such a catch:

Totinos pizza and Miller Lite. :D

I like Miller Lite.

And I'm sometimes curious about who makes the best frozen pizza. Haven't heard of Totinos. Must be a regional thing. Is it good? What kind? Pepperoni?

Oh, it's not good. They're little tiny cheap pizzas...but I love the crispy crunchy crust. And it cost a buck. I got triple pepp 'cause they were out of combination pepp and saus. Triple pepp means there are about three small pepperonis slices like you would find on REAL pizza, cut into tiny pieces and scattered around. They used to be about the size of an album and now they're the size of a 45.

Mom always kept them in the freezer when we were teenagers.

They sound perfect for an after school snack.

Digiornos.

Bless you!

First date question:

"Do you hate these family reunions as much as I do?" :D

I think it's more important to take a good history, do a mini mental status and run a criminal background check before proceeding.

"I'd like to talk to you about your record."
"MY RECORD? What the hell you wanna talk about that for? I done my time. I paid my debt to society. How was I to know she was only fifteen, she looked eighteen to me..."
"No, your MUSIC record. Your new album."
"Oh. That."