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sexobon 05-31-2014 09:34 PM

Some women want good boys while others go for the bad boy types.

Clodfobble 05-31-2014 10:05 PM

And some of us have a thing for preachers' kids. Eagle Scouting in the streets, eager routing in the sheets.

Lola Bunny 05-31-2014 11:41 PM

Ahhh.....I see. Thanks.

infinite monkey 06-01-2014 10:14 AM

Your boyfriend is dumber than a bag of hammers. Do you

a) shoot him in his sleep?
b) wake him up so knows you're going to shoot him?
c) wake him up, have teh secks with him, then shoot him?

Sundae 06-01-2014 11:32 AM

d) have lots of babies with him because that's what the world needs now

Gravdigr 06-01-2014 12:35 PM

Well, I got a 38. So, now I know what kind of man I want, but...



...I still don't know how sexy I am! The test says it's going to tell me how sexy I am ("How sexy are you?") and it does not.

I want my money back.

Lola Bunny 06-01-2014 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 900272)
Well, I got a 38. So, now I know what kind of man I want, but...



...I still don't know how sexy I am! The test says it's going to tell me how sexy I am ("How sexy are you?") and it does not.

I want my money back.

Ditto! ... lol...

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Lola Bunny 06-01-2014 01:06 PM

Hmmm....shoot yourself? Cuz you're the one who choose to date a guy who's dumber than a bag of hammer.

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infinite monkey 06-01-2014 01:09 PM

Well, he was really cute, so I choose the cute and did not notice the bag of hammer. Now it's too late, because he is hammer.

infinite monkey 06-01-2014 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 900265)
d) have lots of babies with him because that's what the world needs now

And love, sweet love. That's what the world needs now. And this lamp. Babies, love sweet love, and this lamp, that's all the world needs now. :D

Gravdigr 06-01-2014 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 900298)
And this lamp. Babies, love sweet love, and this lamp, that's all the world needs now. :D

Quote:

C'mon, Shithead.
Love that movie.

infinite monkey 06-01-2014 06:30 PM

I'm picking out a thermos for you
Not an ordinary thermos for you

:)

xoxoxoBruce 06-05-2015 10:39 AM

1953 girl's quiz to see if your more suited to business or romance.
http://cellar.org/2015/girlstest.jpg

And one to test for suitable suitors.
http://cellar.org/2015/boytest.jpg

Clodfobble 06-05-2015 11:01 AM

Re: number 9 for suitors... At the church that performed our wedding, they had two sets of marriage vows you could choose to have the pastor read. One was modern, wife and husband said exactly the same thing. The other was old-school, husband vowed to do things like "teach" and "guide," while wife vowed to "obey" and "pleasure."

We chose modern, obviously. But when the day arrived, the pastor started reading the wrong set, and neither one of us wanted to interrupt the solemn proceedings over it. So I did, indeed, vow to both obey and pleasure my husband. He reminds me of it occasionally. :)

infinite monkey 06-05-2015 11:13 AM

What's the objective of the boy quiz? The girl quiz is to determine whether she is better suited for love or career. What does the boy quiz determine? Whether he is better suited for love or for future wife-beating? Maybe the girl is supposed to ask the questions of the boy? "Oh, honey dearest, I vehemently answer NO to all those questions."


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