If you pissed them off irrevocably, that's their problem, not yours. ;)

We're too scared about you leaving again to throw any rocks back right now.
I have a countdown clock set up to let me know when it's safe to shout at you again.

Oh and we're metric over here now, so we sell babies by the kg.
Do try to keep up, dear.

God hasn't posted for nearly a year. maybe she gave up The Cellar for Lent and forgot to come back?