The handles... uh, ears.

I think she means the brain. Sex is 95% mental

The fuck knows...

good point (does some quick arithmetic), that would cover about 95% of my thoughts.

95% of the guys I fuck are mental. :)

.....and you've fucked 95% of mental guys right?

Can't see the insurance company being eager to step up for that one. :headshake

they attached a baby elephant trunk to replace his lost schwanse. It's prehensile, sensitive and strong. The only problem is that it keeps cramming peanuts up his ass.

Oh shit, that was funny.:lol2:

For that you earn a prize:

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Just in time Grav, I've got an egg eating cock in the coop right now.

Ooh, that's usually not a good thing.

Yeah, he ahhhhh... slipped on the ice today. He'll not be missed.

While always sad, especially for the slippee, it's not an uncommon occurrence.

http://cellar.org/2015/birdice.jpg

Not a fit winter for man nor bird I tells ya.

Paraphrasing W.C. Fields, I see.:D