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thanks everybody. who doesn't love spending their birthday driving back and forth across town between highschool sports events? ;)

Happy Belated. Hope you had a great day.

As far as the "driving back and forth across town" you'll miss it soon enough.

I miss beest. Now he isn't here I have to do everything myself! sigh. Too lazy to start a new one to I'mm'a just kidnap this one.

50 today. made it just past 9:30 before the first tears :) Bacon butties is a good idea. might do that later :) and maybe make Apple Pie instead of cake.

onwards.

Now yer old as me again. Happy birthday, keep your chin up!

Not lazy, efficient! I would expect nothing less. Happy birthday!

happy birthday monster!

Merry Birthday Ma'am.

Happy bortjteya. Um. Birthday. X
(It’s your party, you can cry if you want to).
Glad I could make it to your garden event!

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 969630)

To the tune of “Volga Boatman”

On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
So far Death you have bypassed
Don't look back, he's gaining fast
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Your servants steal, your spouse untrue
Your children plot to murder you
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Burn, then rape by firelight
Add romance to life tonight
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]

I love this version, and I send it to you too.

Happy Birthday Monster!!

50?! Yer a girl yet!

Yeah, just a kid! Happy BDay anyway.

Happy Birthday Monster! Half a freaking century.

:birthday: Happy birthday! :birthday:

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 1058476)

Happy Birthday Monster! Half a freaking century.

thanks. I think I'll take the tury half, sounds like it might be worth more than a cent.... :D

Happy Birthday, Monster