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Undertoad 07-31-2003 11:11 PM

Biohazard symbol.

Think about it...

hot_pastrami 07-31-2003 11:37 PM

I actually thought of the barcode idea awhile back after I saw a sci-fi movie that had them (I forget what the movie was), but I didn't want it on my neck and I couldn't decide if it would still be cool elsewhere. UT's biohazard idea is damn nifty, but it's not quite what I'm looking for for myself.

I completely agree with your philosophy, Bruce. Very well put.

Undertoad 08-01-2003 08:47 AM

Dude I used to work with had a tat of a Band-aid on his elbow (a place you'd expect to see a Band-aid).

Griff 08-01-2003 09:05 AM

How about getting the bar code above the hairline on the back of your neck? That way when they shave your head when you're imprisoned for your bad thoughts, they'll know they got the right guy.

I'm partial to the celtic knot around the ankle but I still haven't done it. It just seems like there are too many skin decorations out there for it to seem special, so I wouldn't go there unless it was really important to me.

zippyt 08-02-2003 11:29 PM

I agree with what a comic said once ,
" whats up with all these young beautiful people putting all this perminent ink on their bodys ??? Why not wait untill you have something to cover up . Hell get monkeys tatooed on swinging from your viracose veins , or when your skin on your arm gets loose get a tat that looks like one thing loose , then another when you streach out the skin ." Now that is a practical use for a tat !!!
I have heard of lady who have had a mastectomy and reconstructive surgery getting nipples tatooed on their breasts. Again a constructive use for tats !!!
Every thing else is just a cry for attention !!!

Just my opinion , for what it is worth .

Tobiasly 08-03-2003 07:04 AM

Does your bride-to-be like to shop?

If so, get a 100 dollar bill tattooed on your penis. Then, when she's eyeing that expensive dress in the Macy's store window, say "baby, if you really want to blow a hundred bucks, we don't have to leave the house!"

hot_pastrami 08-04-2003 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tobiasly
...get a 100 dollar bill tattooed on your penis.
Thank you for talking about my penis.

xoxoxoBruce 08-04-2003 12:33 PM

Quote:

Thank you for talking about my penis.
Wait till the wedding day, they'll all be.:D

windhund 08-04-2003 02:41 PM

I suggest the USDA Prime symbol.

On yer butt.

I would do this in a hot second if

1) I had a decent butt
2) My husband wouldn't divorce me over it (he's a conservative kind of guy).

Skunks 08-04-2003 03:14 PM

A friend of mine did the barcode thing recently, but with a slight twist. He took your typical barcode, and then added <a href="http://www.grybs.com/temp/upcbars.gif ">hands holding the bars</a>, ala the "jail inmate" cliche. About 2x3", between the shoulder blades, I believe.

xoxoxoBruce 08-04-2003 03:27 PM

That's a cool design, Skunks. It's also showed up in graffiti.:D

wolf 08-10-2003 12:43 AM

I think I found JUST the thing ...
 
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(actually, this is posted on the basis of it's total absurdity. I cannot truly conceive of someone doing this. Or of someone consenting to conceive with the bearer.)

xoxoxoBruce 08-10-2003 12:09 PM

Hopefully, it'll keep him from reproducing.:eek:

juju 08-10-2003 02:54 PM

No way would I let someone tattoo my balls.

wolf 08-11-2003 12:33 AM

It's worse than that ...

I'm told that in order for the work to be done on Mr. Happy, he has to be ummm ... happy throughout the process.

Of course I'm reminded of the midget in the whorehouse joke ...


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