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elSicomoro 10-11-2003 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Well my birthday was 3 weeks ago and I still haven't received my grill from your 'rents, Syc. Are you sure that one isn't mine?
My parents said the UPS guy was scared off by the lawn gnomes in your front yard.

elSicomoro 10-11-2003 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wolf
Do you want the AK or the shotgun? Because it's your birthday, you get to choose where you want the rampage to start.
Oooh! Shotgun!

We can start with the neighborhood kids here in Torresdale/Morrell Park. Then we'll move down into the lower Northeast and North Philadelphia.

xoxoxoBruce 10-12-2003 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore


My parents said the UPS guy was scared off by the lawn gnomes in your front yard.

They're misinformed. UPS "The tightest ship in the shipping business" delivers to me frequently, unlike Fedex that takes 8 days to deliver a package from 10 miles away, EVERY time.:rolleyes:

elSicomoro 10-12-2003 04:58 PM

They must have sent a pussy-ass UPS driver this time around...the distribution center on Oregon Ave. told me that he was crying about evil gnomes and the freaky looking old man peering out the window.

xoxoxoBruce 10-12-2003 06:08 PM

Nice try but my deliveries come from the airport.:p Besides, they never see more than a glint of my rose colored sniper scope.

elSicomoro 10-12-2003 06:28 PM

The driver was so shaken up, he went to the Oregon Ave. center by accident.

(ha!)

Griff 10-12-2003 06:47 PM

Well congrats, Sycamore is officially old. You made it. Now, stop trying to be relevent.

elSicomoro 10-12-2003 07:03 PM

If I'm old, what does that make you? Hell...what does that make Bruce?

wolf 10-12-2003 07:34 PM

Syc,

Happy Birthday (did you open my carefully chosen electronic card yet, you bastard?).

Though gaining in experience of years, you clearly have not learned an important lesson. Do not anger those with with the long range ability to reach out and touch someone.

There are very few places that lack a good line of sight.

wolf 10-12-2003 07:54 PM

Before you get heavily into your birthday celebrating, may I remind you the PA recently dropped the legal limit to .080 BAL.

Also you may want to review this (possibly apocryphal) list of DUI Penalities in other countries.

elSicomoro 10-13-2003 01:22 AM

Damn woman, I didn't drink THAT much. I only had a margarita at El Azteca, then a few here at home.

The card was funny...thanks.

We're going to see Kill Bill tomorrow...matinee...only $6. (I remember when the matinee was $3, but of course, $6 is better than $9.50.)

El Azteca was good...I had Tacos Azteca: 4 soft tacos with chorizo and steak. Had refried beans and mexican rice on the side. Good eatin'! Surprisingly, I'm not breaking wind...I hope I don't explode.

xoxoxoBruce 10-13-2003 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
If I'm old, what does that make you? Hell...what does that make Bruce?
WISE :p
Happy birthday, kid.

slang 10-14-2003 01:22 AM

"I'm a hardhead...fuck you all..."

Hey, what the fuck is *this*?

elSicomoro 10-14-2003 08:21 AM

It's from a Soundgarden song...I've always thought it was funny.

dave 10-14-2003 08:53 AM

It's "Hardheaded, fuck you all". Boner.


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