so the wife ( who had been pimped out) comes back to the husband's car and says....'quick, give me a hundred dollars'!

the proctologist goes to the bank to cash his paycheck.

at the counter, he reaches into his shirt pocket to get his pen and endorse it, and comes out with a rectal thermometer instead. he looks at it, grimaces, and says: oh, would you look at that,

The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar.

That only took 4 1/2 years.

"It's got the same centerfold as the regular edition, but you have to pull it out at just the right moment."

haha
A horse walk in the bar so I've asked myself. Why is she beautiful? It is a mystery.

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Ha, ha vicar, been hunting rabbits again?

What's white, irish, and spends all summer outdoors in the rain?

patio furniture

"probably wasn't the same elephant."

Here are some of my favorite punchlines. They are almost a joke in themselves. I do know these classic jokes.

"Ping Pong Balls? I thought you said King Kong's Balls!"

"Nurse, what are you doing?!? I said prick his boil!"

"Help me find my car keys and we can drive out of here"