Steinbrenner.

Hey, if the Democrats want to get out there and sieze that crucial midget vote, that's their business.

Hubris Boy, I'll have you know that I am related by marriage to a high-ranking executive of the Dallas Cowboys, and if you like, I can have him tell Jerry Jones personally that you find his organization offensive. Hey, I'll even be in Dallas staying with him in a couple weeks.

I'LL BE IN TOUCH

small market team
limited government Republican
homeland security
people person
OT tie
Jeff Weaver
Campaign Finance Law
Political
President
US interests
global warming
automobile (unless powered by non-fossil fuel)
Haliburton

Right Wing
Left Wing
staunch
Borrow and Spend
Tax and Spend
ivy-league-educated son-of-a-politician never-wiped-my-own-ass Candidate
liberal media
conservative dittoheads
rush limbaugh
ted kennedy

Looks like a pretty good list.

If you have a sense of humor and can spell, you should do okay here. Hell, I may even try to recruit you for the Troll Emergency Response Team.

I thought it was called the Troll Watch and Takedown team.

You forgot the Cellar/Undertoad Negativity Trashing.

Are you sure it isn't People United to Stop Stupid Yapping?

Whatever you call this team, if I earn the privilege of joining, will I get to play with cybermace?

http://tragickingdom.net/smilies/2gunsfiring_v1.gif

Paper or plastic? How the fuck do I know?!?!?!
SuperSize that sir? Oh, sure, I don't have enough industrial waste product coursing through my fucking arteries!
I'm calling from the Washington Post, Sir. [Chris Farley] Well, la De Freakin' Da![/Chris Farley]
Irregardless Buy a dictionary dumbass!
We'll be right with you: Rot in eternal hellfire.

I could go on but you get the point :)

I'd much rather get a call from the Washington Post than the Washington Times.

Honestly, I don't trust either one of 'em but read them both and assume the truth lies somewhere between them.

Yes -- in terms of BEING QUOTED, Post wins hands down. No Doubt.

In this race, consider getting Your Message out - both in terms of (1) stature among readers and (2) sheer size of distribution == WashingtonPOST