Your loss.:D

I think the social pressures are actually higher on New Years. Christmas, you spend primarily with family. New Years Eve is the day where you HAVE to have somewhere to go with someone in order not to be thought a social outcast.

That's what I do, Wolf. The dregs of society that wouldn't be allowed near the women, children or horses seem to end up at my house every year. No invitations or plans but I have learned to lay in extra victuals and grog because they show up every year. I just cover the mirrors and crucifixes and hope for the best.:blunt:

Sounds like one hell of a party. If I hadn't other plans already, I would sooo be there.

New Year's parades are for amatures. If you want a real parade, head for Mardi Gras!!:beer: :blunt: :band:

That's exactly the same as the Mummers, only the weather is better, and there are more tits and fewer banjos.

Someone could get elected President running on the "more tits and fewer banjos" platform.

President Clinton??:D

you should hear some of the farm animal noises coming from next door!!:D

Maybe it was only a sound track.;)

Bruce,

As said before; that's still the most disturbing thing I've seen. I know people have a 'thing' for live sheep, but I had always assumed that they fantasized about women when they were establishing their relationship with sheep.

This is proof that people are in fact fond of the sheep itself in a disturbingly inapropriate manner.

Having said that, why do you have this sheep?

You also mentioned that this specific sheep had not recieved any action. Is this still the case? If not, do you have pictures?

Well, like I said I told this story before but I've no idea where so...... Once upon a time, some smartass friends gave me this "Luv Ewe" as a Christmas or Birthday gift. I think it was the result of my telling them about one time I was working out in Illinois and on the way back to the motel from the power plant I commented on a flock of black faced sheep. I said they were pretty and the guys with me, ribbed me for the rest of the trip about the "pretty" sheep.
So anyway, I blow up this "Luv Ewe" and put it on a table in my living room to get a laugh out of people coming in. Every time these guys that gave it to me came over they would violate my sheep with their fingers so one time I loaded up the orifice with hand cream. I wish I had a picture of that guys face when he stuck his finger in that cold hand cream. The blood drained from his face and I thought he would puke. I just handed him a tissue. No explanations or apologies. Don't know if he ever figured out what it was but he never went near it again.
I'd bet that 99% of these things are bought as gag gifts and NEVER see "action". :)

I think the phrase you are looking for is "admitted to".

(I don't think the betty blow ups get much use either. Am I wrong here?)

HA MF"N HA !!!!!!
That would be a pic to have in deed !!!!:D :D :D :D