The Cellar - 1/6/2004: Dutch fan ban

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Jeez...how smashed do you have to be to forget to put your dick away, anyhow? I'd have thought he would end up face down in the urinal before being able to walk out of the john with his unit waving around.

Wait...do they even *have* urinals in Holland?

It wasn't an accident.

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Originally posted by ukamikanasi
Uncensored, if anyone's interested (NSFW): http://www.geenstijl.nl/gm/paginas/deetmanvoorlul.html

Karma: Lousy, mostly because of redundant posts.

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Originally posted by Nothing But Net
After seeing that hideously deformed unit, I'm thinking of changing my tagline to Proudly Circumcised.

I'm no big fan of the uncircumcised look, but that uncut fellow would think it highly ironic that you call HIS member deformed.

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Originally posted by 99 44/100% pure
I'm no big fan of the uncircumcised look

That's because you're Jewish...you're automatically biased against uncircumcised schlongs. ;)

Am I clueless, or is 99 intimating that she is familiar enough with NBN's genitalia to render a comparative aesthetic opinion?

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Originally posted by Elspode
Am I clueless, or is 99 intimating that she is familiar enough with NBN's genitalia to render a comparative aesthetic opinion?

Yikes! Don't let HB see that! No, I was going on NBN's own words about his circumcised state -- no aesthetic judgement implied -- just noting that circumcision may be considered deliberate deformation of one's natural condition.

As for my own bias, I think it has more to do with being in the USA, rather than being Jewish. The vast majority of my experience has been with non-Jews, and by my (non-scientific) sampling, only about 2% have been uncircumcised. Any truthful gal will tell you, it's not the look, it's the smell.*

*OK, I don't need a whole bunch of uncircumcised guys, or "Intactically Correct" proponents getting all pissed off at me for implying that uncircumcised men don't keep themselves fresh as a daisy -- or accusing me of suffering from some western, hegemonist, market-driven cleanliness fanaticism. As I said, this is based on my own, limited experience. I figure we've got a little unspoken deal going between the sexes in this country: I'll keep shaving my pits; you keep Mr. Johnson clean. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go eat a bacon-cheeseburger and kick a few old ladies around.

I don't think I've ever known anyone who was uncircumcised, but then again, I haven't spent much time investigating, so your opinion about the whole matter is much better than mine could ever be. If you think it is unpleasant, that's good enough for me!

Never had any complaints in either state.;)

From experience:

Un-circd are more "fragrant" than circ'd.

There is an approximate comparison, but I hesistate to tell you, because I know you'll ask how I found out.

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Originally posted by 99 44/100% pure

The vast majority of my experience has been with non-Jews, and by my (non-scientific) sampling, only about 2% have been uncircumcised.

I don't know, 99, but 2% sounds like a fairly specific ratio. Is that one out of fifty, or two out of 100, or what? What was the size of your sample? ;)

BTW: It's not a just a look, it's a lifestyle!

Are you trying to get an ass-whipping from Hubris, or what? :)

I sure hope he washed his hands.......