Uma Thurman does not, and has never done anything for me. I really don't understand the attraction.

Me neither, except in one scene in one movie. In 'The Adventures of Baron Munchausen', the scene where she makes her big entrance as Venus. Wow. Other than that, Uma does nothing for me either.

Makeup and lighting -- the magic of Hollywood.

I dunno, she looked pretty fuckable as Poison Ivy...

red hair and all

Nicholas Cage -something about him has always freaked me out.

George Clooney- Couldnt take him seriously, I think we would just be friends.

Leonardo DiCaprio- He is not a good looking man, he will continue to not age well.

Schwartzenegger (sp?)or any body "sculptor". Ick. No shaving of chest hair.

Dennis Miller- I woulda...but not anymore.