Pay no mind to Jim
He's just jealous because he
Can't compete with me

LJim is working
He's not currently at home
Mind your own business

you are home alone
do you do phone sex or cam
jim will never know

I am syc's hero
he wants to be just like me
but he's too stupid





syc, it seems to me
you only heckle my posts
ever since you left





you must miss me, pal
el ciberbosque cannot lure
me from the cellar




it's because you don't
even have your own t-shirt
or cd exchange

psst! dont show him the pictures!

pssst! Send the pictures ASAP. Blur out LJ's huge head.

Phone sex is for chumps
No sex now, with kids awake
I scream much too loud

heads!

Hey, whadya know...this is fun.

I see the blue sky
and the sycamore trees bent
with the blowing wind

Sell the money jim
to the suckers buying cars
Bring me home some cash

Fill my Jeep with gas
And change the kitty litter
When you get back home

Jimbo, you sound a
bit self-centered. Like it is
all about you, turd

I've given you shit
since day one. It's like you have
a "Kick me" sign on

You may have noticed
That I give lots of people
Shit. That's just my style

If you don't want me
To heckle you, there is a
simple fix for it

Quit giving me the
Ammunition to do so
But that might be tough

The only wind I
Feel is the hot air that comes
From your non-stop mouth

So, are you done yet?
What do you have to say now?
Make my fucking day

my dear sycamore
what do I have to say now?
don't be such a troll

i wouldn't want to
hurt your delicate ego
and make you leave twice

Sycamore sounds mad
Like sand in his vagina
this must hurt like hell






[for the record] this has been, i hope, in good fun. You might be getting a little edgy, so i want to say that i really DO think you're a dick...no!... i mean, i was just kidding[/for the record]

:D

It's all good. I wasn't mad, but you have reacted poorly to people giving you shit before, so I wasn't sure where you were going with it. The first 3 were serious, but the rest of it was me trying to remain humorous.

:)

Its too bad we don't have an "inserts foot in mouth" smiley face.

Undertoad, you think we could get one just for LJ? :)