Hey I should try taping the trigger of my .50 machine-gun down next time I'll go to Kosovo or so...

"Hey dude, I told you to pay your union dues!"

One time when I was a kid my dad was hanging some book shelves. He had an old electric drill, the kind that was heavy and all aluminum. While looking up with both hands on the book shelf he knocked the drill off the counter and the 1/4 bit went through his shoe and pegged his big toe to the floor, right throuh his toenail. He had to twist the chuck by hand backwards to get it out. Then he fainted.

YIKES!:eek: