a slight parking dispute solved in the parking lot ,

security was tight but atleast they would let you finish your beer befor "cuffing and stuffig " you ,

Classic!

Can't...breathe...eyes...watering...laughter...painful...guy with hair...on back...Dale is...spinning...in his...grave...

You do your own minor car repairs, and add your own special flair. See the bunny? The vehicle is an older BMW.

http://scribe.fork.org/cellar/Bun-tenna.jpg

(Technically, this is not the car of a redneck. The picture was taken in Yankee territory — being a redneck is in the soul, not in the location.)

tehehe....an oldie but a goodie!

Antennae
 

I had a couple roommates who were finishing grad school in the microwave lab. The antenna on our TV was a pair of modified dinner forks screwed onto the back, and they worked pretty well.

We were able to watch the Olympics on the Canadian station, which means that they actually show some of the finals, even if there is not a US team in it.

Maybe the car driver was trying to get some directionality.

Let's assume I had an opportunity to interview the driver.

She was trying to make it look like a bunny. Trust me.

The whiskers are made out of bread bag ties.

Damn yuppies.;)

the back hair - AAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHHH! I'm about to die of laughter!

Gives a whole new meaning to "Don't park in the red zone".:D

erf! now this is a redneck doorbell!

This isn't plthijinxs own doorbell.

At his house the asshole's on the inside.

5 bonus points for NbN:thumb:

Get positioned , hang on to the handle bars and say
" Damn Babby , your almost as tight as your sister !!!!!"
Then just TRY to hang on for 8 seconds !!!!!