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Bullitt 07-09-2004 12:49 AM

Watch out world, here comes Bullitt!
 
Man o man the US, and world for that matter better hope i'm never president. Can we say, buh-bye Isreal, you can handle your own goddamn problems from now on. You'd think they would take it as a hint that the day they create their lil country they get invaded that they aren't and never will be welcome there. period. they don't belong there and thats it. its akin to the crusades from way back in the day if you think about it. except the crusaders this time have a huge technological advantage over the arabs.

Lets see what else.. oh, i'd tell the fcc to go f' itself over clear channel, i'd cut funding to skunk works out in nevada to get social security back on its feet (which isnt a half bad idea...), oh and one more thing, i'd say "f you germany give us back our war dues which yous till owe us caus ei think if i'm not mistaken that your economy is back on its feet. since its had since 1947 to do so.

sorry for whining so much, guess its not in my nature to keep my opinions to myself

god i can't type. don't ever get your kids "Mario Teaches Typing" it failed me horribly....

Undertoad 07-09-2004 07:43 AM

Yer right bullitt... they should just abandon Israel and the millions of Jews who left the various Arabic countries to go live in Israel through the last century should just return to those places.

Oh wait they don't have the right of return.

This is complicated.

smoothmoniker 07-09-2004 12:36 PM

Couldn't we just move Israel somewhere? Like the Dakotas, no one's using that. We could build them a new dome of the rock, they can finally stretch their legs abit and build that temple they've been saving up for. And it's a much further walk from Gaza to Bismark when you're 12 and have essplosives strapped to you ...

-sm

Clodfobble 07-09-2004 01:21 PM

There are already more Jews in this country than in Israel. I personally feel that Israel's population will eventually shrink until it is a heavily guarded compound around just the sacred spot itself, and an economy based only on tourism. Everyone else will move to NY.

jaguar 07-09-2004 01:25 PM

SM: They were first going to build a jewish state somewhere in Africa, I beleive there are still communities that remain from that experiment.

elSicomoro 07-09-2004 06:56 PM

IIRC, Uganda and Argentina were discussed as possible sites back in the day.

bluesdave 07-09-2004 09:38 PM

The Jewish people don't really need to stay in Israel, they already have a perfectly good Jewish state; modern, great public facilities, great shopping, great entertainment. It's called: New York City! :biglaugha

xoxoxoBruce 07-10-2004 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore
IIRC, Uganda and Argentina were discussed as possible sites back in the day.

The Nazis got Argentina. ;)

busterb 07-10-2004 02:15 PM

Bruce. Ya know why Mississippi got all the blacks & La. got the coonassses?
They gave Ms. 1st choice. No Jews here there all,hell I cain't spell it Asirians?

Kitsune 07-10-2004 06:43 PM

You don't know Tiger Hand? Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always.


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