I know, you weren't the right age when it came out. 1992 was such a good year for adolescent humor. :)

When did The Cellar get to be a trolling zone for BDSM?

When wasn't it?

Were there other examples that I missed?

You've obviously missed the subtext in Urbane Guerilla's posts. :p

"That's it, ball gags for everyone!" ring a bell?
:scream:

Obviously.

Hey, you leave my tagline out of this!

:headshake masturbation?.....well I never...........
wierd tales on that site.
How does one "stumble" across sites like this?

My little brother told on my older brother one morning at the breakfast table. He even included the spitting in your hand part. The room was filled with a scary silence until the housekeeper exploded with hysterical laughter. Then it was dropped instantly and never mentioned again. My mom did, however, confiscate the Playboy mags Bro had stashed. :mecry:

Cap'n, you said the operative word..."stumble".

Some folks have discovered the joys of the StumbleUpon plugin for the Mozilla Firefox web browser.

Basically, it allows you to channel surf the web, hitting more or less random web pages that other people have liked enough to add it to the database. You preselect categories when you register (free, no spam) and create an account. This likely came from the humor category. Sometimes you find some interesting things there. and sometimes I also Stumble across something dumb like a Google search page.

The worst side effects are loss of sleep and a huge bookmark file.

Brian

I have nothing for this one.. other than.. I liked the story.. and uh.. hubba hubba (yeah I know there are a few kinks in there).. beyond that.. you don't want to know

Terrible, thought I got caught one time but she didn't see. Oh man...woulda been bad.

I never got caught per se but I came close one time getting a BJ.

We were up in my room (door open) while our respective parents were outside socializing. One thing led to another and I wound up with my zipper down and...well you get the idea. I heard the distinctive creak of the top step and knew I would have less than five seconds until we were discovered. I could not stuff it back in that fast so I thought fast, grabbed her and sat her on my lap.

Mom peeked in to tell us that the food was ready and gave us the strangest look...she was bright red and giggling like mad sitting on my lap! She never found out exactly why though :D

Brian

I was cheerfully wanking away one evening (at about age 14 - it was a newly discovered thing) when I discovered that just because you're in the bathroom doesn't mean no one can hear you.

My dad's voice was very matter of fact -- "Stop playing with yourself and get ready. We're late."

I was mortified at the time, but it's funny now.

never busted but i did loose a 'zine stash or two