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lookout123 09-13-2005 09:09 AM
jim is right. i now open this thread to your pre-scheduled thread hijack. and if you think of any random facts... post 'em if ya got 'em.

Elspode 09-13-2005 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
my body hair is nothing compared to the birds nests i pull out of the drain each morning from jinx's mane. and the random 3 foot long ones that always seem to find their way into the armpits of my clean shirts so that they dangle out my sleeve and tickle the inside of my arms until i realize what the hell is going on, and spin around like a dog chasing his tail for ten minutes trying to see this single ------- hair, and capture it. gah!
Why does the above narrative make me think that someone needs to do a sitcom about the LJ/Jinx household?

As with all "facts" posted on The Cellar, the nature of same is always going to spur some debate. The hijack is indeed inevitable. The more creative the alleged fact, the more diverse and derailing the debate.

lumberjim 09-13-2005 02:35 PM
what the fuck? why the fuck did you edit out the fucking word 'fucking' from my fucking post, spode?

mrnoodle 09-13-2005 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
**** *** fuck? *** *** fuck *** *** **** *** *** fucking **** 'fucking' **** ** fucking ****, *****?
The universe is again in balance. Thank me later.

jinx 09-13-2005 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
PS. my body hair.... gah!
You cannot possibly compare the single strand of love, that gently caressing reminder of your beloved, inserted carefully into each and every one of your shirts, to the pelt-ring left behind when you drain the tub.

Elspode 09-13-2005 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
what the ----? why the ---- did you edit out the ------- word '-------' from my ------- post, spode?
Net Nanny does it. I have no control.

lumberjim 09-13-2005 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by jinx
You cannot possibly compare the single strand of love, that gently caressing reminder of your beloved, inserted carefully into each and every one of your shirts, to the pelt-ring left behind when you drain the tub.
:smack: of course. what was i thinking? but pelt-ring? the visual is unsettling at best, and innacurate besides.

PS, put a few beers in the fridge for me? thanks!

lumberjim 09-13-2005 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Elspode
Net Nanny does it. I have no control.
that's just phucking wrong

BigV 09-13-2005 06:07 PM
Elspode:

Ask netnanny this question: I'm thinking of a word...

Hot, smokin', sizzlin, starts with F and ends with U-C-K. Well netnanny? Give up?
















































firetruck

mrnoodle 09-14-2005 11:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jinx
You cannot possibly compare the single strand of love, that gently caressing reminder of your beloved, inserted carefully into each and every one of your shirts, to the pelt-ring left behind when you drain the tub.
This is the best sentence I have read in ages. thanks :lol:

Elspode 09-14-2005 06:40 PM
Here's something even more wrong...the netnanny won't show me the rest of this page. Too many instances of the word "fuck". It will replace one or two on a page with dashes, but if it appears too many times, it just won't let you view the rest of the page.

Pelt ring. Priceless.


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