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wolf 10-04-2005 01:21 PM

1. Welcome.

2. There's no need to shout.

3. Do you have a favorite thing with which to replace the internal combustion engine?

Elspode 10-04-2005 01:35 PM

There will be no replacement for the internal combustion engine until every last drop of oil/blood/money has been wrung from the Earth/Humanity/The Global Economy.

Sorry, but juggernauts don't just voluntarily step aside. They die when brought down by either a bigger juggernaut or a very clever David. So far, there's an awful lot of squished flat Davids on the sandals of the Big Oil/Middle East juggernaut.

Clodfobble 10-04-2005 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
3. Do you have a favorite thing with which to replace the internal combustion engine?

Ooh! Ooh! Organic material! We should invent a bionic car, like the Cylon battleships.

Happy Monkey 10-04-2005 01:48 PM

I don't think the Cylon ships are organic - they are a metal ship filled with a pilot creature.

Now, Vorlons, Shadows, Moya, and Lexx were organic.

slang 10-04-2005 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
Do you have a favorite thing with which to replace the internal combustion engine?

The bicycle. Solve two problems with one bike, eating too much fat food and moving too little.

Or maybe even a little electric powered scooter.....you know.....the Segway. :)

lumberjim 10-04-2005 08:08 PM

yeah, I'll just BIKE to Cherry hill everyday. yeah. and then monkeys will fly out of my butt.

how about magnets? i like magnets. do you like magnets?

russotto 10-04-2005 09:27 PM

No, lumberjim, you're supposed to move to a 400 sq ft / person high rise apartment in the city right near your job and other necessities, so you can walk (or bike) to everything you need. It's the New Urbanist ideal.

Anyway, possible replacements for the internal combustion engine abound. Their common characteristic is they all have problems much greater than that of the internal combustion engine.

darclauz 10-04-2005 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim
and then monkeys will fly out of my butt.

flying butt monkeys would be a good replacement for the i.c.e. ... the bigger the butt, the more monkeys would fit in it... the more monkeys it would take to haul. wide ass = more monkeys. it's a win win win for everybody but the butt monkeys. and as(s) long as we build them to fly and not talk...

Elspode 10-05-2005 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by russotto
No, lumberjim, you're supposed to move to a 400 sq ft / person high rise apartment in the city right near your job and other necessities, so you can walk (or bike) to everything you need. It's the New Urbanist ideal.

Yeah! Warehouse the workforce and only let them out when either you need them or they have to get some necessity of survival! A secondary bonus would be that much more land would become available for the Ruling Class to enjoy! :lol:


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