"Arrrr, laddie"?

GAR

Ahoy!! Type like a Py-rait! YAR!!

Now I have to edit all me posts of the marnin'...rrrrrrrrgh

Shiver me timbers.

Arr.

Matey.

Have I fulfilled the requirement? Am I done yet?

Arrgg! This is the worst morin' i've ever weathered.


Avast and prepared to be boarded!

ALL DAY ye rotting slacker! Heave, now! Raar!

Prepare to have yer booty plundered!!

I've got a pic of me dressed as a pirate - I gotta dig it up.

ermm... yo ho ho

Over already. So sad. But something to look forward to next year!

After all of the hubbub, Sara said it was November 19. Now I'm just confused. And you know what a confused pirate says, don't you?

"Aaaarrrgggghhhh!!! Bite me crank, matey!!"

Sara's wrong, it be September 19th. ;)

Shiver me timbers, lad. Your wench must be deep in her cups. These rum runners'll tell you true.

In the marnin' ye'll be speakin' th' right words, or walkin' th' plank.

Ye ha' bin warned. Yar!

i'm so totally doing this live tomorrow. i read moby dick in preparation.

arrrr, these be the warranties, pikey. which will ya be buyin' today? none, says ye? well, this be my knife, then. care to reconsider? arrr....

Shiver me timbers! Aaargghhh! Bite me crank, matey!

Just warmin' up...