The Cellar

The Cellar (http://cellar.org/index.php)
-   Philosophy (http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=25)
-   -   "But surely he stinketh by now." (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=9723)

mrnoodle 12-19-2005 10:34 AM

Hey guys, remember we said we weren't gonna scare off the crazies? this isn't tomas, he can spell. It might be angus though.

Purina troll chow is on sale down at the feed & grain, stock up.

marichiko 12-19-2005 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
tomas? is that u????

No, tomas was far more intelligent. This latest troll can only gain attention by using the ploys of the immature adolescent of below average intelligence.
Tomas was an immature adolescent, but he had a surprising streak of wit beneath his wierdness. This one doesn't.

Humbug: We all know what "fuck" means and we are aware of the practice of doing it with sheep and other animals. We all know about shit and ca-ca and pee-pee. Why don't you go impress your 13 year old friends with your profound thoughts and bathroom humor? You obviously don't have the education or the intelligence to play with the grown-ups.

I'm sure your fellow deviants on your AOL chatroom miss you. We won't.

HUMBUG 12-19-2005 12:21 PM

Harsh, but no (Clinton) cigar.

Obviously the enlightened product of inbreeding, oxygen deprevation and ingrown nasal hair.

Let's do lunch.

Trilby 12-19-2005 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle
Hey guys, remember we said we weren't gonna scare off the crazies? ... It might be angus though.

He's not interesting enough to be crazy. And he WISHES he were Angus! Angus was condescending, oh, yes, (*swoon*) but he was waaaaaay better than this!

HUMBUG 12-19-2005 12:49 PM

Was it a pink angus or a black angus?
Have you tried any other barnyard stock?

Elspode 12-19-2005 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HUMBUG
Harsh, but no (Clinton) cigar.

Obviously the enlightened product of inbreeding, oxygen deprevation and ingrown nasal hair.

Let's do lunch.

Dude, you forgot the "I am the product of inbreeding, oxygen deprivation and ingrown nasal hair."

I can't do lunch with you, especially not mutton. Lord knows what you've done to the poor sheep before they're served.

HUMBUG 12-19-2005 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
Dude, you forgot the "I am the product of inbreeding, oxygen deprivation and ingrown nasal hair."

Sorry, won't happen again.

Quote:

I can't do lunch with you, especially not mutton.
Too bad. We were serving rat's ass.

Quote:

Lord knows what you've done to the poor sheep before they're served.
He's not alone...so do some of the cellar intellects...

Marichiko: "We all know what "fuck" means and we are aware of the practice of doing it with sheep and other animals. We all know about shit and ca-ca and pee-pee."

Chirp.

.

lumberjim 12-19-2005 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HUMBUG
Harsh, but no (Clinton) cigar.

Obviously the enlightened product of inbreeding, oxygen deprevation and ingrown nasal hair.

Let's do lunch.

he got that much right, at least! assuming he's talking to mulitchiko....

pure coincedence? or has he been reading old threads?

so you know, humbug, dry humor and whitty sarcasm stated subtly get more laughs here than shouted insults. the collective iq is relatively high....with some very noteable exceptions, granted. i gather you like a nice flame fest? take some time and decide who to piss off first. and be careful not to pick on the easy ones like marichiko, or the well respected like elspode or bruce or undertoad. sycamore is a good punching bag if you can coax him out of hiding.

marichiko 12-19-2005 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
and be careful not to pick on the easy ones like marichiko

Heh Heh! Do as LJ says, kid, NOT as he DOES!

Oh, Sycamore! Wanna have a flamefest with LJ for old time's sake? Nah, its Christmas!

Humbug, is that the best reply you can come up with? How very predictable of you! Afraid you're gonna have to do better than that, even LJ's not impressed. :rolleyes:

capnhowdy 12-19-2005 11:44 PM

....that's HUMP BUG , Marichiko.

marichiko 12-20-2005 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy
....that's HUMP BUG , Marichiko.

Oh, right! S'cuse me Cap'n! I was forgetting. It IS a troll, isn't it? :lol:

xoxoxoBruce 12-20-2005 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
and be careful not to pick on the easy ones like marichiko, or the well respected like elspode or bruce or undertoad.

I claim no special privilege.... even if I do know professional hitmen in most major cities. :lol:

HUMBUG 12-20-2005 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
the collective iq is relatively high

I knew I stepped in something.

HUMBUG 12-20-2005 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy
....that's HUMP BUG , Marichiko.

You must have sweat diarrhea to crank that funny out.

Elspode 12-20-2005 11:11 AM

I'm with Bruce...respect me at your own peril, for I'm not terribly respectable.


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:11 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.