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greatkaven 01-19-2006 08:56 PM

I was just stating my wildest time. It's going to be hard to beat, and yeah it kinda was planned, but no matter what the plan was it was really hot to find out that they had started without my knowledge. Also Emily had come over a lot and stuff had almost happend but nothing had ever panned out.

fargon 01-19-2006 09:46 PM

My wildest time was about 3 hours ago!!!

vsp 01-20-2006 06:25 AM

And then you woke up and your pillow was gone.

blue 01-20-2006 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by fargon
My wildest time was about 3 hours ago!!!

Dude! You're from LaCrosse!

laebedahs 01-20-2006 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf
who invited him in?

We invited him in. It was a planned threesome. We all met at a fancy restaurant, he paid for the meal and the hotel.

Unless you mean who invited me in :mad:

wolf 01-20-2006 11:35 AM

I was just curious as to whether is was you or the wife who wanted the extra man ... if it were her, you could have taken that as a warning sign that something wasn't right in your relationship. Acceding to the request can be taken as carte blanche to open the relationship, even if that was not your intent.

laebedahs 01-20-2006 12:12 PM

I was the one that pushed for it.

footfootfoot 01-20-2006 12:44 PM

My widest time to date was probably after I had been in college for a few semesters. I spent a lot of time at the library studying, and got to know the place pretty well, the comings and goings of people, where the quiet spots were. You know the drill.

I had discovered this seldom visited nook where I could make as much noise as I wanted with out anyone noticing. I go down there and eat chips and candy bars and what not.

Anyway, after several months of hitting the candy machine for snacks, I discovered my waist had increased from about a 34 to nearly 38!

That was definitely my widest to date. I'm back around 35/36 these days.

greatkaven 01-20-2006 02:19 PM

Thats crazy wild....how did you ever get by......

xoxoxoBruce 01-20-2006 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
My widest time ~~ big snip

I'd slap you if I wasn't laughing too hard to move. :lol2:

Let's say a guys wife and her attractive girlfriend are just getting into photography and decided to spend most of a day, in a big old house, trying their hand at shooting nudes of each other. Lots of time and pictures because these are film cameras and they'll have to bracket the hell out of every shot, and take every shot twice, once with each camera.

And the husband, knowing this is planned, tries to keep his mind on his work but ends up coming home, only slightly early, hoping to see something but not wanting to screw up their plans, for which he'd never hear the end of.

So when he arrives to find two naked and very horny attractive women who are really not into women, sexually, can he be blamed for taking advantage of the situation, and the two women, for his own gratification?

You bet he can.....15 years later. Remember guys, they remember every slight.....real and imagined. :rolleyes:

Sun_Sparkz 01-23-2006 05:36 PM

hah, oh bruce. Yes.. Yes we do!

SteveDallas 01-23-2006 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
they'll have to bracket the hell out of every shot

Gosh, Bruce, you make it sound so . . . . . dirty.

footfootfoot 01-24-2006 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
...snip...

You bet he can.....15 years later. Remember guys, they remember every slight.....real and imagined. :rolleyes:

What we want to know Bruce is DO you remember what you did with those pictures?

mrnoodle 01-24-2006 04:55 PM

Because we know so little about the afterlife, I think it's safe to assume that my grandmother might have internet connectivity. I'd prefer not to say anything about this subject.

xoxoxoBruce 01-24-2006 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
What we want to know Bruce is DO you remember what you did with those pictures?

What? Didn't you see them in DoDads? :right:


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