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Gravdigr 01-28-2013 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 850508)
That, my friends, is the great North American Jerusalem Cricket[/url].

And this is her song. The female Mahogany Jerusalem Cricket, anyway.

glatt 01-29-2013 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 850529)
Some info...I make no guarantees.

from here

That's disgusting, but also incredibly cool. I had no idea that worms lived inside insects and controlled their behavior.

edit: I see that some 25 species of these nematodes are parasites of mosquito larvae, so they aren't all bad.

Sundae 01-29-2013 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 850531)
And this is her song. The female Mahogany Jerusalem Cricket, anyway.

DANA! It's the sound of drums, the sound of drums!

DanaC 01-29-2013 03:31 PM

The double heartbeat!

Stormieweather 01-29-2013 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 821186)
Four words.


"We need to talk".


:bolt:

That's funny. My 17yr old daughter told me today that this phrase turns her absolutely inside out. When someone says that or "I have to talk to you", she said her stomach turns over, gets all knotty, she breaks out into a sweat and has waves of anxiety. She hates hearing it...

BigV 01-29-2013 11:38 PM

followed by, "close the door, please".

Gravdigr 01-31-2013 05:09 PM

Hee!

Gravdigr 01-31-2013 05:18 PM

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Gravdigr 01-31-2013 05:25 PM

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I'd let it burn.

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Gravdigr 03-21-2013 09:51 AM

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Gravdigr 07-14-2013 04:55 PM

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ZenGum 07-14-2013 08:33 PM

Absolutely true. The SOB has been following me for weeks.

Happy Monkey 07-15-2013 03:03 PM

Don't like snakes?

Don't like spiders?

How about spider-snake?

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18tn.../ku-xlarge.jpg

orthodoc 07-15-2013 05:02 PM

I don't like spiders and snakes ... and that ain't what it takes ...

Gravdigr 07-15-2013 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 870404)
How about spider-snake?

Two things:

1. Yee.

2. Ikes.

Lola Bunny 07-15-2013 08:01 PM

That is creepy looking. :-X

BigV 07-18-2013 12:36 PM

The love-child of an anglerfish and a rattlesnake. Sweeeet.

Gravdigr 07-30-2013 02:46 PM

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Sundae 07-31-2013 08:41 AM

I may be wrong - and do feel free to correct me - but it seems that apart from crocs, Australia's rivers don't seem to want to kill people. Which makes them unique in the landscape. So my one guess is the above pic is NOT Australian.

Cue a deluge of photos of Killer Fish From Downunder :)
Or just a deluge of fish.

glatt 07-31-2013 08:46 AM

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Same guy and fish. Different angle. Still big, but doesn't appear quite so huge.

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Gravdigr 07-31-2013 05:21 PM

Still a nopefish, though.

Sundae 08-01-2013 03:44 AM

Ayuh.

ZenGum 08-01-2013 06:12 AM

Definitely not an Australian fish. Keen anglers tried to introduce them, but they kept getting wiped out by the native fish. True story, I swear. ;)

Gravdigr 08-01-2013 02:16 PM

Looks sorta carpish, scale-wise.

Lamplighter 08-01-2013 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 872020)
Definitely not an Australian fish. Keen anglers tried to introduce them, but they kept getting wiped out by the native fish. True story, I swear. ;)

xenophobic fish !

Sundae 08-02-2013 03:53 AM

I don't think Australian wildlife/ weather/ landscape is necessarily xenophobic.
It just wants to kill anything and everything regardless of whether it's native or imported (Cane Toads excepted - Australian humans did that and they need to do the killing bit too.)

Oz just basically looks at anything and says, "Om nom nom nom."

I've only met one non-Australian Australian.
She was first generation (as we reckon it)
Irish parents moved to Aus, spawned a whiny child, she decamped as soon as she could to come and plague us in England. She hated Ireland (too wet) hated England (not Australia) and hated Australia.
You had to be wary of getting this girl onto the subject of her homeland because she had a list as long as her scrawny arm about how awful it was.

Don't get me wrong, with family and (I hope) friends in Aus I am happy to joke about it.
But this girl was venomous.
She probably wasn't allowed back into Eire because St Patrick got rid of all the snakes.

Gosh - I knew her about 20 years ago. Turns out I hold a fierce grudge.
Actually, no. She was a nasty piece of work. So there.

Gravdigr 08-13-2013 09:08 AM

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Saw this over at The Shack, and had to look twice. WTF??

It's a Spiny Orb-Weaver! The first I've seen wit me own eyes.

The abdomen was about the size of a pea (¼-inch-ish).

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Sundae 08-14-2013 09:51 AM

Now that is pretty.
If it was the size of a golfball it would be yuck.
Size matters.

Gravdigr 08-14-2013 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 873323)
Now that is pretty.

You are a strange bird sometimes, Sundae megirl.:eyebrow:

Lamplighter 08-23-2013 09:03 PM

So you fall asleep dreaming you're in Louisiana
... standing at the edge of a slough


LA Times



Sundae 08-24-2013 05:08 AM

Note to other Dwellars: read the article first.
Not a criticism, more an admission of ignorance, I expected spiders and couldn't work out what I was seeing.

Blimey.
That's... sucky.

Gravdigr 09-02-2013 03:29 PM

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See it yet?

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Gravdigr 10-29-2013 05:06 PM

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My knees are locking just looking at this...

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Happy Monkey 10-29-2013 05:18 PM

Rock climbing makes me consider the fact that a cliff face is is the exposed surface after a bunch of rock broke off.

And that chair is probably fastened by sticking into an existing crack a device which attempts to widen that crack, and relies on the hope that it is unable to do so.

Lamplighter 10-29-2013 05:48 PM

Optimist.

Sundae 10-30-2013 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 881958)
My knees are locking just looking at this..

My throat. It got me in my throat.
I can breathe now I can't see it.

Lamplighter 10-30-2013 11:43 AM

The fringe is a nice touch... flutters in the breeze on the way down

Happy Monkey 01-02-2014 12:32 PM

Not technically spiders.

lumberjim 01-02-2014 02:38 PM

Amanda would lose her shit

Gravdigr 01-02-2014 02:54 PM

Anybody seen my shit?

Gravdigr 01-02-2014 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 888081)

Close enough.

glatt 01-02-2014 02:59 PM

They are kind of cute, but there are far too many of them, and if they were inside, I would be unhappy.

Griff 01-02-2014 03:12 PM

Did not expect...

Gravdigr 01-03-2014 01:24 PM

When I was a Cub Scout (yeah, I was a Cub Scout, wanna fight about it?) I saw a wolf spider about this size in the corner of the men's room on Trooper's Island.

I took the toilet paper and shat in the woods. True Story.™



Any you Aussies know what that spider is?

Gravdigr 01-10-2014 03:51 PM

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Gravdigr 01-11-2014 05:29 PM

Yee. Ikes.

BigV 01-11-2014 06:42 PM

I hear ya, man.

Molasar 01-11-2014 07:01 PM

I've heard of parasites but fucking hell that one looks a handful!

Gravdigr 01-22-2014 05:07 PM

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Yep, gonna need a bigger boat, fer damn sure.

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Gravdigr 01-31-2014 03:32 PM

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"Will you walk into my parlor?", said the spider to the fly...

Gravdigr 04-08-2014 12:55 PM

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glatt 04-08-2014 12:56 PM

He's a big guy.

brandon4117 04-08-2014 11:21 PM

http://media.independent.com/img/pho...-Trains-05.jpg

A long time ago I had several nightmares where I'd get hit by a train.
Still would fuel nightmares for me, though I haven't had any in a few years.

RellikLaerec 04-10-2014 10:50 AM

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Evolution! Defecation's about to commence upon to rotating oscillater!

Gravdigr 04-10-2014 12:22 PM

Reminds me of this one.

xoxoxoBruce 04-10-2014 09:12 PM

Yeah, I've seen ladybugs fly often, but the flying spider would demand a coordinated world wide extinction.

Happy Monkey 04-11-2014 10:03 AM

Anyone who's read Charlotte's Web knows that spiders can fly. But that one's a hoax.

Gravdigr 04-16-2014 12:01 PM

French naval vessel Latouche-Tréville, in the English Channel, in heavy seas.

No, no indeed, hell no.

footfootfoot 04-16-2014 06:33 PM

I've been in worse seas than that. Twice. At night and in the rain.

I'm pretty happy staying in sight of shore these days.


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