That he is a dick. Yeah... he wants us to be SURE to get that.
His crush on me is embarrassing.

yes, my point is that I'M a dick. not that you're so ridiculous that it makes me want to poke myself in the eye with a rhinoceros ....at all

Can you two go fight somewhere else?

stalkystalkystalkstalkstalk

yeah...well that's what i was saying. i try not to, but christ man. your posts are one of 2 things:

1. god bashing in a condescending, insulting manner

2. telling us some new way you were, are, or intend to be really realy cool.

so....i hit a point where my soul cries out, "break his balls! someone HAS to ....for the sake of his ridiculousness/reality ratio!"

you don;t have to thank me.

you're ruining my hair god damn it!

your hair was already all fucked up.

no need to get grumpy at me Mr!

Cant all 3 of you go fight somewhere else?

like where? and are there 4 of us now?

You can't bash something that does not exist.
You can't break my balls because I don't care.

i know, i know....rubber.....glue....yeah yeah

Funny!

I wasn't allowed jellybeans - we ordered all our clothes from the summer catalogue about 5 months before it got warm and there was no room for fashionable shoes by the time summer came around. I coveted the next door neighbour's pink jellies in direct contradiction of the 10 comandments.

But I loooooved my Crocs. Yes, my feet sweated in them, but my feet sweat in every shoe. I only gave up in them when months later I walked a hole in them.

In fact I've just accepted I have to throw away another pair of "normal" shoes because the inside has been eaten by my toxic feet way before the pavement could destroy the outside. They were quite cheap soft-soled ones anyway - but I have replaced them with a pair of real shoes! Leather, black, by Next, at least £30 new - from the charity shop for £3.49, so I won't get wrinkly toes next time it rains :)

Rage, this isn't middle school.
Not everyone who criticizes you has a crush on you.
Not everyone who happens to be near you is stalking you.

And its NOT true that opinions count as facts unless held by a christian or, uh, anyone but you.

Ibby - just stay out of it.

Ibram has a right to his opinion, just like anyone else here, Spex.

Didn't say he didn't.

Why the hell would I stay out of anything?

That's no fun...

Yep, and now back to our usual programming.


Show me your 80's hair!!!!!

Sheesh Ali, I think you and Drax are made for each other.

Anal much? :p

Well someone's got to put an end to this incessant bickering and it might as well be me since everyone already thinks I'm annoying. :alien:

Now show us ya locks!

But it's OK for you to babble in other people's threads.

If it is not middle school then we need to stop calling names and insulting each other so much.
If you follow me from thread to thread, post to post. Stalking.
Your last sentence is unintelligible.

Uh huh.

point. missed.

fixed that for ya

I'm sure you did.

I understood it.

I may or may not agree with it, I may or may not be deranged. But I understood it. Therefore not unintelligable.

My last sentence was pretty bad - thats what almost missing the bus to post on the cellar will do for you.

My point is... Every single one of your multitude of very very, er, extreme opinions are treated like fact by you - like god's honest truth, haha. And any opinion that you disagree with, or any opinion held by, uh, any person of any religious persuasion... is 'just an opinion' and is thereby completely ignored or brushed aside by you.
It's wrong, and its intellectually dishonest.

glatt menedez?

http://www.nndb.com/people/483/00002...nendez-mug.jpg

If you read that into it... that is on you, your opinion, not mine.
Name one "extreme opinion" of mine. Extreme... funny.

Dude, okay, no.

Can you POSSIBLY fucking deny that every opinion you voice on here isn't extreme?
I mean its not a BAD thing, all my opinions are pretty extreme.
Yours are usually more so. If i didnt have class in five minutes I'd go dig up proof. If you honestly can't admit that you are extreme in almost all your opinions... I may be forced to dig some up.
Christ man, get off your fucking high horse and do a little bit of goddamn self-reflection here.

Forced... LOL!

I was trying to stop them arguing. I don't really give a shit about the thread. I'm sure some people saw the humour in it. You of course missed it. No surprises there. :alien:

Oh, I see... whining = humor. Nobody ever 'splained that before.

Sweet fucking jesus, is there something in the water? How can a thread about 80s hair turn into a free for all fight?

Well.........

Ali very far-sightedly identified the point at which it all went pear-shaped:

That point was preceded by the resident attention-whore-troll feeling that they hadn't had enough abusive attention to get all self righteous about recently asking for some....

...and the resident dick-abuser obliging.

and so they were all happy, but then everyone else was all like "wtf, I'm not getting anything out of this.....if you can't beat 'em, join em.... :stickpoke "

:D

resident dick abuser? sounds chafe-ey ... no more yanky my wanky!

No:
Translate: you're a dick who is an abuser.

Why do you only jump on RK for this - it's not like he's the only one who does it?

Abuser is a noun, so it shouldn't have a hyphen at all. A hyphen indicates that the first adjective modifies the second term (which must be an adjective or adverb.) One who is both a dick and an abuser would have to be a "dick/abuser."

clodfobble, you are possibly the funniest person in the whole damn cellar.

the hyphens were added to introduce an element of ambiguity in interpretation ;)

-a punctuitive wildcard, if you will.....

Now that blood pressures are coming back down, may I suggest that the cellar would benefit from a new forum: ABUSE. I was going to suggest a thread but I really think it needs its own forum, because it happens fairly often and involves various people.
It seems that sometimes some people feel like a bit of a stoush. Well if it is two or more consenting adults, I have no problem with that. But it does kind of spoil threads about, for example, bad 80s hairdos. Take it to the combat zone, stoushers. Once an exchange of this sort gets started, one party can simply challenge the other to "step outside and meet me in the abuse forum" where they can then go at it while everyone else talks about their fashion follies. Or a third party can suggest that the antagonists take it elsewhere.
I'd like this. What do you other folks think?
We'd need a smiley slapping another with a glove, though.

i think you are an attention seeking asshole.

and your feet smell bad.

edit: went off prematurely. was working on a smart ass remark, but i posted befor i got it out of my pants.

True, true. But he's the one in the crosshairs now, and he's the one being a jerk and being unable to listen to (or, at least, consider) any criticism at all. It's childish and immature.

[quote=ZenGum;396764may I suggest that the cellar would benefit from a new forum: ABUSE. I was going to suggest a thread but I really think it needs its own forum[/QUOTE]

No offense, but that is the worst idea I have ever heard of.

worse than the members only jacket?

and mirrored sunglasses?

Ohhhh, I want a pair of mirrored sunglasses....


Lookout....get back to work!

and so, to bring this thread full circle and return to 80s hair, I give you 80s hair, troll style:
http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-conte...7/05/troll.jpg

Incorrect, you are the one who does not listen, over and over again I have told you I don't give a shit what you think.
You choose not to hear it.

...Yes, you're right, I totally don't llisten to you when you say you dont listen to or consider any criticism at all, which is... why I said you dont...?

...What?

give it up Ibram, it is like arguing with TW if you removed his analytical skills.

I don't think tw's ever tried the 'no, its not me who doesn't care, its YOU that doesnt care, because ive told you a thousand times I DONT CARE!'

no, but it is the same game. tw's version goes like this:

poster: tw i think your analysis of XYZ may be faulty in that...

TW: well, big dic, george jr, mental midget, 7 minutes, top management, mba's, as previously shown.

that is his schtick.

Raging guys is:

Poster: Rage I disagree and I think...

Rage: I don't care what you think, something shiny, stalker, scumbag christians, and if you didn't already know i've seen everything but the wind and done everything but die.

that is his, but it is really just a different version of the same game. the difference is that tw actually does bring value in that he does research the hell out of things and does bring some indepth analysis to the table. Rage just links in articles and reminds you that he doesn'tcare what you think.

Then quit bitching like a little girl.
If you didn't care you would not complain about my posts to begin with. So just stop.