The Cellar- We have a really big dehumidifyer.

The Cellar- Where to go when the winds pick up.

The Cellar - For happy joy life-pleasure
The Cellar - Keep out of children

On second thought cancel that last one; that was a warning on a knife my friend bought. Looks bad out of context.

The Cellar - Out of context

The Cellar - Express yourself...It's later than you think.

Speaking of out of context... a friend of mine stole a sign from a Ryan's Steakhouse (kinda like Sizzler.. huge buffets with every imaginable item) that read "Children may not attend bars without adult supervision."

The Cellar: Not to be used for masturbatory purposes.

I can't take all the credit for it, but it's still funny.

Does that mean no jerkoffs?

The Cellar: Self-basting Turkeys

The Cellar- We've got the whole world in out threads.

I couldn't help myself.:D

The Cellar - The Last Resort of People Bored Witless

The Cellar - Where People Go When Baseball Gets Too Exciting

The Cellar - THE Place to be While Your Porn Video is Downloading

I like the last one.

Thanks, Dave. Unemployment has sapped most of my sense of humor lately, so I thought I'd give it a little workout. I'd say those three altogether probably totalled the humor equivalent of pumping, say, 3.7 ounces of iron.

It ain't heavy, it's the Cellar.

The Cellar, everything else is just blog.

The Cellar- Cure for the summer doldrums.

I think it's time for a change...the current one has run its course, IMO.

The Cellar- Come here, when your tired of being abused.

The Cellar--Free abuse! Just ask!

The Cellar: It's not written in Swahili.

Come on, Bruce. And old fart like you has been speaking English for a long time. "your" indicates possession; "you're" is a contraction of "you" and "are".

A comma indicates a pause. "Come here when you're tired of being of being abused" is the proper English.

:P

There are differences between American English, the Queen's English, and the Bruce's English.

Where you goin' with that apostrophe, Eugene?

Nag, nag, nag. OK, the your/ you're was a mistake.
The comma, however, was not. I'm an American and I can put my poignant pauses any where I want. :p

Yes!! Another one of mine was picked!

This means that I am important and have worth.

You have more than one nose??:confused:

No, he has 4 asses.

The Cellar: Not for crybaby bitches...that's what Yahoo! Chat is for.

The Cellar, Come laugh at the locals.

The Cellar: We let Bruce in, didn't we?

I came in through the bathroom window.:p

The Cellar: Sweet board called the Cellar - baw-daw-naw-naw baw-naw-nawnaw-nawnaw - where the boards are gray...

/me makes a note to not suggest topics while watching "I Love The 70's"

Welcome to The Cellar...please wipe your feet on the mat.

Welcome to The Cellar, the most illuminating dark, dank place on the Internet!

The Cellar. Oh. That Place.

The Cellar....Yeah, but not boring.

The Cellar: We're really, really sorry about LUVBUGZ.

Now what did I do??????????????????

The Cellar: Enter at your own risk!

The cellar - girl gamers are welcome here!

The Cellar: Sharper than a bag of marbles

BTW: I LOVE the current tag line.

The Cellar: We have tried every other forum on the web, and they all suck

Thankee! It was one of mine. I think it's effective, too: there's a bump in new users.

Yeah, it seems every time I log on there's a new member up. I haven't been around long enough to know if this is a seasonal thing.

The Cellar: Every thread topic eventually changes to food.

The Cellar- Better than a snack.:D

The Cellar: infinite monkeys, one typewriter.

Th Sellur...nawt thu playce to bee if u kent spel or rite gud.

The Cellar. Giving you a "No Hurl Guarantee" since 1990

Nah...some of the posts/images on here can make people hurl.

ok, how bout this:

The Cellar: we probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face.

That doesn't apply to me though, so we should probably stick a disclaimer in there.

The Cellar: we probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face. Except Dave, who will make it a point to ensure that you never forget it.

i like where you're going with that, dave, but i just don't know if your head would get to "swole up" with your name in lights like that. maybe this:

the cellar: we probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face. Unless you deserve it.

How about:

"The Cellar - not the place to be if you are chronically depressed, bipolar, borderline, irrationally attention-seeking or just plain whacked in the head."

Too long.

And contradictory to the history of the net.:)

Ok...how about "Welcome to The Cellar...thanks, we already have enough dipshits"?

DING DING DING! we have a winner!

tell him what he's won, bob!

Doesn't fit the convention, it has to start with

The Cellar:

But I took the hint and changed the tag anyway. Since we've had such success with the previous one, let's see what this one brings!

I save off all the tag lines people suggest, by the way, except for the ones that are utterly lame. So any of 'em may appear at any time... subject to my Own Personal Whim! Bwahahaha

There are so many advantages to being a benevolent dictator, one hardly knows which to favor... :)

the cellar: getting weirder by the minute ( ala april)

the cellar: spelling counts ( ala dave/luvbugz)

the cellar: please show your work ( ala dave again)

the cellar: not nearly as dank and musty as the name suggests (ala undertoad)

the cellar: deep thoughts by shallow people (ala Elspode)

the cellar: where the men are men, and the women.... might be men too, who knows? (ala...i don't have an ala for this one, i just thought it was funny)