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Lola Bunny 01-11-2014 07:09 PM

Nopes, no stylus either. I use my finger. :-)

DanaC 01-13-2014 11:52 AM

From the published recollections of a Peninsula war veteran:

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‘ A grenadier of the 88th regiment (I think it was) had come over from his own division, to endeavour to prevail upon his wife, who had deserted him and taken up with a sergeant of our first battalion, to return with him, she having, as I understand, left him with one or more children, the first of their marriage, which he was anxious she should come and take care of.

They had often, I fancy, quarrelled, and he had probably used her ill, but he was now desirous of a reconciliation, and entreated her to return with him to his regiment. He prevailed upon her to accompany him to some distance from the bivouack, that they might the more freely discuss the subject, for she had hitherto refused to agree to his request, being probably better provided for by the sergeant than she had been with him.

While walking in a field close to the wood in which the bivouack was situated, and arguing the point with some heat, and she still persisting in remaining where she was, he became so exasperated at her continued refusal, that he, in a rage of jealousy and anger, drew his bayonet and plunged it in her bosom.

Her cries soon brought people to the spot, who at once secured him, and he was instantly committed to the provost prison tent, and her body of course brought in and buried. Poor creature! she was one of the gayest of the females which graced our rural balls near Ituera only a short while previous, and had often danced with old General Vandaleur on those occasions.

I believe he was not brought to trial for it, as her ill conduct probably had been considered as in some measure palliating what he did, and that he might be supposed to have been irritated to a degree of madness when he perpetrated the fatal act.’
You'd think my first reaction, on reading that, would be some sense of human compassion or outrage. But my actual first reaction was to punch the air and say 'yes! that's brilliant'.

Historical research can warp the mind.

footfootfoot 01-13-2014 12:02 PM

What part was brilliant? his writing, the final analysis and conclusion, or the stabbing?
Or something else entirely?

Oh, and what about that paper on hot soldier on soldier violence?

DanaC 01-13-2014 05:01 PM

It ties into a couple of points I'm making in the violence chapter.

Mainly, it makes for a very nice and accessible little demonstration of the dangers of justice records to indicate actual levels of violence (that this incident apparently did not lead to a prosecution). Now, that's not a revolutionary point, it's been made before, but it's nice to find something within my specific evidence base that points up that idea in relation to my particular subject group. In that sense it's a bit of a rare find: always harder to identify crimes that may be absent from a record set.

But it's also useful in showing one of the ways in which service might shape the experience of violence within the military communities: he used the weapon he was issued and trained to use as a soldier.

It's a fairly minor piece of evidence. But I was very pleased to find it.

Prince Of The 404 01-14-2014 01:59 AM

Some random thoughts I have been having about book ideas that I want to write sometime in the near future.

Books for Children:
  • Fun Facts About Crack
  • Why You Should Kick Daddy Repeatedly Between The Legs
  • Outlets: And What To Put In Them
  • The Sharper The Better
  • The Monster Under Your Bed Is Only The Manifestation Of Mommy And Daddy's Wrong Doings Coming Back To Punish You For Their Mistakes

  • The Monster In The Closet Is A Idea Placed In Your Head By Daddy So He'll Have The Opportunity To Be The Hero By Making The Monster Go Away With The Magic Words "Boogie Boogie Motherfucker!"
  • Daddy Steals Your Food When He Is Alone With Mommy While You're Sleeping
  • If You Don't Succeed In Life There Is Always Suicide
  • Why You Still Get Cookies From The Babysitter Even Though They Hate You
  • Candy From Strangers: Go For It


General Book Ideas
  • Thumbs Down To The Brown: A Practical Guide To Anus Bleaching
  • The Extensive History Of The Poptart: A American Delicacy
  • Why Masturbation Makes You Go Blind (Available Only In Braille)
  • "No, Not Like That Stupid!": A Beginners Manual To Serial Killing For The Mentally Defective
  • Dragon Ball-Z Shirts: Why You Deserve To Be Murdered In A Grocery Store If You Wear One Past The Age Of Twelve
  • A Book With One Page: But It Has A Really Great Synopsis!
  • Vagina and The Gas Mask: A Romance Novel
  • Purple, Hard and Stiff: A Biography Of Rigamortis (pervert)
  • Open Up And Say "AH": Why You Should Never Let A Dentist Named "Richard" Administer Nitrous Oxide
  • The Birds Went North and All The Bees Are Killers: The Reason Teenage Boys Watch Porn and Grow Up To Be The Men Who Love It

That's all I have for right now.

.P404.

Spexxvet 01-14-2014 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince Of The 404 (Post 889308)
General Book Ideas
  • Thumbs Down To The Brown: A Practical Guide To Anus Bleaching
  • The Extensive History Of The Poptart: A American Delicacy
  • Why Masturbation Makes You Go Blind (Available Only In Braille)
  • "No, Not Like That Stupid!": A Beginners Manual To Serial Killing For The Mentally Defective
  • Dragon Ball-Z Shirts: Why You Deserve To Be Murdered In A Grocery Store If You Wear One Past The Age Of Twelve
  • A Book With One Page: But It Has A Really Great Synopsis!
  • Vagina and The Gas Mask: A Romance Novel
  • Purple, Hard and Stiff: A Biography Of Rigamortis (pervert)
  • Open Up And Say "AH": Why You Should Never Let A Dentist Named "Richard" Administer Nitrous Oxide
  • The Birds Went North and All The Bees Are Killers: The Reason Teenage Boys Watch Porn and Grow Up To Be The Men Who Love It

That's all I have for right now.

.P404.

Random question. These days, why do books (not just yours) always seem to have subtitles?

footfootfoot 01-14-2014 12:23 PM

You'll fit right in here at the cellar, Prince O' 404

glatt 01-14-2014 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince Of The 404 (Post 889308)
.P404.

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 889358)
Prince O' 404

I was wondering what the abbreviation would end up being. There was no way I'd be typing that name out in full more than once. :)

Clodfobble 01-14-2014 02:19 PM

I seriously doubt the fresh Prince will be hanging around long enough for anyone to have to type out his name that many times.

Go on, Prince. Prove me wrong. We're not your test audience; we're real people who are each pretty damn interesting, probably much like yourself, if you choose to be real.

Sundae 01-14-2014 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 889324)
Random question. These days, why do books (not just yours) always seem to have subtitles?

Because some of us are hard of understanding?

Molasar 01-16-2014 04:59 AM

Re: Prince of the 404, aka p404
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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 889377)
I was wondering what the abbreviation would end up being. There was no way I'd be typing that name out in full more than once. :)

p404 sounds like a handgun - "...James Bond reached into his immaculate dinner jacket and from the grain leather shoulder holster drew his Walther P404..."

alternatively it could pass as some pretty useful large bore ammo eg. "...belt-fed p404 centrefire full metal jacket shells..."

xoxoxoBruce 01-16-2014 10:41 AM

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infinite monkey 01-16-2014 10:45 AM

Pee for Ophir?

Molasar 01-16-2014 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 889571)
Pee for Ophir?

is that someone being paged, or an instruction, or are you placing an order?:p:

infinite monkey 01-16-2014 04:19 PM

I knew a guy in college named Ophir. That wasn't what he went by though.

I thought maybe that's what p404 said, phonetically like or something. ;)

Molasar 01-16-2014 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 889631)
I knew a guy in college named Ophir. That wasn't what he went by though....

what? you mean if he didn't go by Ophir he went by car or by bus or something? ;)

infinite monkey 01-16-2014 06:14 PM

He liked escargot.

glatt 01-16-2014 06:34 PM

Look at that "S" car go!

Lola Bunny 01-24-2014 03:22 PM

Do you think I'd get sick from eating fuzzed-ridden corn? I was sooo hungry and half a sandwich just didn't do it for me. I raided the fridge and found some corn. It tasted a little funky, so I looked at it closer. Hmmm....some white fuzz. My mom would kill me if I throw away food, especially good food since she won't be able to see the fuzz without her glasses and she refuses to wear her glasses unless she's reading. I washed it real good and ate it. But hey, it killed my appetite and I stopped eating. :-D

Lola Bunny 03-23-2014 08:49 AM

Eating healthy sucks....a total BLAH!!!! I'd rather have some pancakes, eggs, and bacon. Instead, here I am with a bowl of oatmeal. :greenface

Clodfobble 03-23-2014 10:10 AM

Heh... Everyone's definition of "healthy" is so different... In my house, eating eggs and sugar-free bacon would be considered far healthier than a bowl of oatmeal. You're right to get rid of the pancakes, but you're just subbing in a slightly more complex carb with the oatmeal. Not nearly as important as getting protein, first thing in the morning.

Lola Bunny 03-23-2014 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 895282)
Heh... Everyone's definition of "healthy" is so different... ..... Not nearly as important as getting protein, first thing in the morning.

That is true, hehe. And I do know about protein in the morning. However, I needed a quick breakfast, so I can get to work. And I need to lower my cholesterol. Does eating oatmeal everyday help? I hope so. I'm trying to eat it once a day in hope to bring down the number. :neutral: Anyways, Clod, how do you make oatmeal at your house? I made mine with milk, a dash of cinnamon, a drizzle of honey, and some dried prune bits. Not exactly low in calorie, but I don't think it's unhealthy either.

Clodfobble 03-23-2014 12:54 PM

We don't do oatmeal at all. For one, it's a grain, but even before we were grain-free, it's almost impossible to get oats that are not contaminated with gluten, so we didn't do them when we were just gluten-free either. And before THAT... well, I don't actually like oatmeal, so I never ate it. :)

Studies have shown that eating oatmeal every day can help lower cholesterol, but I personally think that's only because the people eating it were replacing the even worse carbs that they normally ate for breakfast. I think a person who normally ate eggs and fruit for breakfast would not see any improvement in their cholesterol by switching to oatmeal.

Gravdigr 03-23-2014 01:26 PM

I did a bowl of oatmeal once. But, I didn't wait for it to cool down enough, and so I blistered my junk.

It felt real good for a minute, though.

:p:

Spexxvet 03-24-2014 08:10 AM

I wonder how much of America's "golden age" (the 1950s) was do to the reduction in world population from WWII. There would be less competition for scarce resources, and more competition for labor.

Lola Bunny 03-24-2014 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 895286)
I did a bowl of oatmeal once. But, I didn't wait for it to cool down enough, and so I blistered my junk.

It felt real good for a minute, though.

:p:

I had to read this a few times to understand how eating a bowl of really hot oatmeal blistered your junk. :p:

Lola Bunny 03-24-2014 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 895285)
We don't do oatmeal at all. For one, it's a grain, but even before we were grain-free, it's almost impossible to get oats that are not contaminated with gluten, so we didn't do them when we were just gluten-free either. And before THAT... well, I don't actually like oatmeal, so I never ate it. :)

Studies have shown that eating oatmeal every day can help lower cholesterol, but I personally think that's only because the people eating it were replacing the even worse carbs that they normally ate for breakfast. I think a person who normally ate eggs and fruit for breakfast would not see any improvement in their cholesterol by switching to oatmeal.

That's right, I forgot your household is gluten-free. I had temporary memory loss there because every time I go to HEB, I would pass this long section on the back wall of gluten-free products and think of you. :D

orthodoc 03-24-2014 09:57 PM

Check out pcrm.org for some good information on whole grains. Oatmeal is a good thing, at least the truly whole-grain type - not the 'instant' packets, the type that takes some cooking.

The best, most reliable way to bring your cholesterol, and every other parameter, down into the healthy range, is to eat a whole-foods plant-based diet. The studies are consistent. And protein is present in every single food (whole food, that is) we eat. Meat isn't 'pure protein'; it's perhaps 17% at most. Mammals don't do well on high protein diets; see T. Colin Campbell's work, and see the more recent research on animal vs plant protein in Levine ME et al, Cell Metabolism 2014; 19(3):407-417. Even the higher protein recommended for those over 65 was not animal protein; just a slightly higher protein intake.

We've been brainwashed so long by Big Food/Ag that we NEED tons of animal protein that we've stopped challenging the ads. Got milk? You don't need it. Got meat? You don't need it, either.

Lola Bunny 05-07-2014 03:02 PM

Feeling insecure sucks. It truly sucks. That's what on my mind at the moment. Okay, bye.

Lola Bunny 06-01-2014 10:21 AM

How come I only see karma happening to me and not on other bad people?? :the pain: Okay, maybe some get it too but I don't see it. Anyways....:thepain:

sexobon 06-01-2014 11:22 AM

klandestine karma

Lola Bunny 06-02-2014 05:26 PM

I suppose so.

Gravdigr 06-30-2014 04:53 PM

I have a giant, painful lump at the base of my hand between the outside edge of my palm, and the heel of my thumb.

Is that random enough?

lumberjim 06-30-2014 05:29 PM

Ganglion cyst

Aliantha 06-30-2014 06:41 PM

I thought ganglions were usually painless? Have you seen the doc grav?

glatt 06-30-2014 06:41 PM

Got a big bible handy?

lumberjim 06-30-2014 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 903341)
I thought ganglions were usually painless? Have you seen the doc grav?

Unless you bang it on something. I have one on my right thumb. Right at the crease of the first knuckle. It's finally receding after about 2 months. Almost gone now.

Aliantha 06-30-2014 07:55 PM

Hmmm...a friend of mine in hs had one on her shin and she used to squish it all around and say how it didn't hurt. That's my only experience with them though, so there you go.

fargon 06-30-2014 08:28 PM

I had what one Dr. called a ganglion cyst, but the VA operated on my wrist and put me out of commission for about 6 weeks. One Dr. tried to push it back in and it hurt like hell. OUCH!!!

orthodoc 06-30-2014 09:38 PM

This thread is too medical ... my random groove has been thrown off.

BigV 07-01-2014 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 903350)
This thread is too medical ... my random groove has been thrown off.

Happy Canada Day. :thumb: :f32: :thumb:

Better?

Gravdigr 07-01-2014 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 903341)
Have you seen the doc grav?

Why hell no! Doctors cost money, woman!

Two reasons I haven't went to the doc yet:

1) My regular doc is currently being investigated in some kind of Medicare fraud case. He was served some search warrants for his offices, and the gym next door, which is in the building he owns. I'm not sure why they searched the gym, maybe he owns that, too.

2) I'm a cheap bastard.

If the hand falls off, I'll get it checked out.

Really, I was just bitching at random. It doesn't bother me unless I mess with it. Or bump it. Or touch it.

It's not affecting (?) my, uh -ahem- schedule, or anything.

Gravdigr 07-01-2014 03:58 PM

Also, I thought those ganglion thingies were mostly on the back of the hand.

I've heard those "Here, lay your hand flat on this desk.", WHAM!-type stories before. If I think that's what it is, I'll just pound it myself.

I can hear ya already..."Do you have experience pounding it yourself?"

Uh, yes, yes I do.

xoxoxoBruce 07-10-2014 09:00 AM

Had one of those on my left hand for years, sometimes painful but mostly just there. Even had surgery set up, but when I read there's 50% chance it'll come back, I cancelled. When I retired I quit wearing a watch and it went away within a month.

The watch had a Speidel twist-o-flex band which was tight enough the watch wouldn't move around and get caught on something while working, but it wasn't constrictive. It most certainly could be a coincidence, just retiring may have done it. ;)

lumberjim 07-10-2014 02:32 PM

I think the one on my thumb came from gripping my throttle.

On my motorcycle.

DanaC 07-10-2014 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 904175)
I think the one on my thumb came from gripping my throttle.

On my motorcycle.

Uh huh.

elSicomoro 07-10-2014 06:04 PM

I've been saying "fuck" a lot again recently...I think it started when I came back over here. See what you fuckers inspire?!

monster 09-27-2014 07:07 PM

The Muppets should cover this. OK so the link is obvious, especially with Miss Piggy and the backing singers, but Animal would be amazing in the video :D


Gravdigr 09-29-2014 04:00 PM

Oh, God! Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!!

Undertoad 09-29-2014 08:31 PM


Gravdigr 10-02-2014 03:56 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 10-02-2014 07:54 PM

And when you get out of work run to your car, fire it up, slam it into reverse, and floor it. :facepalm:

infinite monkey 10-03-2014 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 911021)

I don't get it? :confused:

glatt 10-03-2014 08:25 AM

Yeah. The picture doesn't match the words. But you can get the idea from the words. Just let the sun bake the bottom of the steering wheel by turning the steering wheel upside down when you park.

Clodfobble 10-03-2014 08:48 AM

That's cute for people who live in places where it is only the sunlit portion of the steering wheel that gets hot, and not the entire interior of the car that turns into a 500 degree oven. Cloth seats hot enough to burn your legs, no joke.

infinite monkey 10-03-2014 09:22 AM

Oh, the top of the steering wheel. That makes more sense.

Gravdigr 10-03-2014 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 911067)
That's cute for people who live in places where it is only the sunlit portion of the steering wheel that gets hot, and not the entire interior of the car that turns into a 500 degree oven. Cloth seats hot enough to burn your legs, no joke.

But, but, but the top of the steering wheel will only be 425°.

:right:

xoxoxoBruce 10-03-2014 06:38 PM

Yeah, and if you dressed modestly the car wouldn't burn your butt. :haha:

sexobon 10-18-2014 11:41 PM

I once had a random thought.
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No, no I didn't. I just said that because I wanted to be part of the "in" crowd.
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I'm so ashamed.

Gravdigr 10-23-2014 02:46 PM

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