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Instead of substituting peaches for kiwis, how about we substitute vodka or gin for the fucking semen? How about that?
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If you get any of that in my Ninja, you're buying me a new one.
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No jiz in the Ninjiz
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I've seen the blades on your Ninja, and the bodily fluid that comes to mind is blood, not semen.
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Behold: The Jarvis JR-50 Robotic Head Dropper
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It's my first time to see this head dropper thing. Here is the product that maybe you haven't seen yet; try checking Inflatable Crescent-Shaped Shampoo, in here.
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Genius.
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I just manufactured my own bent spoon with a piece of dowel. I hope it's not patented or I'm gonna get sued.
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I think you're okay, because even if you used an ice tea spoon, yours won't reach the bottom of the glass.
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I can envision some problems with the inflatable, though. You WILL end up spilling water on the bed, and probably also the patient, when you pull it off the bed, even with the drain. |
The Uri Geller Iced Tea Spoon
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I seriously didn't know there were pork snuff films! I mean, what's the market for that?
edit: This little piggy went to market...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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Works for a while, maybe... for the rest of us, there is ThoseShirts.com. The rest of us, you see, realize that the demonizing of the Republicans fails by overreaching, and that the behavior of the Republicans or other conservative groups really does not match the claims made by the hard Left. Which leads us to conclude they are Liars. |
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1) If you didn't know those types shirts existed 3 years ago, you live with your head up your ass.
2) If you're just now noticing what my sig line says when I probably changed it 3 years ago, then you live with your head up your own ass. 3) If you think YOUR generalizations about [insert political party here] are any different then my generalizations about [insert political party here], then you live with your head up your ass. 4) If you can't address a person with any kind of respect, ever, which I have yet to see you do, then you live with your head up your own ass. 5) If you think that I have ever personally attacked you before this moment, then you live with your head up your own ass. 6) If you don't think I have ever personally attacked you, you have just decided, out of the blue, to personally attack me on NO provocation...then you live with your head up your own ass. I stay away from the political/current events threads mostly because of you, and just a teensy bit because of other people who don't deserve me calling them out just because you can't keep your hate filled diarrhea to those threads anymore. I have not ever tried to provoke you, and yet you're taking time away from your precious day to seek me out and attack me. In case I haven't made it clear...you live with your head up your own ass. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. |
Republicans: working for government small enough to fit inside your bedroom.
I always thought that was a good thing. j/k |
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lol - What do Tom Delay, John Kerry, and Products you never knew existed
have in common? |
mtp said ug's head is up his butt. I pointed to the first post I could recall when I came to the same conclusion. we agree, but she was far more emphatic.
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Oh I know - It was a joke - the link you linked to, linked to you doing it again.
get it - all three had that in common. |
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Just learned this weekend that my local Cash and Carry offers whole pigs. I'm gonna get a 25 pounder (head included--keep that Jarvis lunatic away from me) and cook it on the smoker.
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Skeery....you can eat while it staring at you like that? :eyebrow:
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Heck yeah! (I just avoid naming it...)
Here are some interesting pics of smaller piggies: http://www.google.com/search?q=25+po...w=1280&bih=637 |
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yeah, I can't get one that isn't actually butchered. I've no interest in buying one that isn't dressed out.
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All dressed out and nowhere to go...
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great.
I *told* you that I can't eat it if it's been named. thanks. thanks a lot. |
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Then we dropped a few tabs and none of us were entirely comfortable tucking in to Janice.
HA !!! |
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Dad bought one of these in Yarmouth.
His favourite mixers do not come in mini-cans or in 500ml bottles, just in 330ml cans. And he does not want to drink a whole can. He's in his 72nd year - liquid weighs heavily on his old bladder! He's made up. Bottle Tops |
This one may tickle your fancy... but I don't know if this device had made it to market but it certainly came thru the patent process...
. for those phone calls you can't afford to miss... http://www.wipo.int/patentscope/sear...ce&maxRec=1002 http://www.wipo.int/patentscope/sear...004356@@@false |
I have several of those Bottle Top things. Over here, they're called Snap Caps.
I found them to be immensely useful, as I have a tendency to knock over things on my desk. Saved blow drying a lot of paperwork that way. When you have to handwrite documentation, which is often following or followed by someone else's handwritten documentation, you can't just "print out a new copy." |
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I could never use those. I'm obsessive enough that I'd have to wash the can tops first (don't drink from cans most of the time), and that's just an added step...I'm lazy. |
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Vibrator with Bluetooth receptor Application (iPhone/Androïd/whatever) to scan SMS reception On reception of a specifically formatted message, activation of the Bluetooth link |
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err... not on the cell phone tho.. my wife borrowed that last week |
Grav I saw some gorgeous hats today.
My acquisitive little fingers fingered them, and their price tags, seeking to justify a purchase... But I behaved. I do not need a hat. I have a hat. I wear it about five times a year and even than have to take it off if I'm walking as my head gets too hot. The hat I have, I bought via the internet and have never seen anyone else wearing. Even if I could afford and justify one of the hats I saw today, I would see them on much younger, slimmer girls and feel ashamed. So. I'll leave the R2D2 hat and just take the chap underneath. I don't already have one of those. |
Is that glatt under that hat?
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It's the glatt in the hat.
By Dr. Suess. |
I did wonder.
He's handsome and pointy enough to be Glatt. But I worried at the last second it he might be Griff, so I didn't comment. |
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Ted Denslow: Now your kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogleberg, your Zima, hula hoops and pac-man video games, don't you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds!
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But I've had a couple times where this would have been helpful in answering some of my doctor's questions. |
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If that guy shaved his head, he would be pretty hot.
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