MY tailpipe is MUCH tighter than that!!!!!


lol!!!!!

Shel, I was under the impression that you were a football player in High School.

Went from 'tight end' to 'wide receiver'....

/i keed.....

Reading this thread has made my day - I'm glad to have been able to play a part in this.
UT you rawk - and doncher evvah fergitit.

yay!! job well done jim.

much deserved UT

UT you deserve it.

Public congratulations to everyone involved - I wish I had been able to help more, but I'm so proud of all of you that could.

Double congrats to those who thought it up and organised it and especially LJ, who apparently has a heart as big as his heid. Who'da thunk the old bully could pull off something like this?

Worse than that his heid's as big as his cock!

Only a bully could pull it off, he told me to pony up or he'd kick my ass. :haha:
Just kidding, he ran a first class operation all the way. No pressure, just offered an opportunity to participate.

He told me if I didn't contribute, he'd kick me in the cunt. Just sayin'.

Only the Cellar delivers that unique and heady mix of open hearted generosity, cuntpunts and whale penis.



(eta} ooo. I just reread that. I like it. It'd make a good tagline. or not. I can't tell, I'm unable to be objective in this.

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Congrats UT!

Great job Jim!
Sheldon, that is some funny shit.

For posterity, is there a parts list that can be posted?

Glad I checked in today.

Your car is a beaut...and like everyone says...you deserve it for all you do.

thanks jim and jinx for doing this.

Thanks Tony for this place...if it weren't for the Cellar I might die of loneliness...but you keep it all together for us to enjoy.

What a great group of folks.

Now when do I need to christen my back seat? ;)

airbag back door back seat bag of weed blinker fluid cup holder dome light driver seat driver window drivers door front bumper spare tire gas pedal glove box headlight heater/AC horn parking brake passenger seat rack n pinion steering radio rear view mirror rear window seat belt shifter side mirror speedometer steering wheel tailpipe boot (trunk) turn signal lever wipers & switch idiot light power window switch ashtray hazard lights defroster rear fender jack tilt wheel gas cap hood release starter motor
THOSE ARE THE PARTS....

Does anyone else think that this thread needs to be Digged so that everyone else on tha Interwebz knows how awesome The Cellarites are?

fixed it for ya.;)

Finance Overlord, thankyouverymuch

Bernard Madoff, Arthur Nadel, Joe Forte = Finance Overlords

Lumberjim = finance fairy
Think of the biggest damn tinkerbelle you can imagine. :haha:

No.

We don't need the place "gentrified" for lack of a better term.

ok, ya helicopter homo. now stop picturing me in a tutu, it's making me uncomfortable

I wonder if he and Sheldon were fighting over that tailpipe?

I probably scooped sheldon on the gear shift ...

i was going to give it(shifter) to Flint because there's a bend at the end of it.....but then i decided to put a little bullseye at asshole central on the drivers seat and dedicate it as a fart target......but i forgot

he got the blinker fluid he originally requested.

To be fair, I picked the rear window. But I was going for an Alfred Hitchcock reference, not a hitch cock reference.

And by "scooped" he means...

Pssst she, she means.

Not in MY story. hehehe

Yah well. I wanted the gear shift. lol!!

Did the Trunk Monkey escape? is that why the boot was open in the vid?

UT, you are so awesome in keeping the cellar up, I'm glad we were able to help. I wish I could have done more, you deserve it. :)
Thank you Jim for putting this all together!
Oh, and didn't I get the Passenger door?

IGGY= defroster

Is that her new user title?

bollocks, i missed that pm somehow...or forgot to log the part....

Yeah...that way, the gear shift could double as an air freshener!

wow! You guys are just wonderful! I'm glad I stumbled upon this site. I like you guys even more now. :hearts:

Wow see what happens when my electric goes out on the coldest day of the f ing year [-26 F] I miss the car thingy!:eek: I can see you will truly enjoy the new ride UT and thanks Jim and Jinx for putting this all together. The Cellar rules! :)

lol That is perfectly ok... defroster is fine too. I got a kick out of that... :p

After all, you did have a lot on your plate to get done. :D

I can see how snuggling down with Iggy would defrost anyone!
(Who got the air-bags then? ;))

happy monkey


should i post the list?

I missed the car thing so I hit the tip jar instead. So put my name on the next tankful of gas. ;)

Yeh - do it Jim.

GO for it. I would like to see it as well.

I figured, as I've seen mine in action twice...

:D

My wife spent all my money and I was offline during the donation phase.

I will hit the tip jar, promise!

This is completely brilliant. Great stuff everyone, esp LJ!

LJ, do post the list when you can. Were you able to get the dead hobo/hooker for the trunk?

That would have been great. A blow up doll for the trunk.

you still got to dedicate the ashtray, no worries

.. and me, and me!
Seat tilt for extra headroom
(although technically my minute contribution will go to the tip jar)

Hey, I like that - lumberjim's got a spare tire.

Sheldon's tailpipe. :lol2:

fixed, thanks, i missed part in the cut and paste ...and it's tilt WHEEL(steering wheel) for more head room.....

i tried to make them apropos when i was picking.....

And you have to go through Nirvana to get to Shawnee.

Now he knows who to blame when something breaks ...

Hey, UT, any word on the results of the job interview?

I'm waiting to hear if I was the low bidder. Lowest salary request wins this race, I'm told.

Am I the only one worried about the fact that THERE IS NO FUCKING ENGINE ON THE LIST???!!!


:D

Why do you think we could afford it? :)

a fucking engine? I'm pretty sure that wouldn'r be safe to use while driving :eek:

I wanted the main part of the labels to be in the interior, or visible as you walk up to the car. I considered taking the motor, myself, but couldn't resist the spare tire imagery.