Surrogate?

Is there a spelling test involved?

i'd take the kid but i've heard that intelligence is affected by genetics.

Guy: "Hey, my wife and I really want to have children, but she can't conceive. Would you let me knock you up, and you be surrogate mother for the baby for my wife and I. We'll pay you when the baby is born."

Stacy: " "Why, shore, duh huh...that sounds awesome!"

Guy: "Oh...oh...oh...!!!"

Stacy: "I'm so proud to be a surrogate mother. It is going to be a wonderful experience...hello? Hello?..."

Elpsode, your real name is Guy?

No. I don't offer money to get laid. Compliments and humor seem to do the job nicely. :D

isn't that an attempt to sell her unborn child?

do we have any slavers in the audience? any federal agents?

is this thing on? :tap: :tap:

Many adoption processes are pretty much that. You can't directly pay the woman money for the baby, but you can pay for her housing, medical bills, food, anything that could conceivably improve the health and condition of your future child.

whatever butters your biscuit. i guess. i hope the child finds a good home

Or at least is eaten by something that's really hungry.

I did this, because she said please.





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09-14-2003, 06:49 PM #516
zippyt
that IS a banana in my pocket!

Join Date: Mar 2003
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Posts: 3,871 When we build our house down on the river i want one of these celings !!!!!
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Sounds like you should also cross post this in the "do good deeds" thread.

Sounds like you should cross-link to "Cellar clickthrough ad billing"!

Two different messages



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fuck u asshole im not sorry about ur finger.......fag


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Oh, what's wrong with your finger Tony?

:D

Maybe that's Dan's password.

The answer must be somewhere in here.

Maybe this?Or this?Either way, I agree with dan. I'm not sorry about your stupid finger either.

yea...I think I agree with dan too. I need a poll about who cares about your f'ing finger....
:)

Or maybe contact "us" means contacting all of our other personalities and dan was referring to his own finger? No? Well-it was worth a shot.

it's the birth of a new finger meme.

there will be tshirts

'I'm not sorry about ur finger'

http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-prd/is...8503095805/tl-

lol! I like it!

How much do they cost? One finger?



I really want one of these....though.
http://www.zazzle.com/lumberjim

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What a lovely older brother! Not too clever, but lovely just the same.

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There are older kids reprising the roles of Charlie and his brother on youtube. funny weird creepy? you decide.

Don't tase my finger, bro!

Not so weird, but --

Some people -- more than you'd imagine, I think -- don't give a shit what the site is about, don't read any part of the registration messages, and just demand that you service them in some way. I mean, good fucking grief.

Hi, this is Heather from account services...

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I believe that I been scam by some people that have my "ID" and would like to know what to do about it,we need to put an stop to this. I also would like to sent all my email that I recieve to the FBI, CIA, or the GOVERNMENT or that COUNTRY. THank You (real name deleted)

:) That was me! Oh wait, no it wasn't.lol!

Are they trying to have you sent all their mail to the authorities? wtf are they asking for here?

Do people often try to make you their taskmaster? Lke prayers to an internet god?
lol!

Fold your prayer up on a tiny slip of paper and stick it in the Cellar.

All Hail, the Great Undertoad....may he drag you to the inky depths of discussion and debate, drowning in teh interwebz.

makes me grateful for our (relative) sanity.

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Oh crikey I'd forgotton about the finger.
I laughed so hard I ended up sounding like Muttley. And a little bit of wee tried to come out. Thank you again.

The finger is one of those *chuckle randomly* moments for me.

It pops into my head and I lol and people look at me strange

that's cuz they're not sure if you know your heiney is showing.

Sarge wants to make the thread:

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Geez it sure is hot. Is it ok to eat strawberries on strawberry ice cream?? Or, should you only eat strawberries on vanilla? Personally I prefer boxer shorts over briefs. Of course they are 100% cotton. I never have heard of anybody eating strawberries on chocolate ice cream

I love strawberries on chocolate ice cream.

Bruce that is just wrong. Yuck

My Daddy used to put strawberry jam on ice cream.
And chocolate cate.

Yes, it is wrong.

Who's cate?

White Chocolate?

yeah, i'd eat strawberries on that.

Or jam or anything else she wanted me to eat.

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He's right. I left cuz some of you assholes are convinced that I'm a pedo. Ok, I admit some of my posts gave that impression.

That is all.

toldyaso

such a shame

Well, if he was a "pedo", why would he be wasting his time here? Makes no sense. :headshake

Yawn. Authenticity is completely unverifiable.

That's true... He'd have to re-register and come back yet again, confirm what he said, then ask for his new username to be banned. That'd be Drax, alright.

With a little stop off for some death metal and naked fairies to boot.

I almost felt bad, but yah know if it walks like a duck...

please tell me you aren't really attracted to ducks, griff. monkeys and goats? sure, I can understand that, but ducks?

What about DucksNuts?

i'd knock the nuts right off that duck. ;)

Daisy Duck is pretty hot but a little too needy. I suspect you're the one headed for Australia though.

lookout wants to knock some nuts

or "make the beast with four balls"

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