I'm so gonna be the first aussie with one!! :D

Well, I identified 2 of mine:

The Cellar: The next best reason for the First Amendment after porn

and

The Cellar: The checkout line of the marketplace of ideas.

There may be more, since the Zazzle pic was truncated. This means that so far I am king of the hill.:king:

I rarely remember which ones are mine. I think Elspode will be the grand prize winner, however. He is just so darn prolific.

i'll see your two, and raise you one. i still wouldn;t want to come up against the spode, tho

I'll see your three and jack you one.

But when it comes to tag lines, 'Spode is Elvis Pressley, Jimi Hendrix, James Brown and Bob Dylan all rolled into one. Matter of fact, 'Spode deserves his own tagline:

The Cellar: Meet Elspode - the Shakespeare of the One Line Poem.

:notworthy

Uh oh...the yellow text one was broken? I think that is the one I ordered. On black, of course. I guess I will see when I get it.

Anyone besides UT gotten theirs yet? You must post pictures! I placed my order tonight, and since I'm a cheapskate on shipping it'll be another 4-7 days before I can show mine off.

I hope to get one.

In the spirit of Lumberjim's shirt, we need to make a whole line of us-themed shirts.

"Cellar.org -- I am an official unofficial parent of Ibram"

Come on, its a good idea! even if nobody actually buys them, we should all have self-themed shirts!

Mine came yesterday. Yellow, w/black print. Photo later in show yourself 2007. :bolt:

10

I can't quite see all of them, but I see eight of mine so far.

Wolf...if only fecundity of expression translated into profundity, I'd have quite an achievement. :D

Edit: No, six. Maybe only four. Ah, shit...I can't remember.

I just checked the status of my shipment. Interesting, since there was no mail delivered yesterday. It had better be there today.

Status: Arrival at Unit

Your item arrived at 10:51 AM on January 15, 2007 in MARION, IA 52302. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later.

I was gonna design a bumper sticker that read "Honk if you love LabRats ass", but then remembered there are noise pollution laws in most municipalities. ;)

I was behind a guy the other day and he had a bumper sticker "HONK if you love Jesus." So I honked. He flipped me off.

That is priceless!

I have a sticker of a type (not a bumper sticker) on my car...it looks like an outline of a hand giving the peace sign and it says "peace" underneath it. I have been embarrassed that I have it on my car when I have had moments of road rage. :redface: Peace, indeed!

Just got two dark ones with yellow lettering:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/3...32f513b2f1.jpg

Very nice!

Awesome! I can't wait to get mine! Apparently they are still hunting for flowers to create the ink.

I have my Lumberjim Magnets on the fridge already.

No sign of shirts or mugs. as of this afternoon they were still in San Pablo or somewhere.

UPDATE: Based on package weight, the mugs appear to be in San Pablo, the shirts are in West Chester, which means they'll be out for delivery tomorrow.

Delivery typically occurs two minutes after I leave for work in the afternoon.

Don't get any ideas about trying to swipe the shirts since I won't be there. I'm leaving my mom the shotgun.

Darnit, I should have gone for the dark ones, but I got the 'natural' to echo the current theme colors.

OOOooohhh...got mine yesterday, lovin' it!. They weren't kidding when they said that my style runs small, I ordered a large and it fits like a small. I'll post a pic tomorrow when I wear it to work. I have to wash it first. (One of my quirks. I think I'm the only woman who doesn't like the 'fresh from the store' smell on her clothes.)

Most of the women I've known, wouldn't wear clothing without washing/dry cleaning first. ;)

I can't stand it! I have to know which ones are mine!!!

Is there a way so that, when you search for a specific *string*, "Search" gives you the specific post wherein that string appears, as opposed to the entire thread wherein i might, in some way, shape or form, appear?

Yes, I'm having a very narcissistic moment...why do you ask?

read the entire shirt. then go page by page in the tagline thread and look for yours.

I've already done that. Not instantly gratifying enough. Plus, there's all those other people's taglines in there. Not enough about me.

You only wish I was kidding. :cool:

If I advance search, titles only, "cellar lines" and find posts by Elspode - and show results as threads, it finds the tag lines thread but doesn't sort or highlight Elspode's posts. If I show results as posts it doesn't find anything.

i see 6.

that will be $20, pat

I got mine Monday, (technically Saturday but as the office was closed I had to wait till Monday) but I have had the stomach flu so I wasn't up for photo ops. I have pictures now that I will post in the show yourself 2007 thread.

Ta Daa!

FWIW- this was a 'large' shirt...

ok, i figgered this one out. go to the actual thread, theres a link near the top that says 'search this thread' do advanced search, put in the user name you're looking for, and 'cellar' if the person used the proper format for their tagline, it should pull all of their posts up in a nice easy to review list of results.

http://cellar.org/search.php?searchid=642263

alphageek31337 = Don't be stupid, and don't be a dick
alphageek31337 = In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream
alphageek31337 = Instant dissent, just add users
alphageek31337 = Nobody really reads this part, anyway
alphageek31337 = We put the *FUN* in functional addict

barefoot serpent = Yet another case of too many doms and not enough subs

Beestie = Busy reverse engineering Intelligent Design
Beestie = Either the asylum or the weekend pass - we're not sure which
Beestie = The rootkit in the Zeitgeist
Beestie = You'll come around to our way of not agreeing on anything

Brianna = I so desperately wished you liked me!

capnhowdy = Where Google googles

Crimson Ghost = My thread can beat up your thread
Crimson Ghost = You're here, wearing that? Ugh

dar512 = Way cooler than that last site you were looking at

Elspode = 11 gallons of discourse in a ten-gallon hat
Elspode = Abandon rationalizations, all ye who enter here
Elspode = More great threads than Liberace's wardrobe!
Elspode = Now with 15% more British citizens!
Elspode = Our foam does not peel off during launch
Elspode = Throw another newbie on the fire
Elspode = Tollbooth on the road to mental stability

Griff = We really are as funny as we think we are
Griff = You put your weed in there!

headsplice = Multiperson pantheistic solipsism at its finest
headsplice = Your mother says we're nice

Hobbs = Come for the grapes, stay for the cramps

juju = Affect means to influence, effect means result
juju = Welcome to the world of the overeducated and underemployed

Kagen404 = If sex was a three legged duck then...ahh I forget how that goes

LJ = We probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face
LJ = When the bitterness and disillusionment of life... oh nevermind. sigh

lookout123 = If we were meant to have a tag line, the gummint would issue one
lookout123 = Like reality tv, except we won't vote you off
lookout123 = Now watch as we wake up this troll
lookout123 = Single minded focus on the prob- HEY LOOK-A BIRD!
lookout123 = That burning sensation has nothing to do with us
lookout123 = We welcome all who... ah shut up, bitch!

mrnoodle = Funny, like a clown. We amuse you

Pie = You *will* meet someone who pisses you off

richlevy = The checkout line of the marketplace of ideas
richlevy = The next best reason for the First Amendment after porn

Shawnee123 = It's not the heat, it's the humility

slang = Every thread topic eventually changes to food

smoothmoniker = Don't blame us, we voted for Cardinal Francis Arinze

staceyv = A good place for working dysfunctionals to use a clean public restroom

Sundae Girl = Putting the b into subtle

sycamore = Free abuse! Just ask!

That Guy = Not to be used for masturbatory purposes

Torrere = Just gawk at the pretty pictures
Torrere = Lifeguard off-duty, post at your own risk

Uryoces = For happy joy life-pleasure

UT = Clue Socialism: if you don't have any, we will give you some of ours
UT = Every post you write is a gift to your own future
UT = Free with registration: a bunch of people to talk to
UT = It's not perfect, but nothing interesting is perfect
UT = These aren't the threads you're looking for
UT = Trolls, morons and spammers will be shot on sight
UT = We have tried every other forum on the Internet, and they all suck
UT = You don't know the history of psychology. We do

warch = Where to go when the winds pick up

Whit = Where thought provoking discussion is talked about

xoxoxoBruce = Express yourself... it's later than you think
xoxoxoBruce = It is what it is and more than it is
xoxoxoBruce = Welcome, but don't step on the ducks

unidentified:
It's like a pair of underwear. It'll either fit or it won't
Please show your work
Please detail your deepest personality defects on arrival
Half brilliant, half moronic. Which half is up to you
We get our hair done in Reno, just to watch it dye

I am beyond happy right now

You guys so rock. Thank you, my narcissistic moment has been completely sated. Now, for a smoke.

My favorite one of them all.

Ohhh I got mine yesterday. The sizes DO run small!!

Ferel #1 looks very cute in his Beefy T

Hmm. I am wondering if I should not have ordered a medium. Oh well, we will see very soon!

Now I'm hoping the large bazeboll shirt will contain my winter insulation... time will tell. smoothmoniker's still makes me laugh hardest but Elspode gets the lifetime award.

edit sm's would be an awesome bumper sticker

We get our hair done in Reno, just to watch it dye
http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=244361&postcount=566
That's mine.

The preschool ladies are all over this suave style!! :cool:

that looks great!

Adorable!! !!

I seriously think the cellar has an unproportionate number of absolutely breathtaking spawn. Our kids rock!

awesome!

Agreed.

I'm getting one.

can we get that in kid sizes?

I'm getting my 16 yr old son one >>>> NOT.



but I would really like to have one for me - shhhh!

That is the fucking best!

Zazzle %15 coupon valid thru valentines day
 

Code: SHARETHELOVE expires midnight Feb 14th.

n00bs! look! b00bs!


buy a shirt if you want to be cool like us!

Is it time for a round of "name those cans?"

easy peasy

Well, I was gonna guess Iggy by the size, but somehow the rest of the torso didn't look right. Second guess was Jinx, actually. Whoever it is, those are some dandy puppynoses there.

I think we need to see them with the tshirt held by her side (so that the thread doesn't drift too much) so that we can be certain.

Going by the tanned arms and tiny waist I'll vote Jinx too.

Two big thumbs up to whoever posted either way!

Well, here's where I admit that the shirt I bought (a couple of months ago) is waaaay too small for me. I didn't expect a 2x to be small (usually a large or XL does fine) but this looks more like a small or medium. PM me if anyone's interested in a good deal. It's yours for $15.

They are seriously small sizes Pie!!

My only problem with wholeheartedly voting Jinx is that, having seen fair number of other pics of her over the years here on the Cellar, I don't recall her bumpies being *quite* that impressive. It never mattered, 'cause she's incredibly impressive in pretty much every way that I can ascertain via photo (LJ, I wish you'd repost the shot where she's floating on the hotel pool air mattress...). But I never quite imagine her boobies being all that.

LJ...am I wrong, or what? Jinx? You been holdin' out on Uncle Patrick?

your mental boob inventory is accurate, pat. or it was until a few months ago. what you see there is a quality restoration and ...enhancement...of what jinx sacrificed by breast feeding our 2 kids. they're new and improved.

Not to mention hawt!

Thank you for sharing! Congrats on the upgrade, to you both :D

If you have any tops that are now too small, my address is XXXX Y St.

Holy shit, I can't believe dwellars who didn't even know about the boob job guessed it was me! You guys are GOOD. (Tan arms? Not even a recognizable tattoo or something!?)
And thanks for the compliments, I really appreciate it. I feel kinda silly about the whole thing... it's such a ridiculous thing to do. I am so glad I did though.
Woohoo!
:ggw: