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Aliantha 12-08-2007 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by regular.joe (Post 414461)
Did you bring the 3-D glasses Ali?
Yep, and a large coke. ;)

regular.joe 12-08-2007 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Drax (Post 414462)
Actually, I did read the whole post.
Oh. O.K. then.

Aliantha 12-08-2007 02:08 AM
Drax, are you going to behave, or do I have to spank you again? :bitching:

Drax 12-08-2007 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 414466)
Drax, are you going to behave, or do I have to spank you again? :bitching:
SPANK ME BABY! :D

Aliantha 12-08-2007 02:18 AM
Yes, that's what I thought you'd say! :whip:

regular.joe 12-08-2007 11:22 PM
:corn:

Aliantha 12-09-2007 12:15 AM
I hope there's some butter on that popcorn joe. We might need it. ;)

regular.joe 12-09-2007 01:24 AM
Yea, I'll get some. Hold on a sec....looking for my other shoe....

Aliantha 12-09-2007 02:30 AM
Maybe it's in the middle of the street?

regular.joe 12-09-2007 09:31 AM
Exactly!

Cloud 12-09-2007 10:39 AM
not that there aren't shrink creams, just that there isn't the same amount of spam as the push for Big Dicks.

Here's what the incomparable Violet Blue says about them (on her "safe sex" page, if you are not reading your Violet Blue - shame on you - here 'tis: http://www.tinynibbles.com/violetblue.html )


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No one knows if "Shrink Creams" can hurt you. Widely available "shrink creams", "sure grip", "tighten up" and "feel like a virgin again" claim to make the vagina smaller or tighter. The key ingredient in these creams is alum. Alum absorbs water out of the outer layer of the skin; as more water is absorbed, the cells begin to swell, closing the ducts that water would normally flow through. No study has been done on the effect of these creams on the cervix, which is what they eventually end up getting rubbed on during penetration, but I'll wager it's not good. I kind of want to make the manufacturers snort a thick rail of alum, so they can study the effects on their own mucous membranes. What I really hate about these "shrink" creams is the fact that they're trading on female insecurities about the vagina not being tight, pretty or good enough for their male partner -- like we need any negative reinforcement from our pussy-phobic culture about how we look, feel or smell down there. The marketing text runs, "China Shrink Cream is formulated to tighten the vaginal walls. China Shrink Cream is to help with loose vagina due to multiple child birth and frigidity." I also want to throw up every time I see the packaging on these creams, as they are often called "oriental" or "China Shrink Cream", paralying off of racist stereotypes and exotifying Asian "sexual mystery", much the same way the porn industry fetishizes skin color and markets (I think racist) negative stereotypes about black male sexuality with its "interracial" videos.

regular.joe 12-09-2007 11:36 AM
ROFL...and you thought my post had nothing to do with your original question?

We are officially off the reservation.

Drax 12-09-2007 03:05 PM
New one: Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

regular.joe 12-09-2007 03:09 PM
The statement at the bottom of this post is true.









The statement at the top of this post is false.

Drax 12-09-2007 03:33 PM
Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?

classicman 12-09-2007 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Drax (Post 414843)
Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
Thats a good one.

Drax 12-09-2007 06:41 PM
If a person kills their clone is it murder or suicide?

Cicero 12-13-2007 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 413010)
well??? are you gonna share?
Still pondering this classic?
lol!!!
:D

classicman 12-13-2007 11:26 AM
Yes I am actually - I just forgot - thanks for reminding me

Shawnee123 12-13-2007 11:28 AM
After going back 3 pages to figure out wtf you two were beeping about...I have to say:

Spill the beans Cic! Now I"m curious.

Cicero 12-13-2007 11:42 AM
lol! Now you both can ponder!! Bwahahaaa!
No really:
Some shoes on electric wires are there for dealers to let junkers know where to get durgs. In the ghettooooo.......

Random question that I didn't think I'd get a real answer to.....
:eek:

Now it really makes sense because the places are usually notorious for that type of activity in the first place....never put the two together before....

Shawnee123 12-13-2007 11:49 AM
Going to look for shoes 'cause I am out of durgs! Thanks for the tip. ;)

classicman 12-13-2007 02:10 PM
Thats what cloud said back in post # 20 - now you gotta make up something even better!

Drax 12-13-2007 03:09 PM
Why are women always right, even when they're not?

Shawnee123 12-13-2007 03:12 PM
Because you're stupid. ;)

just joshin' :lol:

Drax 12-13-2007 03:22 PM
Naw, you're right, I am stupid, but in least I ain't dumb. ;)

Shawnee123 12-13-2007 03:34 PM
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OK, here's one.

Lefty loosy righty tighty. I HATE that phrase. I mean, it depends where you consider the circle whether you are going to the left or right.

Drax 12-13-2007 03:43 PM
Never heard that one.

Cicero 12-13-2007 03:44 PM
Drax- Even if I can't hear you talking you are still wrong.
:)
No exceptions guys!!

xoxoxoBruce 12-15-2007 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 416262)
OK, here's one.

Lefty loosy righty tighty. I HATE that phrase. I mean, it depends where you consider the circle whether you are going to the left or right.
It's referring to which way your hand is turning.

Drax 12-16-2007 01:54 AM
When you take a piss, where are you taking it?

ZenGum 12-16-2007 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 417008)
It's referring to which way your hand is turning.
Doesn't that have the same problem?

I get around it by the rule that it's the way the top of the nut/screw/lid is moving, that you go by.

My rule was: Clockwise to screw, ANTI-clockwise to ANTI-screw.
(Ok COUNTER-clockwise to COUNTER-screw for you Americans.)

xoxoxoBruce 12-16-2007 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 417043)
Doesn't that have the same problem?
No, you normally look at the top of your hand, performing those maneuvers.

classicman 12-16-2007 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 417143)
No, you normally look at the top of your hand, performing those maneuvers.

Are you kidding Bruce? Heck - they drive on the wrong side of the road - nothing normal there.

BigV 12-17-2007 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Drax (Post 417041)
When you take a piss, where are you taking it?
Out of one's bladder into the toilet / urinal / catheter / bed / tree etc.

Drax 12-17-2007 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 417308)
Out of one's bladder into the toilet / urinal / catheter / bed / tree etc.
Ok. That one was too easy...too...?logical? I guess. :p

Try this one: How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?

monster 12-17-2007 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Drax (Post 417375)
How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?

You get an alert from the print manager to change the invisible cart.

BigV 12-17-2007 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Drax (Post 417375)
--snip--
How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
No more juice can be wrung from the lemon.

Drax 12-17-2007 06:51 PM
Why do we label underwear as a pair?

monster 12-17-2007 06:58 PM
two holes. used to be two legs. like a pair of trousers or a pair of tights (use babelfish if you need translation). Didn't always used to be joined together.

next.

Drax 12-17-2007 07:01 PM
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

monster 12-17-2007 07:02 PM
No.

monster 12-17-2007 07:03 PM
If it were a book entitled "Failure" sold wrapped, no preview possible.... maybe.

Cicero 12-19-2007 05:55 PM
Is Cicero too busy to be on the cellar?!? AAAAhhh! Christmas! New Job! Aaaaah!

Gotta go...
:D

Gravdigr 08-22-2014 03:24 PM
If I punch myself in the face and it hurts...

...am I weak, or, strong?

Lola Bunny 08-26-2014 11:15 AM
Who says the strong can't feel pain?

xoxoxoBruce 09-05-2014 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 907876)
If I punch myself in the face and it hurts...

...am I weak, or, strong?
Not sure but dumb comes to mind. :haha:

Gravdigr 09-05-2014 03:15 PM
I thought you all took that as a given.

xoxoxoBruce 09-05-2014 08:08 PM
Fuck no, you're smart enough to relieve homie of his scooter, and dumb enough to loose it to a cat. :lol2:

Gravdigr 09-06-2014 04:20 PM
I'm not sure how to feel about myself, now.

xoxoxoBruce 09-06-2014 04:29 PM
Just keep feeling around and soon you'll forget everything else.:blush:

Gravdigr 10-10-2014 12:20 PM
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BigV 10-10-2014 02:25 PM
Hahaha!

Gravdigr 10-18-2014 02:02 PM
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I don't know what's up w/the carrot in the background, but, his plan is, apparently, working perfectly.

sexobon 10-19-2014 11:15 PM
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Gravdigr 10-23-2014 02:44 PM
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DanaC 10-24-2014 03:42 PM
hahahahahaha. That's really funny.

sexobon 11-22-2014 03:48 PM
Wouldn't it be great if Bill Cosby could do a show in Ferguson, Missouri to provide some comic relief and ease tensions?

Gravdigr 11-29-2014 03:16 PM
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