no lady is going to care about the dolphin/shark/whale with that on board...... :eek:

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Elliot Mess or Cheers on Wall Street
 

Fail

:lol:

I'm glad to see the bastard go down. He's made a career out of being a media whore and distorting the truth about companies to make it look like he was saving the day for the common man.

Suck it Spitz.

Never heard of the guy before today, but it sounds like he was portraying himself as some sort of moral crusader. I always love to see them felled by tawdry scandal.

Oh, he's a real sonofabitch. He was the model AG (aspiring govenor). He leaked completely inaccurate stories to the Wall Street Journal when targeting companies. He purposely gave inaccurate descriptions of legal and appropriate business practices to make them sound sinister. He was the Jesse Jackson of AG's. When he came calling companies had better cough up money and give him the opportunity for a press release regardless of wrongdoing.

All the while he positioned himself as the Lone Ranger taking on evil business and watching out for the little guy.

He looks a bit satanish.

His wife looks like an older Jennifer Aniston. Can't imagine what she and their children are going through.

I think he rubbed my foot once.

Spitzer is a moralist's nightmare, and a common man's wet dream. What a twit. What an ultramoroon. What an ignoraniumus.

And expensive habits. from

If I'm rich I might buy a slave girl, I mean, uh, receive long-term companionship from a valuable resource after a mutually agreed upon lump sum.

So it's an honest version of eharmony?

How does one apply for this "club", I think I could a lot for a 1000 an hour.

Hey wait a second, I had several companies offer to buyout my contract way back when I was doing temp work! But now that I think about it, most of those jobs were a lot like slave labor...

Sounds just like John Edwards.

But he made an impression.

I had to look at that bird one for a while to figure out what it was.

I think it was harder because we don't get frosted windows where i live, so I'm not used to seeing that sort of thing.

Er... I think that window is just dirty.

The reason I think it's frost is that the impression is fairly clear, so the material the impression is made from must be easily removed. ie, frost from glass.

Having said that, if it's just a dirty window, the it must be just dust and not dirt. For dirt to stick to a window that thickly it'd have to be a pretty good build up over time, and in my opinion wouldn't make such a clear impression, unless the bird that hit it was wet (which would possibly explain the navigational problems).

Either way I don't really care. That's just what I think.

All aboard the FAILboat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFX4zhNubBI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlp5INAvV8U

http://failblog.org/page/5/

that last link is great.

We often get birds whapping our windows and glass door. Once a big ass bird hit the door and it sounded like a tennis ball. That evening as the sun set the light hit the door just so and you could see a really clear outline of the bird in what appeared to be dust. (maybe dust baths?) Feathers and all. It was only visible when the light hit it at an extremely acute angle.

Did I take a picture of it?

D'oh!

:lol2::love:

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What? He looks sincere.

Is that an alien arm being squeezed out of a box under the left side of the table? Alien score keepers? Alien Refs?:3_eyes: :3eye:

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/145...ngefailvb3.jpg

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/643...atlightlj2.png

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That one took me a while to get.

Me too.

See, see how deceptive he is. :lol2:

Is this possibly like Delay's wrong hand over the heart for the pledge? Another republican smear? Oh please tell me that this fine fine man wouldn't pose ridiculously for a photo op.

It's just photoshopped. Look how blurry the bottom of the phone is, and his elbow (where the cord should be crossing.)

No. See, Obama is so out of touch and clueless he doesn't even know how to use a telephone!! haw haw haw.

Oh, I thought that was Flint.

Not again!

I have that same phone, only in black!

I didn't know you were left-handed.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h1...gone-wrong.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h1...inking-car.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h1...anstripper.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h1...rdletangle.jpg

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3...55291lqoh4.jpg

im sure someone is gonna get mad.....

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/210/dale13ch7.jpg

Took this photo in 1991 just outside of Palm Springs. At the time I thought WTF? Now, I think WTF?

Maybe they tried to lynch somebody on the side without branches.

you know I just noticed what looks like a small mountain lion's head just above the F...

Looks more like a hyena to me.

I think it's a dead branch pointing straight at the camera. :confused:


Speaking of fail...

SCF --
 

You've been warned.

BigV, that is funny as hell. What a douche bag. :D

Nice. Who Would Jesus Fail?

What a yo-yo. :rolleyes:

keeping at alive......

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...04880/Fail.jpg

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...eimer/FAIL.jpg

:lol2: at both of those.

Although the second one isn't a fail. Some guy's wang covers four states? Sounds like a win to me.

It explains the dark cloud and sticky rain over my county.

wow foot! Great find!

That's the stupidest lookin' mountain lion I ever did see...[/completelyuntalentedphotoshopper]