BRIANNA IS ON REPORT. o man is she evr

No shit, man. You see her checking out who's online?!

NO I AM NOT



Confidential to LumberJames: do not think I've forgotten the comment you made to Els, Re: my "level of cluelessness." HA!

Purely scientific. What, you hate the science?

You science-hater. You're destroying America!

should i remind you about when i helped you put your picture up? the start button thing?

SHUT UP JIM!

It was NOT a "start button" thing, dude. It was v. complex.

Besides, it got a LOT of cellar women to give it up so I should be getting accolades and not attitude. Whore.

Whores get paid

As horrified as I am about it, I have to agree with LJ here.

Brianna...you are definitely on report. Sorry. *shrugs*

:)

Whorified?

HungLikeJesus, Tanalia, Radar, Cloud, HLJ, Lumberjim!!

All on report for not going to chat as I requested. If you are on here at this time consider yourself on report. 4:11 pm mountain standard time.

Esp. HLJ.:headshake

Tanalia never heard of ya, but that doesn't mean you aren't on report!!
:D

I'm at work here....cant chat and work.....its unsafe

Hey not only are you still on Report.. when you hit 11,000...Guess what? On Report......

Got any more excuses? yea? Good....On report!
:)
heh......

Oh look...who do we have here that also didn't go to chat...
spudcon On report!!

I draw the line at chat at work.

gotta have SOME standards . . .

That's OK. Just don't make me do push ups.

Depends on how you mean. I'm always saying retarded shit...

I'm always saying retarded shit...

But thats what makes you Flint !!

Welllll, Holy Fucking Shit!!! Who the fuck started putting people on report and not telling me about it????????? A whole God damned platoon of dicks on report????? I want a formation in the Company Training Area in 30 Damned seconds!!!!!!!!

HURRY UP! 15 OF OF EM ARE GONE!!!!!!!!!

you're on report.

Damn that was easy....

YOU BETTER HAVE THAT SMART ASS AT MY FORMATION!!!!!!

Ugh , the First Sgt wants to see you Now !!
oh and he AIN'T Happy !!!

i've compiled a list of all the people I'm putting on report for Saturday, March 29th:

the list

Finally I made it into someones list!

Who's on what report report - Wiki report:
 

Beest & monster - accident report

Brianna - book report

case - court report

Cicero - special report

classicman - service report

Cloud - weather report

DucksNuts - wildlife report

glatt - police report

Flint - U.F.O. report

HungLikeJesus - erroneous report

LabRat - lab report

lumberjim - loggin' report

Madman - news report

NoBoxes - classified report

Razzmatazz13 - entertainment report

regular.joe - S.A.L.U.T.E. report

Shawnee123 - population report

SteveDallas - traffic report

Undertoad - post report

Zippyt - end of report

:joylove:

Consider me in lust.

Noboxes...On Report. Big time. oh boy are you ever....
:)

Cicero is on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION REPORT! Now Cicero has to go see the Dean!

DucksNuts is on Report for flirting heavily with the Dean.

Bri...you are never going to get off report acting like that....
:D
Ducks yea...On Report. Or on you know..joe.

I would like to point out that there are conflicting paradigms here (cough): there seems to be a military report tier (a la cleaning latrines with toothbrushes); and a naughty schoolchild report (bend over for the willow switch).

So which is it, hmm? Can't make up your mind?

Bend over and clean that toilet while I switch your behind!

:biglaugha :rotflol:

..puts on Campaign Hat...picks up willow switch....hmm, nice combination.

cloud is on fancy pants report

I have a doctor's note. I'm excused being on report on account of blood coming out of my eyes.

Oh christ, you're really gonna milk this eh? :rolleyes:

TOTALLY

Jesus, a few bloody tears and she's all "waah waah, I can't be on report..."

Pilau ate my homework, too.....

oooh-a whole category all by myself--hope that's worth a nice switching!

Yeah really.. though I don't think "milk" is the right word.... something more to do with blood... maybe "leech"?

Dana C is on report for being photogenic.
Monster is on report for lying about Pilau and acting like a doctor's note will work to get her out of the report.

Pilau steals and eats tarts...not homework. Good Pilau!!

The cellar reminds me of this Onion article at times:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/76503

Sorry, but I can't be on report. I was here in my time machine, so it's actually March 30th, not the 28th, and I can't talk now because my computer doesn't work, and can I be the one who spanks Brianna?

Sod you and all your little "on report" chat clique.
Bah humbug.

When I get my laptop - YES my bro is sorting it as soon as Dell change their offer on 9 April, so there - you are all on my Ignore list. I am going to go to chat, but not to chat to you. Just because I can.

Nerrrrrrr.

Oh look who just won a spot on report?!?:headshake

People always think excuses and back-talk is going to work?!?

Spudcon also on report again for trying to evade report with time travel. Completely against the rules!!
:)

But, but, but, can I spank Bri?

you don't have to be a chatter to be on report, missy. this clique business is just made up nonsense from your little phone thing with brianna. I think i'll log onto chat and see what the other cool people think about this.

oh, and....you're on report.

Hey I've been away for 4 days - I want to be on report

dry hump phant lee

you are ornery port

So....is it possible to get OFF of report?

there are ways......




but...you have a 'boyfriend'

which reminds me....
jinx is off report

her boyfriend put her back on.... (while you were getting a snack)

I think you'll find there's a queue.

Well...he's on report too...so, maybe we can work out some kind of deal to get both of us off?

Of report, that is.

This was awesome! Monster off report.

:rotflol:

looky here, cicero. if that is your real name.....

i put her on report, so only i can take her off. 'sides....who deputized you in the first place??

NOW:

Lumberjim, back on Report! Big TIME!!

We will have to have an ad-hoc committee meeting about Monster to see her actual report status.

Until then, Lumberjim is on report big time!! I mean, all "the stops".

Besides, you yourself deputized the whole board earlier in the thread...smooth move...That's against the rules!!
:)
Outside of that, I am the newly unemployed so I have time to make all the random, trifle, inane reports I want...Which makes me a "on report god".

:D
Attachment 17407

I LOL'd

Am I still on report? I have stuff to do, ya know.

Yeah , like scrubbing ALL those Shitters !!