:lol: Yes, and if the human race isn't extinct by December, I'll be very disappointed.

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One more thing, lj. When Clodfobble marks her progress in her sig, we are only able to see the present value. When I make posts of that value, we're able to see a progression with the value and a time date stamp. I haven't been very diligent in my tracking of these changes, but as more data points are recorded, the chances of detecting a pattern increase. At least, that is my hope.

Can you make a chart that will push updates to my iPod Touch automatically?

No.

My MSAccess<-->iPod connector is not out of beta yet.

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first one that doesn't end in "4"

That's coincidence. But it's funny, because now it's back to ending in 4 again.

In the beginning I thought maybe this was a rolldown of personal debt. If it is I want to learn from you Clodfobble, cuz yer doin it fast.

At this rate you'll be down to zero by the end of October.

Yeah, but rates aren't so useful when you don't have a lot of data points. Miss just one day at this point, and it adds like two weeks to the projected schedule. Can't get cocky.

I've accounted for such variances by modeling the data as a stochastic oscillator.

I expect you to miss 3.7 days completely, and to have another 7.12 days of negative progress.

number of paid hours or minets until yer job goes away Clodd ??

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I bet the ladies love it when you talk dirty to them like this.

calories burned?

Maybe.

Or this.

Oh here, y'all are making me feel bad...

it's distinct sounds she is learning to make with her mouth so she can sound like a walking video game.

I'm sure it has something to do with sound files, that's her bag, baby. [/austin]

And / or I once had a job where I had to input data from paper forms into the computer into some sort of data base. Kind of like stuffing envelopes, as a matter of fact. (I miss my dad tonight, shitty envelopes and all)

So I think Clod has to process some sort of file in real time which would mean sound or video to me, (a single image you can see all at once) it could be words, but I don't think Clod would stoop to data entry, she's actually a nerdy brainiac trapped in the body of a nascent soccermom.

But I digress.

you say that like it's a bad thing. trust me, there are worse things to be stuck in than a soccermom.

er... nevermind.

Fuck 'em, they brought it on themselves, the busybodies. :thumb:

I apologize. I intended no distress, and I regret that I made you feel bad. I'm sorry.

:lol: I meant feel bad for you guys, not genuinely bad. It's like a puppy who can't figure out where the hidden toy is.

Maybe in another ten posts or so, someone will ask again if it's money... ;)

M&M's in the jar on your counter?

33,571 today. No progress.

No progress. Clodflobble is slacking off. Slacker!

Yeah, it just wasn't going to happen yesterday. I took Minifob to play at a friend's house, and then I spent naptime prepping dinner, and then I got on the cellar for awhile, and nothing ever gets done between 5:00 and 9:00 that's not directly kid-related, and then I had to go do a recording after the kids were asleep.

Excuses, excuses. But I got a little done this morning!

Pictures stored on various disks and harddrives that she has to sort through.

If it were various drives there would be some work involved in calculating the running total.

I think it's something that can be done at the rate of a few hundred an hour. Like shots of tequila.

33,472.

Noted.

amount of disk space used saving stuff?

being reduced as she deletes items? Maybe.

But why would she need to slowly review each item as opposed to just closing her eyes and hitting "format?"

but

If I was cleaning out my hard drive, it would never hit zero. I'd just be removing junk until I only had good stuff left, and I wouldn't know how much junk I had until I reviewed it all.

It's been a little over ten posts, is it money?

ah, heck I can spend my way to zero faster than that if it's money!;)

She's plucking the hairs on her legs rather than shaving. that's why the project increases disproportionately if she misses a few days. oh and minifob is doing the counting and he like numbers endiing with 4.

Moments so dear?

Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes,
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Moments so dear.
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
How do you measure, measure a year?

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Sorry I missed a few.

pimples on mr clod's back?

ew

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Still on track for mid-October finish.

I'll put $100 in the tip mug if she's down to 0 by October 16th. Anyone else?

I'm in for a hundred on that action HLJ.

Holy shit! Now if I don't make it, I'll feel terrible that I effectively screwed Tony out of $200. Thanks, guys. Better get back to work. :rolleyes:

I'm playin with the big boys now!

I'll tip $100 if she finishes by 30 Aug.
I'll tip $50 if she finishes by 15 Sep.
I'll tip $25 if she finishes by 30 Sep.
I'll be be back on my regular schedule beyond that.

I have an additional condition: I want to know what's been counted, including a reasonable explanation.

Great.

<strike>I've</strike> We've just driven CF out of the cellar for a month. There goes the neighborhood.

As additional motivation if she doesn't finish by October 15th, I'll do my best to get everyone looking for that picture of Clodfobble peeing on the floor of the liquor store again.

Wait! no, don't start looking yet!;)

Which you would say, regardless.

nice attempt at damage control Clodfobble.

If you don't have bladder control, damage control is the next best thing...

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doesn't this strike anyone else as stalking behaviour?.....:bolt:

jealous monster? :p

green eyed monster?
 

I tell you tomorrow..... ;)

You say that like it's a bad thing...

(Crossover to Word Out of Context... do you pronounce the "L"???

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