May I suggest you meet and wrestle eachother naked, covered in cooking oil...on web cam?


Can we throw Pickled eggs at them as they Wrestle ????

^FAIL

:rolleyes:

DOGPILE

Oh baby! You KNOW what I like!

Honey, we all know what you like!

Well you know when the little kid shrieks and cries, people will tell it to shut up. It's human nature to reject something(one) being belligerent, obnoxious, and annoying. It's ok though, baby Jesus still loves you and he'll get rid of the bad people and make it alllll better!

nuf said

It actually does bother me that you're all pissed off at me, Tiki.

I'm sorry I called you a liar. I don't think you're really a liar....I did think those two statements were lies, though.

Oh, you don't think I'm a liar, you just think that I lied. That's different. :rolleyes:

How the fuck was my joke making fun of Randroids and taking a poke at you a "lie"?

How the fuck was my statement that the questions in your "smackdown" thread here were really similar to the questions you got on PD a "lie"?

I think you have a long way to go to be able to distinguish truth from lie, if those qualify as lies in your eyes.

I take the accusation of lying very seriously. I'd have been less offended if you'd called me an indiscriminate whore.

We're all liars. Human beings are liars. It's one of the things we do, tell lies, dissemble, misdirect. It's been a useful tool in our toolbox.

Tiki= indiscriminate whore.

does that need the qualifier? Do whores discriminate?


[eta] Oh I like that going back and writing an entire post in the edit. Haven't seen anybody do that in ages.

I'd say it's possible to be a selective whore.

Iv seen it

It's certainly possible to be a defective whore...

I have a date tonight, I might get my whore on.

As long as he doesn't talk as much as he did on the phone. For fuck's sake, there's no need for so much goddamn talking.

well....first, it implies that I'm a randroid....then it accuses me of crying and runnoft....


cmon.

I think you can tell a lie and not be 'a liar'

Holy shit, do really you insist that everything that is not strictly literally true is a lie? Approximations, generalizations, jokes, and metaphors are all "lies" to you?


For real?

OK. I give up. In that case, I am not only a liar, I lie CONSTANTLY. SO DO YOU.

i'm trying to let you up here.

cop to misrepresentation, do 2 hours of community service, and I'll drop the charges

As the cheesedick pointed out pus-twat, the P stands for PRIVATE. If you don't want the .02 of every cheesedick on the intarwebz then shut your piehole.

Sorry, but that's bullshit. Enjoy your sense of righteous indignation.

Catch up, slowboy.

well Sheldon discriminates against women..... unless they come with accesories...... at least that's what I read on the bog door

Monnie The Poopy heads aer at it again !!

liar!

I are NOT !!!!
Ya Ninny kneed poopy face !!!!

I hear that Febreeze has a new variety, TrollAway. We need a tanker truck load.

r2. and ur a cowardy custard

MOAR LIES!

Keep going!! I'm not quite there yet. /pant

RNOT !!!! Ya ,,,, Ya ,,,,,, Silly Hammer !!

Fucker. That never fails to crack me up!

it's a timeless classic

wat
 

Wha'd I do?

:sweat:

How did I miss all of this?!? LOL!!!

Liar !!!

I don't care if she has wall-to-wall teak flooring, Stainless steel appliances and can sing every tune from every musical ever written.
If "she" doesn't have a natural, fully functioning penis, it ain't gonna happen.

And that's not discrimination. That's selective breeding. :cool:

Only if it's deep enough for them to drown in. :ipray:

You've not only seen it, you have the pictures to prove it.
," said Tiki in a thread that's averaged over 1 post every three minutes for almost five hours.

SteveDallas wins the thread.

Does that mean he has to take it home with him?

(Brits: think Dusty Bin....)

No, no... I mean TALKING. With his voice, you know, this thing that people do when they're face to face with each other. It makes a sound besides "clack clack clack clack clack".

Not a huge fan.

Hey Jim, if you said I was a liar and then said I wasn't a liar, does that make you a liar? How about when you take back calling me a liar, but then you delete your post taking it back?

Liar.

:vomit:

Hey Tiki, I think I hear the pot boiling over.

You know, the one with the rabbit in it.

Date didnt go so well there Tiki ??

Let me put it this way. If you see a news report tonight about a guy running nekkid across the Ben Franklin Parkway while babbling incoherently about a date from HELL...

Either that, or her date is into the carroty-shower thing.

Sheldon, you're gay. If you're breeding, you're doing it wrong.:cool:

It's only seven. What time do you go out on dates in your part of the world? I don't have to be there until 7:30, it's right up the street, and I already changed and tarted up, so I have nothing to do for half an hour.

I'm not anticipating it will be super fun, mostly because I've talked to him on the phone twice and I already don't like him. But, at least he's hot, so he might be useful. Maybe. I'm skeptical.

9:00 here, have fun , Get you some

Thanks! I guess the good news is that if he's horrible, it's a short trip home.

Would it be weird if I brought knitting?

Fuck it, I'm bringing knitting.

Gee...look what you miss out on when you're busy doing other stuff. lol

Is it over yet?

Having not read the other thread in order to have some context, this really does seem like a pretty dopey thread anyway.

Can't we just all get along...or ignore each other? lol

the post i deleted was a photshop job of a mirror with you(your cellar profile pic) in it in response to the post about my 'sense of righteous indignation'

You're going on a date with a guy who you've already established you don't like?