Some people at podiums should be in police cars.

Yeah...remember Police Academy?

Ali: one count of citing crappy movies against the public interest, three counts of inane chatter.

ZenGum: Impersonating the Grammar Police

Merc: unlawful possession of excessively high-caliber weaponry.

classicman: practicing grammar policing without a license

:morncoff:


:elkgrin:

Merc: Hunting moose without a permit.

ZenGum -- disorderly meditation

Pie: blowing up a rice processing factory

Dana:

Incitement to riot. -- Her Uni lost it's accreditation.

Dar: musical street performance without a permit.

clobble: indecent exposure

Lumberjim - Fucking around

Classic: contributing to the delinquency of a minor

Undertoad: crimes against Toadkind

I haven't seen this one around in a while. I hate a delinquent miner.

Shaw: opening a can'o whupass

Pie: canning whupass with intent to deliver. (It's a controlled substance.)

Undertoad: Selling cans of whupass on the black market

Shawshaw: Felony Larceny for construction of whupass pyramid schemes.

Yay! :)

Shawnee: Importing inscrutable jokes across the state line

YAY. again! :)

Sleeve: Bootlegging!

Wait, bootleggin what? booze? Proscribed data encryption software?

Crimes against pigeons.

Shawnee: Moonshining! (Or was it mooning?)

queen: horse rustling

plthijinx: flying into a restricted airspace without authorization

Undertoad: Operating the Cellar without adequate Sanity Insurance

No such thing.

Monnie: Impersonating a monster.

Last edited by TheMercenary; 06-12-2009 at 10:06 PM. Reason: Caught by another Grammer Policeman, guilty as charged.

:cop:

You just don't know when to quit, do you, wise guy?

Merc: two counts of crimes against language. One more strike and you're in for life.

:jail:

:notworthy

Zengum: Putting beet on burgers

monster: performing surgery without a license

Lumberjim: destruction of old growth forests, and overstating the weight of his own head.

Zengum: Teaching the truth. Always a criminal offense.

dar: picking wild flowers

Damn. Is that against the law now?

dar: backchatting a wild flowers officer

(and yes, it is)

Monster: Mashing.

zengum: crimes against pronunciation

monster: impersonating an American

sg: Exceding the Barbie Slut Pink Limit