Well, aren't you in a charming mood this evening. I'll take it under advisement. :right:

You just can't take "revenge" issues to seriously. Well that or take them very serious and take bold action. Most people just don't have the balls to actually do that. So my suggestion is merely tongue in cheek.

is revenge how? you fail

Reverse revenge. No one wins.

Right. Do you see much "seriously" in this thread?

I wouldn't even slice you thinly and use you to wipe my butt if I found you dead in the forest

LMAO Flint and 3M - the deadly duo.

This is Revenge. Character Building is down the hall. :reaper:

That is cool. I feel the same about most people in general.

Please read the OP. Thank you. :rtfm:

I can't give you any advice on getting to work on time :(. I've set my clocks ahead, I get used to it and ignore it. Set my alarm 10min early, i just hit snooze, and if I disable snooze...thats even worse, I convince myself I can just close my eyes for 5min and wake myself up. I usually get to work just on time just because I skip doing things like flossing and eating.

Revenge ideas, hmm...I'm not really a "revenge" person. I just seethe for awhile and avoid the person. I would just make sure not to do anything you can get in legal trouble for, like the meds in the drink if it can get traced back to you can get you in trouble for drugging another person.

living well is the best revenge, or so I'm told.

A kid in our HS just hung herself yesterday and died. It is very sad. The HS is devastated. The community has no idea how to cope. This whole thread brought to the surface my feelings about suicide as a form of revenge. In my oldest child's class, who is now 24, she had a male classmate hung himself in the back yard of his parents home because he was gay and harassed at school. Or so the story goes. Where does it end. When does revenge become punishment?

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/sav...&pid=150073732

Exactly why you shouldn't recommend suicide, even as a joke.

FFS can we get back to the fun? this was a great thread before the wankers weighed in.

And suddenly I'm inspired further..\
infuse both side of his bogroll (=TP) with white school glue....

Oh, thanks there Moo....

yw. try to leave the assholishness at home in future.

You try to leave the Judgementaliholishness at Home as well....

ouch!


not

Sam,

rip him a new one then suggest Merc as his anaethestist when they stitch him up

:p:

Couldn't bother. Unless of course he can pay the bill. Otherwise bleed to death.

egg zaktly.

Thank you!

(Winning... ;))

Sorry for being one of Moo's Wankers! Carry on Moo....

@ Monster: “Ride down the face of a tsunami and tell me you don't feel bitchin'." - Charlie Sheen :D

Sorry, feeling a bit raw after a beautiful teen committed sewercide..... My bad for taking it out on this thread.

I have done a couple of revenge acts in my life. Both on cheating arseholes who deserved it.

The first one was for a friend of mine. Her b/f was cheating on her, and she was pissed off about it, so my plan was as follows.

I called him up and told him he'd won a car in a lottery and gave him a bogus address to go to in order to pick it up on Saturday. On Monday I called him again and asked him why he didn't show...blah blah blah...gave him another bogus address for the next weekend and the dumb shit showed up again.

The irony is that his car was stolen a couple of weeks later. He asked my friend if she'd had anything to do with it. She broke up with him.

The second time was when a friend of mine slept with a man I'd broken up with litterally hours previously. I can tell you I was pissed off and he still had stuff at my place, so first thing I did was throw all his stuff (and anything of hers) onto the footpath. I then called him and told him he might like to come and get it sooner rather than later. Then I called my friends mother (whom she lived with) and suggested she might like to ask her daughter who she brought home last night.

A couple of weeks later, my friend wanted to be friends again and said this bloke wasn't worth it, but I was still pissed off, so I told her she'd have to call him and tell him I was beeing mean to her, and get him to come to another friends house. So she did. When she picked him up (his car had been repossessed) he was wearing boxer shorts and a tshirt. They pulled up out front and my friend went into the house (where a nasty bitey dog lived who wouldn't let people he didn't know inside) and waited while I told the ex what shithead he'd been, and then went into the house.

He stood on the footpath for a while, and eventually had to walk himself home in bare feet.

It was a long walk.

eta: both of these situations caused no physical harm to anyone involved, and made me laugh my head off. I wasn't very understanding in my younger days. I don't think I'd do things like that nowdays even though things went pretty well back then. I mostly don't have the same imagination to think up these sorts of things now. lol

It is absolutely devastating for the whole community when things like this happen. I'm sorry you all have to deal with it. xx

It has been very difficult. She hung herself. Tragic. A beautiful child. Thanks for understanding.

@ Merc: What Aliantha said.

I just sort of skipped over your post, and it didn't really sink until now. I've been a bit self involved today, needless to say. Very sorry you went through that. Maybe discuss it in another thread where people could pick up on it better?

I haven't done any acts of revenge, but I have pulled my fair share of practical jokes.

It comes down to what kind of harm are you willing to inflict, and how much time do you have.

Consult with George Hayduke. The man knows his stuff.

What a cocksucker to drop you in it like that. Not that I am advocating vengeance and fury, naturally, but an anonymous tip to the police about a strange man who seems to be buying crate loads of peroxide hair products and from whose apartment can be smelt strange chemical smells might have an interesting effect...

Is revenge really worth it? Why not try to talk to him? Let him know how you feel and you might find out he did it out of anger. He might be mad for you having slighted him, without you even realizing

That's an excellent point a'moo

He very well may have done it out of anger, although I can't think of anything I did to him - up to last Thursday, anyhow. He loses his temper easily. In fact Domino's Pizza will no longer deliver to the motel at all because of a run-in between a delivery person and 3M TWO years ago! 3M feels life has treated him unfairly (join the club, buddy), and he also very insecure.

There are some people you can talk to, and some you can't. 3M is one of the ones you can't. I pulled a minor prank on him which didn't cause any permanent harm, but did give him a few hours extra work. And I got over my resentment. Life goes on.

no, no, no... you put Nair in his CONDITIONER....

mybad.

....do you think 3M actually washes it... :eek:

No, only allegedly. Remember, we don't know that this guy actually did anything. And even if he did, he didn't do anything wrong.

I was going to have an opinion in this thread but my best friend's brother's wife broke her toenail. I didn't want to take it out on the community. :mecry:

Wait. What?

There you go, dragging facts into it again. You know, facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

There are to many factwhores out there.

If you can't say anything nice and fluffy, don't say anything at all :mad:

Just because the facts are scantily clad does not make them whores and who the fuck are you to be judging any way?

He told the boss that because Sam was late, the hotel lost potential customers. If there were no potential customers, then that means he lied to his boss. I'd say that's wrong.

FACTS? I'll show you facts. You just wait, you, 'til 2012.

somearticleaboutsomethingstupid@i'maretiredasshole.com

My remark was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, an organization that receives millions of dollars in taxpayer funding, does subsidize abortions.



:D

Bri FTW :lol2:

Your remark isn't your remark, it's just your remark. Now those remarkwhores, with their spending remarks like remarkwhores...their another story.

remarkable. Like a whiteboard. Unless you use Sharpies on it. That's a fact.

That's right, if

I'm sorry, but those facts were asking for it.

Please deliver There are to:

many factwhores
out there, usa

If I wanted your facts I'd acts for them.

We're not so much a kangaroo court as an infinite monkey court.

I just popped in as court jester, I got nuttin' to do with the facts, ma'am.

there's no if in what's the fuckin' difference. Well in-so-far as I'm just remarking about it, obviously......

Fuck me, that's the funniest thing I've read all week.

You're on truly excellent form recently Bri.