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footfootfoot 06-02-2011 10:51 PM

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Here's the main entrance, no hole, no blood. WTF?

footfootfoot 06-02-2011 10:53 PM

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Hang on, what's this? (Just above the gas line T and to the right a bit, bottom edge of the clapboard.)

footfootfoot 06-02-2011 10:54 PM

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Closer and Closer, from below.

footfootfoot 06-02-2011 10:58 PM

Now tell me, what is this?


I think I creased it.

Nirvana 06-02-2011 11:17 PM

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I think you have to get one of these. Sure you have to have him roto rooter-ed for bones every 6 years or so but its worth it not to have rabbits,moles or skunks, woodchucks, raccoons,opossum, rats, mice, he is a bit bored with squirrels[ tree rats] but they stay away from our house. ;) I have seen him kill a coyote the dumb ass wandered into the pasture and those are Suede's cows dammit! :eyebrow:

footfootfoot 06-02-2011 11:53 PM

He looks like a tough SOB. Legs of a corgi, head of a bull terrier, what else has he got in there? (besides bone chips)

Nirvana 06-03-2011 12:00 AM

He must have a couple of brain cells because he has never offered to hurt my Chihuahuas and they are varmit -like :)
Did I mention he kills snakes too? :heart-on:

TheMercenary 06-03-2011 12:45 AM

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Nirv! Completely like our dog!

xoxoxoBruce 06-03-2011 01:30 AM

Awww Merc, you got your dog a pony. :lol:

footfootfoot 06-08-2011 11:25 PM

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The 3rd woodchuck is unconfirmed, but there was blood after all and there has been no sight of him since.

monster 06-08-2011 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 737888)
:mad::facepalm:

Shit piss fuck

I cannot believe I missed!

Too impatient. Shit Piss and Corruption.

3 for 4

chanelling the canucks, i reckon.....

footfootfoot 06-08-2011 11:31 PM

hahahaa!

Spexxvet 06-09-2011 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 738017)
Hang on, what's this? (Just above the gas line T and to the right a bit, bottom edge of the clapboard.)

Dude! Are shooting at your house? And close to the gas line? Are you actively trying to blow it up?:eek:

infinite monkey 06-09-2011 09:08 AM

He's hoping to find some bubblin' crude.

monster 06-09-2011 09:55 AM

Really laughed out loud @ infi. Which made me cough. I sound like a dying seal.

footfootfoot 06-09-2011 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 739148)
Dude! Are shooting at your house? And close to the gas line? Are you actively trying to blow it up?:eek:

No, I'm shooting at my neighbor's abandoned, vermin infested tear down of an eye sore, crumbling foundation, used to be house. Sadly, the gas line is disconnected. I would be doing everyone a favor if I burned the house down. It is truly a tear down, it's not even worth ripping the copper out of it.

They are asking 90k for it and the local realtors say "If you desperately wanted to live in the town, the lot, empty, would be worth 20k, otherwise 12k." Now subtract the cost of razing the house and you get a lot less than 90k.

It does have a fairly new septic tank though.

footfootfoot 06-16-2011 12:38 PM

Aaaaarrrrgh!

This is for the new thread, as yet uncreated, called "What's midly irritating you, yet mildy amusing you at the same time, due in part to its irony and its perplexing mystery."
Last night I finished de-liming the woodchuck hide and I hung it up to dry in prepartion for final trimming and construction of a drum skin.

This morning it was gone without a trace.

infinite monkey 06-16-2011 12:41 PM

These people took it! :eek:

classicman 06-16-2011 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 740341)
Aaaaarrrrgh!

...the woodchuck hide -I hung it up to dry ...
This morning it was gone without a trace.

Bummer - Same thing happened to the jaw of a 7' shark I caught years ago.
I guess animals or hobos ????

Still pissed about it.

HungLikeJesus 06-16-2011 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 740341)
Aaaaarrrrgh!

This is for the new thread, as yet uncreated, called "What's midly irritating you, yet mildy amusing you at the same time, due in part to its irony and its perplexing mystery."
Last night I finished de-liming the woodchuck hide and I hung it up to dry in prepartion for final trimming and construction of a drum skin.

This morning it was gone without a trace.

Are you sure it was dead?

zippyt 06-16-2011 10:50 PM

This morning it was gone without a trace.

is Home girl getting you a Chuck merkin made ??

BigV 06-17-2011 12:22 AM

Would that be a gherkin cherkin?

monster 06-17-2011 01:26 AM

a lurkin' gherkin stole his merkin?

BigV 06-17-2011 02:06 AM

penalty for shirken your gherkin?










jerkin.

footfootfoot 06-17-2011 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 740448)
This morning it was gone without a trace.

is Home girl getting you a Chuck merkin made ??

It was already de-haired, so prolly not. I am thinking of putting the carcass where the skin was and waiting to see who comes by. Maybe I will trade up for a fox or coyote or down for a neighborhood dog :(

ZenGum 06-18-2011 03:35 AM

Meanwhile, an army of vengeful woodchucks was gathering ...


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