come to me tonight
but leave me be tomorrow
until it's bedtime

Nope and nope.

Jim...dreams?

Close ...

Sleep?

Oh, and the guessing is still open on this one:

I represent your
Misguided philosophy.
Hey! Slow Down! Read me!

Yes sleep...
I am doing a lot of driving and Hershey Parking today....

Sheldon, is that you?

Bumper stickers?



And, what kind of penis?

Whale

Naturally.

Please handle with care
Nominal Fragility
Means kid gloves required.

Taking Hector to hockey?

nope

Male egos?

Drax

close

Bumper sticker is correct!

I was totally lax about the penis. Sorry. :D

Yeah I read that on a bathroom door somewhere

Was it on I-75 outside of Toledo? I wrote that one.

Is that the one with the glory holes?

No no no...that's the OTHER one. Northbound side. The closer you get to Michigan the more prolific they become.

...until it's just one big hole ...oh wait, that's Detroit

DETROIT ROCK CITY.

Do we have any outstanding haikus? (edit: well, they're all outstanding. Upstanding? Notwithstanding?) OK, do we have any unsolved haikus?

Oh, monster...I don't know. I think it's a dwellar, but who? Hmmmmm.

jim was very very close, I was just feeling mean.

Detroit Crack City more like

Wild predator
Misunderstood and maligned
Don't eat my baby

Dingo?

Yep! :)

I was assuming that they were one and the same, Mon S. Ter

Waaaah don't make fun of my name!!!!!

love, monnie

Nobody loves me
So I'll stay incognito
A whore with no name

Fly away, then back
to the bosom before you
are finally free.

If you love something set it free...?

nowhere close

anonymoo?

Fuck off and die?

nope. even further away if that were possible. I can give clues in haikus if required

oh, sorry, were you just insulting me? I missed the subtlety ;)

:lol: It seemed to work.

Sending your child away to ... camp? ... college?

it's something much more
....tangible. Although not a
Solid thing to touch

bigger clue below
This has turned out to be a
good haiku riddle

Expert handling of
Dihydrogen monoxide
might be involved here.

The butterfly stroke?

getting closer

medley:

fly, back, breast, free

...strokes

Breast, right? I don't know. I don't know from strokes. ;)

Hell, I never would have gotten it if Clod hadn't thought of it.

Good one.

yeah, credit clod

correct. Individual Medley to be precise -there is a different order for medley relays :)

Tiny happenings
Enormous consequences
Lepidopteric

Dampened nuptuals
Complimentary tickets
Wisdom unheeded

Uncoronated.
Despite the famed flame-grilling
Red syrup trumps gold

The Burger King is Dead!

correct

The butterfly effect?

Swimming one was very clever.

It's like raaaiiiin on your wedding day,
It's a free ride, when you've already paid.

You forgot the third line!

It's the gooood adviiiiiiice, that you just didn't take!

ok, you got em all


thanks, I came to like the swimming one.

Slice, dice and resplice:
huge berserk rebel warthog.
Once a president.

Five bob in one piece
Denoting the distinguished
Oral recov’ry

Modified to provide a small clue:



50 cent coin? Five dollar note? I'm not familiar with which pic is on which bit of currency. Am I close?

nope

Just thinking out loud here...

Five ... number of beastmonster clan, perhaps.
bob ... if not currency, then what? bobbing in water? Swimming again? If so, could "one piece" refer to the swimsuit?

denoting the distinguished ... blank ...

oral recov'ry ... dental visit? Tooth fairy (link money?)

Nope, I'm done. Cluesies?

These should be a bit easier.

Eerie occurings
in your suburban district.
Who shall you summon?


An arc and two dots
on a smooth field of yellow.
Answer without words.


Place, not TV show
Boomclickclickboomclickclickboom
Back, and to the left