Can I just add that while the skeletons seem to be having the time of their ex-lives (breakdancing, genuflecting, cosying up, riding in in triumph) the little people appear remarkably sanguine.

I guess when you live with wacky skeletons you pretty much take life as it comes.

Good job Zip! Looks like Gnomie had a great visit

Man, he's a party gnome. Awesome.

where the hell is gnomey?

In transit
he was sent out 1-2 days After the pics were taken

ok just checkin' on my little guy!

He has been located!
Pics will come tomorrow or the next day.
Sorry for the delay - there was a misunderstanding about whether this was post that needed to be opened. Instead it was hidden away for Christmas...

On a secondary note - I have a new item of clothing as a gift!
Again, pics to follow.

SFW!
 

So, Gnomie arrived alive and well.
And it turns out he had a travelling companion! (awesome, thanks Zip)
Just as well, really, given his long overdue arrival time.

He came with Skelly-Bob, who tells me he was an XXL before he started this trip.

I bought a traditional British tabloid, to verify the date in a traditional kidnapper way. Here is Gnomie, glad to have arrived. Aaah, lokk at his smiley face.

To see Skelly-Bob discovering a new way in which to enjoy the press, on the Sun's much thumbed page 3, come over to this NSFW post. Naughty Bob, back in your box!

Once Skelly-Bob had recovered, he set about enjoying himself in a more wholesome way, embracing the English delights of a nice cup of tea and a sit down.
He even found some choc to fortify them. What a cute couple!

Oh dear. I think Gnomie might have fallen in with a bad crowd on his last visit.
He wanted booze and gambling and pig snacks instead.

But they settled their differences before bedtime

I will take Gnomie out with me tomorrow for a cpi[p;e of pics which are not simply on my kitchen table (which could after all be on a sound set anywhere). He will be ready to post on Wednesday, and post him I will.

Which should mean he gets to another Dwellar for Xmas - or at least New Year.

PS. Skelly-Bob has asked to stay with me.
He feels like an individual here, not just part of the crowd.
So don't prepare a welcome for him, just Travelling G.

I was wondering where Skelly Bob went .

Oh dear. I think Gnomie might have fallen in with a bad crowd on his last visit.
He wanted booze and gambling and pig snacks instead.
Hey !! I resemble that remark !!!

Great pics !!
NEXT !!!

Gnomey should come to Scotland while he's in the UK!!

Gnomey should link to the titteh picture in NSFW. I'm afraid the warning isn't helpful until it's too late.

Point taken and post amended accordingly.

AHEM!!!!! Gnomey should come to SCOTLAND while he is in the UK.

Well, now we are in a quandry.
I am beholden to post Travelling G to you, as the first poster after the photos.

But of course it would make more sense to bring him to you on the 19th December.
Not talking postage costs.
Talking bout the fact that you and Dana and I only meet once a year (if that) and it might be fun to take the chap on my journey, and the tri-Dwellar meet, and then yours.

You know what - I'll offer it to the floor.

I've slowed Gnomie's progress down considerably, due to a misunderstanding within my family about whether overseas mail equalled Christmas presents.
May I keep him another two weeks so he can feature in my travelogue to Scotland?
He then gets passed to Limey (or Dana, if we've documented Arran) and normal service is resumed.

Or I can post (mail) him to Limey this week and she will do her thang with him and send him on to the next recipient.

I say carry him With you .

Well, he could be posted to me, and then Dana could take him to visit Pilau after our meet-up in Glasgow.... Just to complicate things a little :)

Now that sounds like a great plan!
I post him to you, to do Arran. You post him to Dani, to do Yorkshire (a small corner of).
And she brings him for our threesome and then posts him to the first Dwellar thereafter.

I'm likey.
Unless I hear a better plan (and I am openminded) I will take photos with him tomorrow and post (mail) to Limes on Wednesday.

After all, there will be plenty of pics from me documenting my journey with or without Gnomie.

Wait WHAT????????????

I think Gnomey should be present for ANY cellar get-together. Any dwellars planning such an event should post here to request his (her? its?) attendance.

With christmas and all that rushing and everything, I think gnomey should take his time. Gnomey can last forever! Gnomey in no hurry. Gnomey knows no homey.

So gnomey needs to be at your GTG! I'd be sad if he weren't.

I took Gnomie to the pub, to show him a slice of English life.
We left Skelly-Bob behind, looking up ossuaries on the internet and trying to recognise friends and family.

We shared a Crabbie's Alcoholic Ginger Beer.
I found I could barely taste the ginger after the few two mouthfuls.
Gnomie got the hiccups.

We perused the menu.
Gnomie found it quite peculiar that I took photos, but was happy to pose nonetheless.

He tried to suggest I ordered one of the "American style" meals on the menu and seemed especially taken with the Tex Mex Combo. Sadly he didn't win on that scratchcard last night, and as I was paying I made the choice.

So here is my Hell's Chicken Burger.

Side salad separate and I declined the coleslaw, so the plate looks a little spartan.
Gnomie dived in to add a splash of colour.
It was actually quite spicy, but not hot enough for the Gnomes. Perhaps someone else can work out how hot he can take it?

I showed Gnomie where he was headed tomorrow.
I thought by preparing him in advance he'd be less likely to be scared.
It didn't seem to bother him though, he just smiled away.

Tomorrow afternoon he's off to Scotland.

Very good, Sundae. You're a great hostess, and super story-teller.

Gnomee Knows his food !!

Eggsalant SG !!

When will gnomy visit me?

You have to be the first poster after the pictures are posted.
It's hit & miss.

He's going to tour the UK first, but at some point in December/ January it's a free-for-all.

Grynch and Gunmaster would look to have the advantage, also being on European time, but they don't seem to be participants in this thread.
Also, I snagged it off Zip, so it's pretty much good luck.

Good luck.

Perhaps we should let him complete a European tour before sending him back to the US.

I'm happy to have the rules tinkered with.
But that might be because I've had him now, and know I will see him again soon :p:

I'm just throwing the idea out there. Doesn't make sense to pay postage back and forth.

Well, I could show this little guy a good time around

Don't tell me you vanity search as well?!
I like the idea of a European Tour.

Gnomie eats horse meat and burns a few cars..?

What does phlthy think (or do those flexi-hours prevent him from commenting?)

flex hours RAWK!! ahem. after hearing that gnomey is going to be in a threesome? yeah, let him finish Europe! like classic said, no sense sending him back and forth across the pond....go for it! as for the threesome? i BETTER get some private pics sent to me!! :D :doit::bj2: just the little bastard better not :knockdup: any of you!!

New rule: If Gnomey is in a room with more than one Dwellar, those Dwellars must pose topless with Gnomey.

Seconded?

Um. No.

Put it back in your pants, boys, this is just a plastic springy toy.

(Who debunked the 'men think about sex 96 kabillion times a day' myth? Come ON, they get a hard-on over a plastic springy toy!) :lol:

WSS ^

Well, it depends on how pretty it is.

I wouldn't knock her off the dashboard for eating poi

It's got a purty mouth.

Sounds like the proverbial pot and kettle thing...

After all, you too can be turned on with a plastic toy. :angel:

That's game set and match to GM357! :D

Oh, no you di'int! :blush: :eek:

:lol:

(Me shut up now.)

:lol:

Touche', GM357.

:lol2: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! :lol2:

ahem. yes, I.M. he DID!

brilliant! just brilliant GM!! kudos!

C'mon chaps, rein it in.

I mean there is a difference between getting your rocks off to a springy novelty toy, and being fulfilled by 6 inches of revolving G-spot stimulating, clitoral massaging, no questions asked penetration after all.

^hmmm, seems the games not over after all! You go, Sundae. :lol:

I believe that with 6 inches you fall short of the French average as shown on a graph recently posted on another thread. :dunce:

If memory serves me, you said you'd stay away of countries with a dark green shade.

France being one of them, I'm sorry for you... :cool:

Glad to report that Gnomey is partying in Glasgow with a few friends and is about to get his hands on Sheldon's nuts!

Har! Party on Gnomey!

:eek: :bolt:

puleeeze tell me sheldon sent you a bag or can of mixed nuts!

Here's Gnomey with his latest skelly travelling companion. Also in the picture ... two Cocks, a dalek and Sheldon's nuts :D
He's resting up now, before his Major Task here at Chateau Limey ... more laterrz!

Gnommie and Skellys , whats the deal ??!! ;)

Gnomey's looking at that skellie's butt! Gnomey is bad to the bone!

Gnomey has a big day ahead of him tomorrow ...

Some people have a "type"
Seems like Gnomie craves the skellies.
Thus far. Who is to say how his travel will affect his tastes...

Gnomey first of all had to get the low-down on the area from a local.
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Then he had to check out some of the local customs - like the Advent Calendar, filled with chocolates ...
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The Christmas puds, filled with chocolates, or made of chocolate ...
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And, finally, the NUTS :)
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