Offered without comment...

*snort*

I was watching Daily Show the other night, and they were looking at Romney's ill-fated trip to various friendly countries, my own included. Is it silly that I got a warm and fuzzy feeling when Jon referred to Britain as 'our greatest ally' ?

Means little to me coming from a politician, but it gave me alittle lift hearing it from a comedian :p

Yabbut its one of those unhealthy relationships, because we like you more than you like us. Also we have been getting secret admirer notes from Canada for a while.

but canada, she is cold! she likes touching us sometimes, but other times she says ew gross! she sure doesn't put out like that hotty australia!

On the contrary. We pretend to not like you as much as you like us, but really we're insecure and needy and require constant reassurances that we are still beautiful :p

And everyone knows Australia is a brazen hussy.

I'd hit it

Oy!

You've done it, UT ... you've captured the essence of Canada's obsession with the US ... :lol2:

Please. Bronzed hussy.


Ya pasty white Pommie slag.

on a tangent

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Somewhere in my town, a sub-editor is being slapped.


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Wait, are those assault torches?

Yeah, good for assault and battery.

Zen I've come back to that a couple of times, just to have another laugh.
I'm still chuckling writing this.

I wanna live in Badelaide too!
Apart from the climate. And the flora and fauna. And the inhabitants. And the declining gay scene. And the way they give our acedemic accolades like stickers.

[snickers]

This one made me stroke my chin.

Now that is deep on so many levels. :D

Nope, just chinny reck-on.

ha! Indeed.

I think this makes it official, Fuck New York City.

It's free vibrators, people, god damn.

Take the edge off...

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Brace yourself, Mrs Robinson!

"FAP offensive"...

I visualize soldiers in olive drab combat gear, marching forward, hunched over, like the Marines used to do with bayonets affixed.

Only instead of rifles/bayonets, they all got their cock out whacking like mad while marching right at ya.

Disconcerting, at the least...

Ahem. You are talking about my mother and SIL there.

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Says 'meowtfits'.

Perhaps. But this is the Mrs Robinson I had in mind:

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Don't shoot until you see the whites of their .... eeiiiwww!!!

It's official...

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Court returns stolen cash to bank robber
 

What?

I guess it kind of makes sense... Like if I stole a dollar from you, and bought a winning lottery ticket with it, do I owe you the stolen dollar, or the million bucks I won?

But you [Clod] didn't win it... the owner's dollar won it.

It's more akin to the "fruit of the tainted tree".

According to our courts here in Philadelphia, you owe it all back, even if it can't be conclusively proven that it was stolen.

http://news.yahoo.com/jury-us-govt-r...194706140.html

They should have sent in two to be authenticated. Not even a finder's fee to the relatives for saving the coins from being melted.

Read them in chronological order, top to bottom.

From the Adelaide Advertiser's site.

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>.< oof.

For "Top to bottom" please read "Bottom to top". :smack:

in that case....

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:3eye:

:lol2:

Got a new batch in email this morning.

I think I culled the repeats, apologies if any got through.

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Rally against apathy draws small crowd. Oh dear that's a beaut.

via Yahoo

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The population boom is declining...

...how can it do both?

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Sonic Voles?

Volebeat?

Sonic hedgehogs, mate.

Those men look like they are in prison jumpsuits.
Good catches BTW, Grav. Had me snorting.

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Well played, sub-editor.

Positively rhapsodic!

19 year old who?

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I bet I know how that happened.

They have court reporter type stenographers who type up that stuff, and that person didn't know how to spell the dude's name because it was very uncommon. So they looked it up and assigned a hot key or macro to it so that they just had to type alt-F1 or something to get his name, but they forgot that alt-F1 was really the key they set up for Zoe Dechanel (or however the fuck you spell her name) and alt-F2 was for the terrorist dude.

That's my theory, and there are probably some minor holes in it, but I bet it's damn close.

Since it's FOX, the guy typing it couldn't bear to tell the truth. :rolleyes:

I figured the print was parsed automatically, by a computer program or some such, and that was the closest word(s) it had in it's dictionary.

Don't be so sure it isn't Zooey Deschanel.

People are jumping from windows all over this city. It's like The Happening goin' on all up in heah.

Is Marky Mark wearing a mood ring?