I bet that is one happy little bear. :)

WOW. I'd give anything to swap places with that bear. So beautiful.

But......my boobs are bigger ;)

I agree that is a little bear. A nice picture like that needs MORE bare though. More bare, more bare, bare more!!

:)

Hey, I was the barer of Vitamin C a few posts earlier...

Was that you? Very professional looking paint job. I thought it was from one of those body painting sites.

Good to see you aren't idly frittering away your time. ;)

Well, vanity made me post it upside down, so it looked perky, but yes - that was one of my knockers.

I bought myself a body-paint kit in the January sales. Inspired by a photo book I bought to cheer up Sarge when he was going through a bloody awful time.

Turns out I am rubbish at boob-painting.
But on the occasions that I practice I don't mind sharing.

Idly frittering away my time?
As if ;)

I thought it was quite good.

Might manage an Easter egg or bunny.
It's harder than it looks!

Kind of like dancing with Fred Astaire. Having to do it in heels and backwards presents a whole new challenge. :haha:
Do you work with a mirror, or looking down?

Like foot, I thought the orange was from the interwebs! T'was a nice orange, Sundae. I can't manage art on paper let alone my own boob.

That's not a problem Choco, I'm sure most of the cellar men will be happy to imagine it for you.

Both...
Backwards and in high heels and feathers!

Oh, thanks for the compliments people.
I don't post for them, and certainly don't fish for them, but I did wonder why I had only two comments previously (although they came from connoisseurs!)

I just assumed my paint job was even worse than I had judged it.
Bosom painting is tricky, but makes me feel less of an exhibitionist. Or slut.
I shall keep up the practice.

You could have a booth at the Strawberry Festival (June 1 and 2).

Possible names:

The Boob Booth.
Paint Yer Boobs.
Here's Looking at Boob.
How Do You Like Them Strawboobies?

Why not? They paint faces. They could have an adult booth not visible to children. You could paint penises (what IS the plural of penis?) too!

http://www.gostrawberries.com/

I wouldn't want to paint other ladies. They would have to go bare in order not to smudge my artistic creations. Ladies who can bare their boobies in public are smaller and perkier than me, so I hardly want them to have any more advantages.

And no, I don't want to handle strangers' meat & two veg. I quite like the penis & ballsack in general, when I like the man they are attached to. But handling random junk? Nah. And being paid for it? A bridge too far.

Am planning an Easter tit-paint though. For me, in my own house, alone. Oh, and maybe here.

Your fruity tit pic was awesome. Mum thought so too :P

Despite the fact that you two have never met, or even interacted, she really likes you.

Teasers
 

Long time no see...

Teasers
 

Sneak peek

OMG that's not a tease that's a reveal!
Blimey, what a beauty.

Pooka you're gorgeous.
Thank you.

:blush:Thank you!

lovely Pooka. Mr. Flint is lucky.

Beautiful, nice dress too. :blush:

Yummy

Rowr!

Someones been watching too many episodes of Mad Men...

Nice pics.

Is that a Himalayan salt lamp? :eek:

JK :blush: You make a fabulous exclimaxtion point Pooka!

Not to forget her biggest fan

Nice!

Holy crap you a super hot, why are all the cellar women so good looking

Woohoo! Love the tights. (hose?)

We'd say stay-ups (stockings withuut a suspender belt.)

I just noticed the shoes. Are those 6 inch heels? How can you walk on them?

They're not for walking. ;)

My orthopedic surgeon told me not to wear high heels. As long as I'm horizontal, I can wear them ...

You are unkind to put those images in my mind.

Je regrette, monsieur ... reflexion faite, non, je ne regrette rien.

c'est toujours la même histoire avec moi...

Those images in my mind AND in French. Have you no shame?

Non, pas du tout ... amuses-toi bien, monsieur.

Je vais peut-être

Hey, get a room... for three.:blush:

Bachgen gwirion.

God, Pooka, you're drop dead gorgeous you are.

It ain't tricks of the camera or extra-well-chosen shots, either; she's just as gorgeous in person.

Definitely a difference between straight men and women here. I went back to the picture for the fourth time trying to figure out what Nirvana was talking about before finally seeing it. So the first thing that Nirvana mentions is the salt lamp and it's literally the last thing I notice. In order:


1) Babe - That would be you, Pooka.
2) Clothes and glasses worn by Babe
3) Weird looking pineapple face thing (pillow?). This shows that WTF sightings are high on the list.
4) Spikes on shoes worn by Babe
..
..
25) Possible Himalayan salt lamp

I swear I can imagine a scene where a woman bursts in on her husband screwing another woman who is wearing nothing but stockings and high heels and immediately saying "OMG, are those Jimmy Choos!?";)

Dear Pooka,

Got dayum!!

Sincerely,

Gravdigr

Really, though. I love the forties, pin-up girl look. There's a carhop at the Sonic that goes w/that look everyday. Red hair, piled on top w/a bandana, pale skin, cherry red lipstick...about seventeen.

That don't stop me from getting an ice cream cone every afternoon, though.

Yeah, I'm a dirty old man...and I'm gonna be a dirty old man til I'm a dead old man, too.

:rotflol:

It's the onion god, compare the first pics.
then look at:
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...031#post760031
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...113#post779113

Okay, I obviously missed all the good stuff in 2011.

It is an amber-colored glass Buddha head, filled with multi-colored "Christmas" lights (ironic, huh?), sitting in the top of an upside-down Djembe.

We do have a salt lamp, though, in the living room. Don't know if it is Himalayan; it is pink-colored salt.

Folks, take it from a 3rd party source, here--it's true.

Pooka is elegant, exotic, and seemingly ageless.

lol, goddamn you Cellar bastards and your Onion-whatsit thingee.

What is the origin of that creepy thing anyways? I've been accused of spawning it, but I have no idea.

Correct, they are not for walking.

The onion thing wasn't Zengum. maybe HLJ? I don't remember, it was from years ago and I once went to the trouble to strip it out of its background and kept that file. I put it in all sorts of cellar photos. There's another one somewhere with Pooka and the onion.

I don't keep things so organized.

I found it! It was Toranokaze:
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...ion#post679090

And he had shopped the Onion god into some photos and I just went with it.

http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...postcount=9938
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...&postcount=730

Having already complimented Pooks I feel I can write this without sounding jealous.

WHERE ARE THE NEKKID MEN?

Wow! Thank you all. And I didn't show much... I'll leave that to Flint ha ha ha

You are too sweet and also Gorgeousness yourself in real life Clodfobble!

I agree... we got some brave beautiful women... whats up guys!!

Some of us are brave, just not beautiful.
:rotflol:

Good lord, I'd have to pre-mail barf bags and Foster Grants.:rolleyes:

I don't know...do you think that thing will fit in there?

A. Very nice
B. It is good that the Great Onion God is around.

It'll fit, vaginas have an amazing ability to accommodate. ;)

Woohooooo!

What's odd to me is that the casing around the door doesn't go all the way to the floor. It looks like they might have torn up an old floor and put down a new one that wasn't as thick. Old houses are always a mystery.