Yeah butt....that high pitched thing she does drives me up the wall.....what does LadySyc think of your obsession with the skanky ho? ;-)

Rho is respectful of my crush on Mariah so long as I am respectful of her crush on Prince. (I am.)

Jimbo Jimbo Jimbo...the only way Bruce would know about the size of my schlong is if he was playing voyeur/stalker. Now, let's be real here: Bruce is the dirty ol' man. But that's only with the ladies. I really don't think he's interested in me in that way.

But he has made passes at Rho...*puts 2 and 2 together*...oh shit...

Is Rho bisexual? Cause Prince ain't all that manly. Why do chicks dig the femmy guys anyway? I mean Leonardo DiCaprio? Tom Cruise? ack, spit...be more manly damnit!

No, though she does think Toni Braxton and Janet Jackson are hot. And I'd have to agree.

Speaking of Bruce, the reason I joined the cellar in the first place was on account of his amateur cheesecake shots that I assumed were a regular feature here? Oh wait....was that NBN?

Well at least she has good taste in women.

That would be the one and only Nothing But Net. What a character. Great guy. Might be able to drink me under the table. Complete perv.

I love amateur photography. Especially when the photographer is a perv. I bought my wife a Canon Digital Rebel for Xmas, you think I got one nudie shot?

Damn, that's a $1000 camera and I get dick! My wife is pretty attractive see (looks a little like jinx actually), so is a little amateur action too much to ask? Even some lame glamour shots?

But no, she probably thinks I'd post them on the internet (thought maybe has crossed my mind), course she thinks the internet is the root of all evil, and I do have a history of doing dumb things, but man that camera cost $1000!! ;-)

Ahh Lust List You say
 

Keanu Reeves - so much so that I even own Sweet November
Johnny Depp - Since Jump Street days!
Dave Chappel - don't ask me why I just like him
Jessie L. Martin - the decetive from Law & Order - not the old guy - I'm not that twisted
Jared Leto - Lord what was Cameron thinking - from him to that dude! - lord that isn't5 justified i tell you

Man, you could go to prisonfor that... jailbait city!!!

Just order some of these (warning: not at all safe for work) and tell her you need to recoup the cost of the camera! :eek3:

Re: Ahh Lust List You say
 

See that's what I mean...Keanu, pretty boy, how about Sylvester Stallone?

Depp? How about Dennis Hopper?

I don't even know the rest of them.

Do any of you watch Dave Attel, the Insominiac guy? Thats who I look like, pretty close match actually, I'll set up a special email account so I can handle the bombardment of do me now messages.

Oh my......oh my gosh.

It takes all kinds to make a world...if some women dig pretty boys, what can ya do? It's really no different than guys that dig tomboys. I personally prefer a "womanly woman," but if a woman wants to be tomboyish--and if a guy digs that--that's cool with me.

Yeah, theres some guys I like to, but what I really fantasize about is Wolf coming in here, guns a blazin, sayin stand up! I'll shoot everyone of you motherfuckers short of taking my next breath.

And then she does, sparing only blue58 (cuz he's got a cute ass), gwennie,jinx, lj, nbn, sycs, & bruce.

It's a freaking bloodbath, I don't know what to do. Oh she spares undertoad too, because we need him.

WHAT A FUCKING MOTLEY CREW THAT IS !!!! Hell most of them look like some thing streight out of a trailer park . There are a few nice lookers , but NOT many !!!!!!
All he is missing is a cyclops and a mongaloid ( no offence intended ) !!!!!

So, where is it you're from Blue? ;)

It's actually taken me longer to figure this out than I expected. I didn't want to just post names willy nilly. List subject to change without notice.

Kevin Spacey
Mel Gibson
Jonathon Pryce
Gabriel Byrne
Kurt Russell

Celeb's I'd do if they weren't dead (which would probably make a thread all it's own)
James Coburn
Steve McQueen
Charles Bronson
George Peppard
Jim Morrison

If they weren't dead and/or were still young....

Natalie Wood
Audrey Hepburn
Katherine Ross
Elizabeth Taylor
Lana Turner
Marilyn Monroe

Re: perth's list
 

Case did pretty good here. Dunno where she got Halle Berry, I never did like her all that much. I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's really not top 5 material.

Redheads, I really can't think of any right now.

Maybe to round it out to 5, Rachel Weisz.

Case's list, as imagined by me:

Benicio Del Toro
The guy who plays Faramir
Johnny Depp
Sting (she claims he's not on her list anymore, but as a buddy of mine once said, "hell, Sting is almost on MY list!")
That guy who plays Tommy in "Snatch"

That's a good list. I'd also like to bag Marie Vos Savant, just so I could say I bagged a supergenius.

edit: Okay, my list, using others as a basis:

Shania Twain - the lovely miss Shania "Runaway" Twain. Mmm.
Katarena Witt - Ice Skater oozing so much sexuality, they have to call the Zamboni in after every performance.
Natasha Henstridge - I don't really know why; she just does somthing for me.
Peta Wilson - Super agent or vampire chick. Yes.
Jennifer Garner - So glad she's not James' daughter.
Gwen Stefani - yes. She gets better with age. Talent and beauty.

And for the "If I were gay list" add:
Julian Sands
Jeremy Irons

Re: Re: Ahh Lust List You say
 

I wouldn't consider dave chappel a pretty boy - hey look there are plent-o other banagable celebs - but celeb in general usually connotes some measure of prettiness, no?

I am not a spell checker sue me

Re: Re: perth's list
 

I don't know who Rachel Weiszszszs is, but here is my list:

Benicio
Faramir
Tommy from Snatch
Ewan McGregor
Johnny Depp

Franka Potente
Zheng Ziyi
Cate Blanchett
[...]
[...]

#include CHARLIE_BROWN_AAAAUUUUUGGGGH

How did I forget her? Hers was the ONE issue of Playboy I've bought in fifteen years. She bumps Lauren Holly off my list pronto-like.

Re: Re: Re: perth's list
 

The female lead in the Mummy movies.

Rodney Dangerfield. Good god that man makes me hor....


um...


*runs for the hills*

It's rather difficult... I mean a beautiful person isn't the guarantee to be good in bed. So I'll post those ladies I love most :
Nicole Kidman
Laura Elena Harring
Maribel Verdú
Monica Bellucci
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

Hmmm...I couldn't really see myself doing any of them, but if I had to choose, I'd have to say:

Armand Assante (I have a thing for voices, and just....damn.)

Anthony Hopkins (I like him as the Doctor, but the cannibalism would have to go..Yeah, I know I'm going to get a crapload of smartass comments for that one :rolleyes: )

Val Kilmer (two words: Doc Holliday)

The guy who played Boromir in LOTR (but he'd have to BE Boromir--none of the LOTR guys really look good unless they're scraggly)

Mel Gibson (...I can't help myself. He's just so damned CUTE)


Honorable Mention:

Sean Connery (he can just read the phone book to me or something)



Sidhe

Damn that link to this thread....

Anyways, I'm resurrecting it.

1) Robbie Williams - everyone who knows me for more than a nanosecond knows this.

2) Wentworth Miller

3) Chad Michael Murray - he's young, but I'd still do him

4) Gwen Stefani

5) Jessica Alba

Honourable Mention -

Tom Wellings - its the whole superman thing I think.

Ooh...

Karl Urban

Armand Assante

Leonardo DiCaprio, in Departed only

Costas Mandylor

Edward Norton, in The Illusionist only

Stephen Colbert
Ralph Fiennes


I'm pretty sure that's it...

Hmmm...

1) Johnny Depp
2) The nerdy guy from Criminal Minds
3) Jake Gyllenhaal
4) Craig Ferguson
5) Matt Damon

1. Scarlett Johanssen
2. Catherine Zeta-Jones
3. Janeane Garofalo
4. All 3 of the Dixie Chicks simultaneously
5. Nicole Kidman (in Dead Calm)

1. Elvira Kurt
2. Gwen Stefani
3. Leah Remini
4. Justine Greiner
5. Joan Jett

Never heard of this guy before your post then -bang- he's all over the news.

I just watched District B13 and noticed that Dany Verissimo looks exactly like a girl I had a mad crush on pretty much throuought high school.

Comedians for me. Substance over style. I fall for men who make me laugh, I really do.

I've included one actor on the list (Daniel Mays), but only because he was in the wonderfully funny and filthy filthy Funland, and I've seen him interviewed and he gives good chat.

Steve Pemberton
Al Murray
Simon Pegg
Daniel Mays
Bill Bailey

Had the list been any longer I would have included Heston Blumental and Gordon Ramsey - I also fall for men who feed me :yum:

Zooey Deschanel

Ashley Jensen
Kelly Macdonald
Indira Varma
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Rachel Weisz (had Q'Orianka Kilcher here, but she's 17 so...)

Runners-up (ok, I just couldn't limit my list to 5):
Franka Potente
Julie Delpy
Vera Farmiga
Nigella Lawson
Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll ( I don't wanna know how drunk these guys were)

What... would not fuck Gwen?
Man I would hit that like a rabid marmot!

Edit: Sorry, I thought I was in the other thread.
Wanna' bust this myth...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../KariByron.jpg

Mmmm, Kari Byron...

Oh, yeah...

Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Sean Ysault (from White Zombie)
Sheri Moon
Uma Thurman

Ya know, I had no idea who this girl was.
Then I caught "Hitchhikers Guide", and now I know.
And knowing is half the battle.

1.Jamie Lee Curtis
2.Jamie Lee Curtis
3.Jamie Lee Curtis

OH GOD...I'd totally forgotten about her. Yes, twice, in the middle of Main Street at high noon, with everyone watching.

4.Rachel Welch
5.Shania Twain

Funny story, Shania Twain hates tuna fish. I mean hates the stuff.

No threesome for you.
My wife met her and said she is ten times more beautiful in person.
It was on an aids walk and she had no make-up on.
Unusual in Hollywood, most do not look as good in person... not being mean, just a fact. I don't look as good as my head-shots or my film work.
She is the exception, my wife says she looks softer, her jawline and cheeks look less "strong" and more feminine & her body was "amazing". This was mid to late 90's.

Damnit, rkz! No threesome? Ok, then I choose #3. And thank you for fueling the fantasy!

But is she a hermaphrodite, as urban myth has it?

Things have changed in the last 3 years:

Jude Law
Ewan McGregor (can't help it, sorry)
Naveen Andrews
Gerard Butler
Joel Edgerton

http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/jamie.htm
Now stop it!

Definitely Jamie Lee Curtis there. Particularly circa A Fish Called Wanda.

Katherine Herridge because I have a thing for shorthaired brunettes, Michelle Malkin for her kissable lips and willowy figure, Greta van Susteren because smart is sexy.

Renee Russo, in her younger years
http://www.nndb.com/people/362/000025287/Rene_Russo.jpg
Maria Bello
http://www.ematrimony.org/images/maria_bello_med.jpg
Jill Hennessey
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/A...71_150x200.jpg

Want to see him live? He's in re-hab near me in Scottsdale, AZ. :D

keira knightly

Diane Kruger
http://place-au-fussoir.blogspirit.c...kruger981b.jpg

dark, brooding, intelligent...yummy

DAMN!! She could hoola hoop with a Cheerio!!!