I don't think any man in Oz would be stupid enough to tell a drinking woman she's a wussy. lol Actually, correction on that. There are a few, but they're total dicks.

I notice that I lose my temper even more often when I post intoxicated, especially when there's stress going on in my ife. I do miss my green apple martini's, but have given them up for posting purposes.:sniff: I do post on xanax sometimes.;)

Hmmm...I notice I miss the point more often when I'm pissed. Must have something to do with my mental faculties not being quite as they usually are...although some would argue that that is the the case when I'm sober too I suppose.

I don't think any man in Oz would be stupid enough to tell a drinking woman she's a wussy.

Actualy , I HAVE told 2 OZ girls they were Wussy , I got back to the ship 3-4 days later !!!
Their friend dudes asked " well so you are the boy toy ??!! " I replyed " YUP !!!
A truely memeryobile experince !!!!!!!!!!

GOOD NITE !!!

lol...well you must have met some of those trolls who hang around the ships when they dock. They'll let you get away with anything to get laid. ;)

Oooh...looks like my date's here... :blush:

:D

lol

Have you cracked one open? or several??

I've just about finished a bottle of wine. I've been lurking around here for a couple of hours now whilst trying to win some money on the tab, but that's been pretty fruitless, so now I'm just drinking.

I spent about $400 on friggen overstock....so I'm definitely just drinking now :o

What's your poison?

Schmirnoff Black at present with a shot of red cordial

pissed + hypo = going out later on. lol

Oh yeah, you should see me on jagarbombs...I'm like bouncy, toey and ready to party....soooooo not a good combo

lol...sounds like a pretty good combo to me.

always seems like a good idea at the time, but in the morning....not so good

That's why you have to remember to worship before going to sleep.

Are you a worshipper??

I never puke...well I did one time, but I think it was the 8 hrs of boozing then the few turns on the pipe that did it :greenface

what's that poem about the green and gold and which should come first? I always forget it. Probably cause someone usually says it when I'm worshipping. lol

Yes I hurl. Quite frequently...but always in the loo. I've never been a vomit any place kinda chick. I leave that to my cousins. Man could i tell you some funny ones about those girls. lol

I think its the shit food I tend to consume at the end of the nite that fixes me.

'pending where I am, its a dirty ole salmonella kebab, a hotdog or half a litre of milk and a pie.

We used to always go to dirty harry's at the end of the night, but since someone got shot there, it's not quite so welcoming. Less crowded though.

what do they serve at Dirty Harry's?

chicken schnizels. dim sims. chicko rolls. soggy chips. mini pizzas. kebabs. just your usual druken hunger buster type food.

lol my friend in Darwin just rang to say hello (he was at the bottleo) then he arrived home and was saying weird shit like "i didnt leave that cupboard open" and "why is my filing cabinet open"....he's been broken into.

lol...was there a wine tasting at the bottlo?

Did he lose much stuff?

Yeah he did actually, like, some family stuff from his deceased brother :(

poor bugger. probably gone for good now though.

Yeah, he just rang again, cops have been etc. Sending fingerprinters in the morning.

I told him to hit the pawn shops etc.

Carrying over from the "ultimate question" thread, I've done some shocking things when drinking.

Whats ya worst?

shit, meant to put it in the meaningless thread

Hmmm...good question. Can I answer it when I'm drunker? lol

That's very funny. I like that. It's sick. but good sick, in a sick kind of way.

I'm bevved up tonight, I made a simple syrup, I think it is 2 cups of sugar and one cups of water, boiled a little until the sugar melts. Then I added some lime jiuce, or juice if that's how you're gonna be about it. then I added some vodka, something not too nasty, I think it is from another country with a lot of blond people, there's an IKEA flag on the label, so from there.

Anyway, some of theat vofka, some of the simple syrup (left over form Mojitos) and soime more Lime juice (this is really good lime juice from Lakewood, it's all organic and crescent fresh etc.) And then, and then, some Gerolsteiner sparkilng mineral wasser.

RI CHUSS
( htat's <righteous> for those of you who can't spell)

Hmm...sugar and vodka.....firedup and fucked up....dangerous. :D

ahhh foot3, why werent you around last nite to play with

As dangerous as someone who is sitting in a chair can be.;)

Hello!
Hello, hello, hello

Yup - am slightly under the influence right now (lets pretend I'm posting from home, shhhhhhh!) I know it's weird because y'all haven't even started your weekend yet.... But am well into mine

Wish you were here. :yum:

23 minutes to happy hour!

Just be glad I already posted my video, am in a right minxy mood tonight...

(edited to add) the battery on my camera has just gone dead. Will spare my blushes on Monday I assure you.

Lord alone knows how I'm getting home! Think it's going to have to be taxi :)

Just step in for me if I get arsey on another thread, please (tho I don't tend to)

For the love of God, will you *please* stop and pick up some batteries at the chemist on the way home? Do I have to think of *everything*?

can't post naughty pictures because of dead batteries...mmppff. grumble grumble

Sadly, I keep my camera at work, where I have no batteries... As I don't have a PC at home, the only place I can take pics & post them without considering the consequences is here.

But hey - I'd take requests now for potential futuire drunken posts :)

I think my photo orders would be base on exactly how low your inhibitions get when you're in your cups, love.

I'll tell you next time I'm there!

Drunk at work? SHHHH! Not too loud, 9th might be around.

Sounds like my kind of workplace, And the sun is up over the yardarm in your land, so there.

Am sat here in my own (if you want an idea check out my video in Quality Images thread)

Stayed here to finish off a spreadsheet, sneaked in some contraband because I knew I'd end up online in an empty office.

It's quite creepy actually
22.25 at time of posting!
Stopped pretending to work at 22.00 - although I don't get overtime either way!!

I'm getting there. "ya'll" watch this. and hold my beer.