Had an ex that was about the same as catwoman, except about a 36D, she did the Pilates thing and found it helped after a while. Not sure about without a bra though, conceptually that scares me.
This thread is teetering on the brink of no return.

The only thing that could make it better would be pictures.

Don't tempt me.

What? Afraid to show us your man-boobs?

LOL I already posted all the flesh ya'll are gonna get.

Where?

In the members image gallery.

Actually, this thread is JIGGLING on the brink of no return :lol:

God I didn't even realize I made a truly terrible pun. TS, if you're desperate I might just.

Never desperate, just persistently pursuing female mammarian displays.

Edit: added gender specificity.

Maybe you should also add a species specificity as well.

Or maybe not--what do I know?

in other words JAG , SHOW US THE BOBBIES !!!!!!

Why do you want to see photographs of British Policemen?

I KNEW zippy's typing/spelling would land him in trouble one day!!

I guess i'm " BUSTED " !!! ;)

AW! :joint:

let's not start with the puns, bra.

hey, while the thread is thoroughly derailed, can someone tell me how to say "boobies" in other languages? Billy, what's the Chinese slang term for fun bags?

Selected Boscov's stores (Philly area) are having fitters from playtex in to help you select your optimum living bra ...

ooooh...too bad I'm 9 hours from Philly or I'd go. Seriously.

God, I hate bras. They seem to be designed for people who don't need them. And yes, it sort of sucks to have unusually large boobs for your frame. Especially after you have children. For some reason, they just aren't as perky anymore. Does anyone know if doing pectoral exercises helps lift them a little again?

As for clothes, I have given up trying to be "trendy". I use to try and keep up with styles I saw on "cool" people, but these styles were either too "teeny bopper" looking on me, or I would have to settle for a watered down version that looked a little too much like my mother's goodwill pile. I decided that used clothes are the best. I go on Ebay and find things in my favorite colors that have consistent shapes that I look good in. Usually, clothes on Ebay have measurements. I haven't had too many mistaken fits from clothes off Ebay. I found this super cool vintage ski jacket that I wear as my winter coat. It was originally a mens, but who cares? Jeans are the same way. I can find fairly cheap jeans out there, because some people still have them around from the 70s and such. Its more fun than shopping, I think, because I don't have to deal with the "super-hip" little twig in a tube top sales people and feel like I am the size of a house or feel bad about myself because "I thought I wore a size 8 but I am really a size 12". I hate that shit. I love Ebay stuff, because you never really know what size you are and you get to just look at stuff you like.

Yes, wolf, I am 15. And I really shouldn't have said anything, as I have my mind in the gutter most of the time. There are some very hot guys at my school... But I have a higher I.Q. than most people twice my age, so I suppose it evens out, eh? Please ignore my wild ramblings, I am young as yet.

Ramble away, kiddo. We don't have a lower age limit for participation (okay, there is that 13 thing on the sign in screen, but I'll bet we don't pay a lot of attention to it). What we do have is a lower stupidity limit.

And I think it rocks that you busted ass on him.

Hey, hey, hey, my ass was so not busted. I've had my ass busted before and that wasn't an ass busting. Maybe a kick in the shins, but certainly not an ass busting.

Don't make me pull this car over and come back there...

Oh, that was not busting ass. That was a slight reprimand. When I bust ass, trust me, you'll know.

Ok, (insert gender specific insulting referrence to age here), we'll see. :stickpoke I'm looking forward to seeing that.

I'm guessing female.

now, is it a particular smell that we'll recognize, or do you just do it really loudly?

I got that, but I couldn't think of a feminine perjorative-lite off of the top of my head.

"Girlie" probably would have done it.

Or "Chickie."

Perhaps even "Little Miss Smartie Pants."

Do you people even remember high school? I get worse than this from my teachers, nevermind the students themselves. Go ahead and try to provoke me. :lol:

uh, Luna... if you've been reading the history around here, you know better than to poke the tigers with sticks.... take it back, quick....

I think she can hang. As long as she doesn't mind being the butt of degrading age-related comments like "Give us a call when your balls drop. Till then, get back in the kiddie pool."

Maybe that was just me.


However, I do have a clothes-related story to share. We were in Denver early for a gig on Saturday because we had to provide the backline for the evening (speakers, etc.) I realized that I had forgotten to bring my "rock" clothes, so we went downtown to find a t-shirt or something that looked more clubby. Normally I don't care, but this was kind of an event, and the rest of the band was going to be decked out.

Mike recommended some trendy little back-alley boutique and a goth/metal everything-in-black-with-skulls place that were next door to each other. I wasn't in a wannabe vampiric kind of mood, so we went into the trendy place. The 20-year-old bouncy salesgirls descended like the plague (you can always tell the commissioned workers), holding things up to me, commenting on my nice skin tone and other fashionista bullshit.

Did you know that you can purchase jeans that are "oil-washed?" You've seen the type before, on Cooter from the Dukes of Hazzard, or anyone who spends time around heavy machinery. But rather than having to actually work to get your jeans that nasty, you can buy em already messed up. And they only cost twice as much as regular jeans. I mentioned this to the fresh-faced youngster, and she looked at me like I just stepped off the bus from Mars. I don't think it had occurred to her that people usually throw out clothes that look like that. Oh well.

You can also buy t-shirts that are made from organic cotton, and button-up shirts like your grandpa wore, only tailored to fit underwear models. There was pinko commie propoganda on most of the t-shirts, the rest were Sex Pistols. Pfft. Finally found one that was cool and not too college-student-with-a-cause. I kind of dug the grandpa shirt, even though I had to suck in mah belly. Couldn't do much about the man boobies, but the t-shirt underneath disguised them as muscle. :lol: Right.

Grand total for 1 pair of fucked up jeans, a faded t-shirt, and a grandpa button-up shirt in the Ashton Kutcher cut: $170.

Despite my lack of sales resistance (and the fact that now I can't buy my car tags for another 2 weeks), it worked. We went to a little Italian joint to eat pre-show, and the cool old Brooklyn-accented lady at the door flirted with me.

I can't believe I spent almost $200 on one set of clothing that looked like it had been removed from someone who died in a refrigerator box under a railroad trestle. I think I must have had a midlife crisis when the 20-year-olds started in with the skin tone spiel.

Do I remember High School? :mg: How the hell could I forget it when I had to walk 10 miles...each way.....uphill.....each way...through 5 feet of snow.....each way. Don't even get me started on the wolves...bears...Lions...Indians!! :lol:
Hi Luna, enjoy the Cellar, don't take it personal and don't make it personal is the best way to go, in my opinion.
15yo, great. We spend plenty of time talking about the comings and goings of teens. It'll be nice to get the viewpoint of the horses mouth and from what you've written so far I think your that end of the horse. ;)

I can deal with degrading comments. I'm Norwegian.

How much did the barber charge the Norwegian for a haircut?



$4, a dollar a side.

okay, i'm ashamed to admit it, but that joke took me like 2 minutes to understand. :headshake